1. pebbles
A namespace for joke gems

2. Good Evening!

3. kwappa
SHIOYA, Hiromu
http://www.kwappa.net/

5. a programmer
a drunk a fond parent

6. Born in the NET,
Connected by the NET

7. http://info.dwango.co.jp/recruit/

8. What I want to say

9. "pebbles"
I propose that we use
the namespace "pebbles"
for joke gems

10. One day

11. I created a gem called “zenra”
http://twitter.com/zenra_bot

12. What is “zenra” ?

13. What is “zenra” ?

14. What is “zenra” ?
I write Ruby.

15. What is “zenra” ?
I write Ruby.

16. What is “zenra” ?
I write Ruby.
I write Ruby stark-naked.

17. How to install

18. How to install

19. How to install
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20. Why deprecated?

21. Why deprecated?

22. Why deprecated?
(snip)
(snip)

23. Why deprecated?
(snip)
serious
joke
serious
(snip)

24. Why deprecated?
(snip)
serious
joke
serious
(snip) how embarassing...

25. Another day

26. “How to Name Gems”
http://blog.segment7.net/2010/11/15/how-to-name-gems

27. Use underscores
•fancy_require
•newrelic_rpm
•ruby_parser

28. Use underscores
•fancy_require
•newrelic_rpm
•ruby_parser

29. Use underscores
•fancy_require
•newrelic_rpm
•ruby_parser

30. Use dashes for extensions
•net-http-persistent
•rdoc-chm
•autotest-growl

31. Use dashes for extensions
•net-http-persistent
•rdoc-chm
•autotest-growl

32. Use dashes for extensions
•net-http-persistent
•rdoc-chm
•autotest-growl

34. A flash of inspiration

35. Create a namespace for joke gems
http://mrg.bz/uLdp5w

37. pebbles
Not Gems, just Pebbles
http://mrg.bz/uLYYgS

38. for example

39. for example
fizzbuzz

40. for example
fizzbuzz

42. require 'pebbles/fizzbuzz'

43. require 'pebbles/fizzbuzz'
(1 .. 15).each do |num|
puts fizzbuzz num
end

44. require 'pebbles/fizzbuzz'
(1 .. 15).each do |num|
puts fizzbuzz num
end
http://gungelads.com/gunging/?p=1683

45. Directory structure

46. Class definition

47. move “zenra” to ...

48. move “zenra” to ...

49. move “zenra” to ...

50. move “zenra” to ...
Less embarrassing!
https://rubygems.org/gems/pebbles-fizzbuzz

51. Conclusion

52. "pebbles"
Use namespace "pebbles"
when you make joke gems

53. Bonus

54. I made a mistake

55. I made a mistake

56. I made a mistake

57. I made a mistake
!

59. Apologies to
Ryan Smith and
Bobby Wilson.

60. pebbles
Not Gems, just Pebbles

61. Thank you for listening.
pebbles
Not Gems, just Pebbles