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10 Great One Liners
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity  Don't screw the opportunity!
I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look..
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.  The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
Why are condoms transparent?  So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!
What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
What is a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging.
Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: Wha...
When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21 it's like buying a book for someone else to read.
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:  Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
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10 Great One Liners

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10 Great One Liners

  1. 1. 10 Great One Liners
  2. 2. Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity!
  3. 3. I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look..
  4. 4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
  5. 5. Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!
  6. 6. What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
  7. 7. What is a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging.
  8. 8. Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
  9. 9. When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21 it's like buying a book for someone else to read.
  10. 10. Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
  11. 11. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
  12. 12. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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