THE ABC* OF JOSS WHEDON WARNER *Asylum Bachelor Challenge Part Three!
Last time on the ABC of Joss Whedon Warner, stuff happened. Since this is an asylum bachelor challenge, the points are a littledifferent than in a normal challenge. In this part we’ll get the final points based on relationship. There are 7 points to be earned there.Positives:Firsts = 1 point a pieceChildren = 5 points a pieceACR the one = 5 pointsNegatives:Dying = - 5 points (even if successfully plead for)Fight with Bachelor = -5 per fightPeeing self = -1 pointPassing out = -1 point (includes plate naps)Nervous Breakdown = -1 point.
As you might recall this is our caretaker, Andrea “Drea” Shin Fitzhugh. Her aspiration is in the red and she’s forced to macro-gardenincessantly. This is what you get for having the LTW to have 6 grandchildren. If you wanted to have a job LTW I’d be forced to careabout your aspiration. Since you don’t, I don’t. I bet she’s regretting pissing me off all those years ago now isn’t she? She’s also alittle greener now thanks to being plantsimmed.
This is Drew. He’s the key to this whole challenge. When he grows up, he’ll pump out the 6 plantbabies to give Drea her LTW. Soeveryone in the challenge house is on the clock.So let’s get back to the action, already in progress.
OMG! Finally! Dammit Rose why couldn’t you have done this sooner!Rose: Joss is hot.Joss : Mmmm, yes I am.
Unfortunately for Rose, Seren swooped in to claim the bachelor before Rose could pull him into the photobooth for post first kisswoohoo.
Eve, however took umbrage to Joss hitting on Seren. Probably misplaced green skinned girls solidarity. Either that or she was justlooking for an excuse to fight. I think the latter.
Seren was right there to comfort Joss after his ordeal. While Eve waited around to give him another ordeal.
Joss: I’m sailing away. Set an open course for the virgin sea. Cause Ive got to be free, Free to face the life thats ahead of me. Onboard, Im the captain, so climb aboard, Well search for tomorrow on every shore, And Ill try, Oh Lord Ill try, to carry on.Seren: Wooo! Freebird!
Seren: Feed me!Rachel: No feed me!Marina: zzzzfeedyourselveszzzzzJoss: A gathering of angels appeared above my head, They sang to me this song of hope and this is what they said.
Joss: They said come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me lads, Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.And if you are like Eric Cartman, you now will not be able to get the song out of your head. You’re welcome.
This slide is here to illustrate that the three most illusive sims of Drea, Kat, and Genie are in fact still alive and doing well. Althoughthat is a relative term in an asylum.
Rachel C: I’m worried. My aspiration is crap and Marina’s gotten another first. I need to do something drastic.
Unfortunately the photobooth was occupied so Rachel C. had to content herself with worrying in her underwear.
Oh Marina, and just when you were doing so well becoming Joss’ first BFF. Minus one point.
And the fights continue. I’m not even keeping track anymore. I’ll just count the number in memories when I’m done.
Someone shooed Marina because they needed to use the restroom and she got up and promptly lost another point.
Molly: You’ve got a face meant for kissing.Joss: Yay!Rachel C.: Eeeeexcellent!
Rachel C.: Mine!Molly: How could you! I loved you, Joss! Loved you!It was at this point I literally fell out of my chair laughing, scaring my pets. Poor Molly, she was doing so well and then because she is afamily sim she got mad that Joss cheated on her when she fell in love. I swear Rachel C. planned this. The doodads hadn’t evenappeared and Molly went from in love to pissed off in .1 seconds.
Molly: That’s it we’re through!Joss: But… But… You hit me!Rachel C.: You can’t hit my man!
Joss: I’ll fight my own battles, thank you!Molly: You hit me!Joss: You hit me first.
Then Joss went off and cried and I felt bad for him. He really liked Molly and she was heavily pregnant. Oh ACR, how I love thee.
After his cry, Joss went off and found Elizabeth for a little pick me up.
And since she was pregnant, he made sure she was nice and relaxed. It’s the least he could do.
Mal in the mean time, decided she needed a new enemy and Rachel A. was perfect for that.
I really do not know what made Mal cranky but she’s got negative relationships with most of the house. Except for Eve. She likes Eve.
I was confused for a moment when I followed Joss and Elizabeth and wondered who let in one of the sims I have dressed as reapers inthis hood. Then I realized that it was the REAL reaper. And that Seren apparently starved to death in front of the fridge while Dreawas making dinner. Oops?
Joss: I don’t see anything, la la la! Must clean to be happy!Drea: Do I have to plead for her? I don’t even know her.Yes, dammit!
Drea: Oh Reaper! Please don’t take this green girl that I thing I may have 5 relationship points with. I don’t want to be moremiserable than I already am!Reaper: Fine. I’ll give you a chance.
And Drea won. Seriously, this sim is way too good at challenges. I did an adult start apoc with her and she topped a career and had 5kids.
Seren can’t believe she is back from the dead, and frankly neither can I. However it does hurt her a lot points wise. Minus 5 points fordying, Seren.
Crisis averted, Drea goes back to making dinner.
While in the other room, a crisis of a different sort occurs. Marina goes into labor.
Marina: This is going to suck, isn’t it.It will.
Sigh, Mal just lost a point for getting food poisoning. Then she got better from eating the soup. Then got sick again. I do not even…!
Because Mal was getting sick and Rachel C. was not pleased to see her chances of winning going away, Marina dropped Spencer on thefloor to give birth to a fourth baby boy, Ashley.Whew!I’ll admit I laughed my ass off when I got the pop up and the portrait screen went nuts. I knew she was scanning twins, I didn’t expectwhat I got. I was certain one of the Rachels was going to take it then Marina had to one up them. It’s going to take some doing tocatch her now.
And there isn’t a lot of time, since Drew grew up. You know what that means? Queues up grow plant baby.
We pause your plant baby spam to announce that Elizabeth thought this would be a good time to die. Really, girl, you couldn’t wait 20sim minutes?
Apparently not. Everyone stopped mothing the babies/toddlers to cry over Elizabeth while Drea eyed the Reaper warily. Elizabethwas a simself kid, dying twice, not a good thing.
Unfortunately the way to plead was blocked by several sims.
Still Drea managed to do it.Drea: I know I only have 6 relationship points with the girl but can you not take this one? Please? It really would be good thing if shedidn’t die.Reaper: You will have to take your chances.
So Elizabeth died, again. And right at the end too. Such bad timing.
Elizabeth’s death sent Rachel C. off the deep end and she collapsed onto the carpet.
Really Rachel? You couldn’t wait 5 sim minutes?
Oh dear gods not you too, Seren! Drea get in here!
Thankfully Seren was a false alarm and Drew was able to get his 6 kids sending Drea permaplat. The kids are:AndreaOndreiAndreeAndreLeonTalleyI was really running out of names to give them toward the end there.
Joss jumped into bed to try to escape all of the last minute drama while I paused the game to figure out the point totals and finallylook at memory panels so I could announce the winner.
And the matchmaking bird, 1, finally gave up the ghost. Poor bird, you tried.So lets see how the contestants did.Since it is the end of the challenge I am going to be counting a few other things just for fun. Contestants will get 1 point for every5,000 points of aspiration they have (it shows how well they can take care of themselves), 1 point for each skill they got, -1 for everymeal burned, -1 for each illness gotten, and total of 7 points possible based on relationship (LTR, STR, and the flags). I will also begiving 1 point per pregnancy. Since they were pregnant but the number of kids is unknown and they didn’t give birth in time. Theseare in addition to the other points. Trust me they don’t change the ranking of the top 3 at all but it does break the 0pt ties in themiddle.
Contestant: Eve VetinariPositive points: 0ptsNegative Points: 8 fights x -5points per fight = -40ptsSkills: 7 (+7pts)Aspiration: 5,000 (+1pts)Relationship with Joss: -100/100 enemies (-3pts)Children: 0Total: -35
Contestant: Rachel ContraryPositive points: 6 (First Friend, First Crush, First Pregnant, First Kiss, First Make Out, First Woohoo), 1 (pregnant)Negative Points: -1 (passed out), -1 (nervous breakdown)Skills: 6 (6pts)Aspiration: 0 (0pts)Relationship with Joss: 100/100, friend, best friend, bff, crush, love = 7ptsChildren: 1 (5pts)Total: 19pts
Contestant: Rachel AustenPositive points: 5 (the one)Negative Points: -2 (potty accident), -1(pass out), -1(plate nap)Skills: 1 (1pts)Aspiration: 3,000 (0pts)Relationship with Joss: 100/100, friend, best friend, bff, crush, love = 7ptsChildren: 3 (15pts)Total: 24pts
Contestant: Marina SimselfPositive points: 4 (First Best Friend, First Love, First BFF, First to 100/100)Negative Points: -1 (pass out), -1 (burned meal), -2 (potty accident)Skills: 6 (6pts)Aspiration: 0Relationship with Joss: 100/100, friend, best friend, bff, crush, love = 7ptsChildren: 4 (20pts)Total: 33ptsCongrats Marina, you’re the winner!
Joss: Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world, She took the midnight train goin anywhere .Marina: Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, He took the midnight train goin anywhere.Joss: A singer in a smokey room, A smell of wine and cheap perfumeMarina: For a smile they can share the night, It goes on and on and on and on
Both: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard, Their shadows searching in the night, Streetlights people, living just to findemotion, Hiding, somewhere in the night.Joss: Working hard to get my fill, Everybody wants a thrill, Payin anything to roll the dice, Just one more time.Marina: Some will win, some will lose, Some were born to sing the blues, Oh, the movie never ends, It goes on and on and on and on.
Both: Dont stop believin‘ Hold on to the feelin‘ Streetlights people Dont stop believin‘ Hold on Streetlight people Dont stopbelievin‘ Hold on to the feelin‘ Streetlights people!Marina: Mmmm… Yeah. I could grow to like this.Joss: It just ends like that? Lame.Marina: Journey is never lame.
So that’s it! Marina won thanks to her fecundity and the fact that she wanted to laugh at me. I also realized later that she hadanother stake in this, she has a thing for the sons of DocSupremeNerd and Joss definitely is that.This was fun and Drea was totally miserable and having red aspiration (which meant she couldn’t do spores of happiness) for most ofthis challenge.Thanks for reading. Thanks to everyone who let me use and abuse their sims and simselves in this challenge.Until next time, happy simming!