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You might be a tax pro if...

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Humorous take on the "you might be a redneck if...." - but for Tax Pros!

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You might be a tax pro if...

  1. 1. You Might be a Tax Pro If…
  2. 2. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You cringe when yourchiropractor says he isgoing to have to give youan “adjustment” and allyou can think about isreconciling those top-sidedadjustments…
  3. 3. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You feel a great sense ofaccomplishment after looking through30 “final” work paper updates to findthe REAL “final – final” work paper.
  4. 4. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You give your provisionworkbook, (your baby) aname worthy of an artisticmasterpiece.
  5. 5. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You wish there was an“Excel Olympics” so thatthe world could see youmedal in the sport of yourdreams (an elitespreadsheet jockey)….
  6. 6. You Might be a Tax Pro if…Your greatest “tax technologyautomation tool” is your new tax staffemployee Joey.
  7. 7. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You are a better heckler of stateauditors than a cubs season ticketholder.
  8. 8. You Might be a Tax Pro if…IT assures you that they canhandle your taxrequirements and thenstarts to “prioritize” you outfurther in their schedule asthey struggle to understandwhat the heck you aretalking about.
  9. 9. You Might be a Tax Pro if…Getting financials by legal entity isparamount to climbing Mount Everest.
  10. 10. You Might be a Tax Pro if…After you heard someone commentingthat your cat looked like it was gaininga bit too much weight and you keptwaking up with FATCA nightmares.
  11. 11. You Might be a Tax Pro if…While watching “Saving Private Ryan”on Netflix you suddenly worried aboutyour FBAR documentation every timethey referenced “FUBAR”.
  12. 12. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You are long time buddies with yourcompliance vendor support rep.
  13. 13. You Might be a Tax Pro if…Getting budget for a tax technologyproject has the same odds as winningyour local lottery.
  14. 14. You Might be a Tax Pro if…You are workingwhen the Wall St.Journal getsdelivered in themorning and afterDavid Lettermangoes through his top10 list.
  15. 15. You Might be a Tax Pro if…Instead of subscribing to a travelrewards program, you wished they hada “CPE credit Rewards” program
  16. 16. You Might be a Tax Pro if…When you are asked whatyou do for a living at acocktail party, and youdistinctly notice eyes glazingover and folks saying theyheard a friend calling tothem from the other side ofthe room…
  17. 17. Any Others?WHAT DID I MISS?
  18. 18. Thank you for reading!For more information, contact me at: Kelley Lear Kelley.Lear@redmoonsolutions.com 941-379-7108 www.redmoonsolutions.com blog.redmoonsolutions.com www.twitter.com/redmoonsolution

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