There are a gazillion ways to get a NYC parking ticket. But, if you want to be absolutely certain of finding an orange epistle under your wiper, try this...

2. PARKING TICKET WARRIORS FLOCK TO
ILLEGALLY PARKED VEHICLES LIKE BEES TO
HONEY

3. #1: REMAIN SEATED IN YOUR CAR WITHOUT
ACTIVATING THE PARKING METER

4. #2: DON’T MAKE THE NEXT AVAILABLE RIGHT
TURN AFTER ENTERING A BUS LANE

5. #3: PLACE YOUR MUNI-METER RECEIPT FACE-
DOWN ON THE DASHBOARD

6. #4: ONLY CHECK FOR PARKING SIGNS IN
FRONT OF YOUR CAR

7. #5: PARK IN A BUS STOP ZONE BECAUSE YOU
DIDN’T KNOW WHERE IT ENDED