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Fantabulous food

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Fantabulous food

  1. 1. Fantabulous Food With apologies by Linnea Good
  2. 2. <ul><li>(You Gotta Sing) </li></ul><ul><li>You gotta eat when the spirit says &quot;Eat&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>You gotta eat when the spirit says &quot;Eat&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>When the spirit says &quot;Eat&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>you gotta eat right along </li></ul><ul><li>You gotta eat when the spirit says &quot;Eat&quot; </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>(Magic Penny) </li></ul><ul><li>Counting calories till they go away </li></ul><ul><li>They go away, They go away </li></ul><ul><li>Counting calories till they go away </li></ul><ul><li>You end up having more! </li></ul><ul><li>It's just like my good friend, Penny, </li></ul><ul><li>Fats and calories she won't take any. </li></ul><ul><li>Low-cal junkfoods she had so many </li></ul><ul><li>She bought them all at the store! For! </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>Counting calories that won't go away, </li></ul><ul><li>Won't go away, won't go away, </li></ul><ul><li>Counting calories, they don't go away, </li></ul><ul><li>You end up having more! </li></ul><ul><li>(Peace Is Flowing Like A River) </li></ul><ul><li>Coffee's flowing like a river, </li></ul><ul><li>Flowing out and so's the tea. </li></ul><ul><li>Spreading out into the hallway, </li></ul><ul><li>Setting our employees free. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>(One More Step Along The World) </li></ul><ul><li>One more submarine and it's to go! </li></ul><ul><li>Mozzarella and a to-ma-to! </li></ul><ul><li>Salt and pepper, side of fries, </li></ul><ul><li>Wrap it, nuke it right before my eyes. </li></ul><ul><li>And it's from the tv to the telephone. </li></ul><ul><li>Fast food pick-up and I'm back at home! </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>(Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah) </li></ul><ul><li>Guide me at the drive-through McDonald's </li></ul><ul><li>Pilgrim through this foreign land. </li></ul><ul><li>Quarter-pounders, Macs and golden frenchfries, </li></ul><ul><li>Flay-a-Fish straight from the pan. </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Grml Phrm Bm&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Grml Phrm Bm&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Speak into the microphone!!&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>Eating modern means you eat alone! </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>(Give Me Oil) </li></ul><ul><li>I get gas from brown beans, rice and miso </li></ul><ul><li>I get gas from those things, I say! (alleluia?) </li></ul><ul><li>I get gas from brown beans, rice and miso, miso, miso, </li></ul><ul><li>Meso sick me want some fries today! </li></ul><ul><li>Vegi Living! Vegi Living! </li></ul><ul><li>Tofu burger with a side of sprouts! </li></ul><ul><li>Vegi Living! Vegi Living! </li></ul><ul><li>Think I'd rather live without! </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>(You Gotta Sing) </li></ul><ul><li>We gotta eat when the spirit says &quot;Eat&quot;. </li></ul><ul><li>We gotta eat when the spirit says &quot;Eat&quot;. </li></ul><ul><li>But if the spirit says, &quot;Eat&quot;, and the cupboard is bare, </li></ul><ul><li>We've got to learn together how to share! </li></ul>

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