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Patience-Based Hobbies
For the chronically distracted

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I get bored easily.

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so

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I like to do things.

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I keep myself occupied with the weird and
the new.

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I like to go places.

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I like to see amazing things.

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I like to read things.

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I require stimuli.

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I seek novelty.

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New, new new.

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Go, go, go.

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Everything goes to 11.

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If it doesn’t, I get bored.

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Go.

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Go, Go.

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Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.

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So much going. I go.

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People near me go!

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We are always on.

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On, On, On!

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Go, Go, Go!

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And then. Stop.

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Crash.

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On or off.

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It’s exciting.
Me.
My sister,
Maggie.

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But it is also exhausting.
My sister,
Maggie.
Me.
I’ve been like
this a long
time.

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One day, I realized this was happening.
Me
On Off On Off On Off On Off On

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Ratcheting up.

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Not coming back down.

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My only weapon was sleep.

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Weird things started happening to me.

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I felt over-amped.

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I felt jittery.

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I felt anxious.

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So much internal noise.

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It was very tiring.

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Things felt off-kilter and jarring.

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I didn’t know how to make it stop.

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And then, in
2008

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I got sick.

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This was not much fun.

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But it forced me to lay around a lot.

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And think and read a lot.

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I thought about things I liked a lot.

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I noticed a pattern.

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For example, photography.

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A long-time hobby.

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The times I most enjoyed photography...

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Were the slow times

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And the images I sought out most...

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Were the simple...

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even...boring ones.

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Slow.

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Simple.

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Somewhat repetitive.

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A light went on.

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What if activities that force repetition
and patience led to a kind of
happiness?

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Some moments when I take photos

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I am neither on nor off

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I just...am.

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The premise is basic.

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Light touches a medium or sensor that is photo-
sensitive
An image is created

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You can jazz it up all you
like

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But in the end, the premise is still basic

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Could other slow, basic things
make me feel this quiet?

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Letterpress

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The premise is basic.

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Moveable type* is inked,
then pressed into paper
* Or a plate

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My tabletop letterpress

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A basic, antique premise.

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Repetitive.

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Slow.

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Tactile.

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Sorting type.

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Organizing, thinking carefully, cleaning.

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Cannot be rushed.

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Manual.

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Quiet.

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Perfect.

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Distillation (2009)

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The premise is simple.

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To distill is to separate
something into constituent parts

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Steam Distillation.

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Steam Distillation
Material is suspended above water
Water is boiled, forcing steam through material,
extracting oils
Steam is cooled back to liquid form via a condenser
Separated oil and water comes out

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Ancient, with a simple premise.

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Slow.

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Repetitive.

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Tactile.

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Manual.

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Perfect.

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Clockwork and gears (2010)

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The premise is basic.

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All things clockwork
Have an energy source
Have a way to control the flow of energy
Use gears to adjust speed

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When I was 17, I made a clock out of
paper.

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It didn’t work.

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Go, go go. Rush rush rush.

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This time, it’s different.

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I’ve learned a bit.

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Slowness. Patience.

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Repetition.

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Apply the quietness.

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Perfect!

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How to make this
experience stick?

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Do

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Choose things that are interesting and
aesthetic (to you!).

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Choose pastimes that allow you to create.

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Seek out things that are tactile.

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Engage in your repetitive activity during
discrete, scheduled times.

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Accept (and enjoy!) that other parts of life
will still be go, go, go.

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Embrace meaningful tedium.

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Be patient and enjoy!

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Me.
Lyza Danger Gardner
@lyzadanger
http://www.lyza.com

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Image Credits
All photos are mine and were taken by me, except:
Slides 24, 41-44, 59, 61, 67, 90 by David Hoenig
Slides 14, 27 by my mom, Fran Gardner
Slides 17, 87 from Wikipedia (public domain)
Slide 18 by my mother-in-law, Cathy Hoenig
Slide 26 by my stepmother, Christie Mueller
Slide 16 was taken by a former coworker, but by
whom exactly, I do not know.