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Computer tech 3 joker


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Computer tech 3 joker

  2. 2. QUESTION Help Me, My Printer is not Printing. Tech Support : Can the computer See the Printer?
  3. 3. ANSWER I tried turning the computerscreen to face the printer but his computer still could not see the printer.
  4. 4. QUESTION How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?
  5. 5. ANSWERJust one, provided theres a programmer around to explain how to do it.
  6. 6. QUESTION How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
  7. 7. ANSWER One, to generate a"ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
  8. 8. QUESTION Here son I bought you a Basketball to play with.
  9. 9. ANSWERComputer Kid…. Where are the instructions?
  10. 10. QuestionOnce a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines whereat that time on the beach. Why did no one save me.
  11. 11. ANSWER The programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
  12. 12. QUESTION How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
  13. 13. ANSWER Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
  14. 14. QUESTION Do computers make mistakes?
  15. 15. ANSWER Yes they are just donefaster and more accurately.
  16. 16. QUESTION What is a computer virus?
  17. 17. ANSWER A terminal illness.
  18. 18. QUESTION Computers have improved our lives
  19. 19. ANSWERThey allow people to make even bigger mistake.
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