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Blonde jokes 2

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Blonde jokes 2

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  2. 2. QUESTION Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
  3. 3. ANSWERA: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
  4. 4. QUESTION Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
  5. 5. ANSWER A: They take off their makeup.
  6. 6. QUESTION Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
  7. 7. ANSWERA: They always forget the recipe.
  8. 8. QUESTION Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
  9. 9. ANSWER A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hi’.
  10. 10. QuestionQ: Why didnt the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
  11. 11. ANSWERA: They couldnt fit a deer into the car.
  12. 12. QUESTION Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?
  13. 13. ANSWER A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
  14. 14. QUESTION Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
  15. 15. ANSWER A: Shes the one on her bike.
  16. 16. QUESTION Q: Why is a blonde not a good lifeguard?
  17. 17. ANSWER A: When he asks for alifesaver, he wants to know what flavor you want.
  18. 18. QUESTION Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
  19. 19. ANSWERA: She didnt know where to buy Left Guard!
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