The Student’s Collection Of Quotes


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The Student’s Collection Of Quotes

  1. 1. The student’s collection of quotes
  2. 2. from all over
  3. 3. We’ll start with teachers
  4. 4. teachers get cranky… <ul><li>“ Make some more noise and I’ll find out your enthalpy change of combustion” </li></ul><ul><li>-chem teacher </li></ul><ul><li>“ I’m going to use that phone to call India” - GP teacher, when someone uses the phone in class </li></ul>
  5. 5. When no one listens… <ul><li>“ I might as well talk to the wall” </li></ul><ul><li>– Mr Ng, bio teacher </li></ul>
  6. 6. and if no one answers… <ul><li>“ It’s like Wheel of Fortune. May I have a Wee please?” </li></ul><ul><li>– Mr Ng, bio teacher </li></ul>
  7. 7. Teaching us to ask questions <ul><li>“There are 8 students in a row. 3 of there are girls. The other 5… </li></ul><ul><li>hopefully are boys.” </li></ul><ul><li>-math lecturer, during permutation and combination lecture </li></ul>
  8. 8. Trying to be encouraging <ul><li>“ you need to have positive energy!’ </li></ul><ul><li>– Mr Ng, PE teacher </li></ul>
  9. 9. Now we hear from students
  10. 10. Embracing questioning attitudes <ul><li>“Why must it be Romeo and Juliet? Can’t it be Rabbit and Jackass?” </li></ul><ul><li>-Justin, Guitar club member </li></ul>
  11. 11. and applying morals and theories taught <ul><li>“Only take 1. Don’t be selfish.” </li></ul><ul><li>-Winston, when Ms Yee confiscates his peanuts </li></ul><ul><li>Wherever she goes, the centre of gravity follows’ </li></ul><ul><li>-anonymous student after a physics lecture </li></ul>
  12. 12. The things I do to survive studying
  13. 13. Come up with rhymes <ul><li>On Genetic control and inheritance notes… </li></ul><ul><li>“I am Jean, it’s in my genes to love jeans” </li></ul>
  14. 14. Joke to myself <ul><li>On Math curve sketching (tutorial 29) </li></ul><ul><li>“Are you straight or curved?” </li></ul><ul><li>And in answer to that: </li></ul><ul><li>“I am straight so I dun wan anything to do with curves  ” </li></ul>
  15. 15. Motivate myself <ul><li>“ Oh how I love studying!” (includes big smiley) </li></ul><ul><li>“ Happy studying” </li></ul><ul><li>“ Clever Serene, Serene rawks” </li></ul>
  16. 16. Try to marry the notes (but fail) <ul><li>“Will you take Gene as your lawful beloved wife, and promise to love and cherish her for the rest of your life? Till mitosis do you part?” </li></ul><ul><li>and underneath the question, </li></ul><ul><li>“Hell no!” </li></ul>
  17. 17. Interact with the notes <ul><li>The chem notes say: Using kinetics, T increase  Kf increase, Kb increase but Kf increase more than Kb increase </li></ul><ul><li>and beside it I write </li></ul><ul><li>“ how you know huh?” </li></ul>
  18. 18. Try out friend’s colourful/nice smelling pens and write <ul><li>“ hello smell me” </li></ul><ul><li>“ so pretti” </li></ul>
  19. 19. Comment on formulae <ul><li>Beside Formula 1: Binomial theorem for a positive interger n </li></ul><ul><li>comment: “*faints” </li></ul>
  20. 20. Decorate my notes <ul><li><please donate a camera so I can take pictures> </li></ul>
  21. 21. Decorate friend’s notes <ul><li>If you still have them, please provide pictures! </li></ul>
  22. 22. Draw lots of smiley faces <ul><li><you know about my non-existant camera which is going to exist sometime soon> </li></ul>
  23. 23. Selected notes to myself, in self-designed handbook
  24. 24. <ul><li>17 march- My birthday  </li></ul><ul><li>27 march- I love serene because I am her ;p </li></ul><ul><li>28 march- Just look at how time passes </li></ul><ul><li>30 march- I need a plan to stay awake </li></ul><ul><li>10 april- yea man. Woa this paper quite e thick eh  </li></ul><ul><li>4 may- serene is gonna divide & conquer! </li></ul>
  25. 25. <ul><li>15 may- anode is e source. Cathode is e acceptor. electrochem  </li></ul><ul><li>31 may- bio spa skill A </li></ul><ul><li>8 june- The last lap already! </li></ul><ul><li>14 june- doubts are traitors. I am possible. </li></ul><ul><li>15 june- believe in me racles </li></ul><ul><li>22 june- the stronger wind, the stronger trees </li></ul><ul><li>23 june-it’s ok to arrange rocks and pebbles  </li></ul>