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BLONDE JOKES….,[object Object]
BOB & THE  BLONDE:,[object Object], ,[object Object], ,[object Object],Bob  walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.,[object Object],He sat down next to a blonde at the  bar and stared up at the TV.,[object Object]
The  10 PM news was coming on.,[object Object],The news crew was covering the story of a man  on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump..,[object Object]
The  blonde looked at Bob   and  said, "Do you think he'll jump?",[object Object]
 ,[object Object],Bob  said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.“,[object Object],The  blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't.",[object Object],Bob  placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!",[object Object]
Just  as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge,[object Object],Did a  swan dive off the building, Falling to his death.,[object Object],The  blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.  ,[object Object],"Fair's fair. Here's your money.",[object Object]

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