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TOP TEN WORST PICK UP LINES<br />In other words, DON’T try these!<br />
#10<br />You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.<br />
#9<br />I’m new in town. <br />Can I have directions to your house?<br />
#8<br />I misplaced my Teddy Bear. <br />Can I hold you?<br />
#7<br />Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!<br />
#6<br />Here I am! <br />What were your other two wishes?<br />
#5<br />Do you have a map?<br />Cause I got lost in your eyes.<br />
#4<br />Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.<br />
#3<br />Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!<br />
#2<br />Hey, I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?<br />
#1<br />Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.<br />
Desperate?<br />If you were a bugger I’d pick you first!<br />
Desperate?<br />[If you have braces, say to a girl with braces] <br />Want to hook up sometime?<br />
Desperate?<br />My love for you is like diarrhea…I can’t hold it in!<br />
Desperate?<br />You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)<br />
Desperate?<br />There is something wrong with my cell phone…<br />it doesn’t have your number in it!<br />
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Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines [for fun!]

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Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines [for fun!]

  1. 1. TOP TEN WORST PICK UP LINES<br />In other words, DON’T try these!<br />
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  3. 3. #10<br />You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.<br />
  4. 4. #9<br />I’m new in town. <br />Can I have directions to your house?<br />
  5. 5. #8<br />I misplaced my Teddy Bear. <br />Can I hold you?<br />
  6. 6. #7<br />Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!<br />
  7. 7. #6<br />Here I am! <br />What were your other two wishes?<br />
  8. 8. #5<br />Do you have a map?<br />Cause I got lost in your eyes.<br />
  9. 9. #4<br />Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.<br />
  10. 10. #3<br />Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!<br />
  11. 11. #2<br />Hey, I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?<br />
  12. 12. #1<br />Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.<br />
  13. 13. Desperate?<br />If you were a bugger I’d pick you first!<br />
  14. 14. Desperate?<br />[If you have braces, say to a girl with braces] <br />Want to hook up sometime?<br />
  15. 15. Desperate?<br />My love for you is like diarrhea…I can’t hold it in!<br />
  16. 16. Desperate?<br />You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)<br />
  17. 17. Desperate?<br />There is something wrong with my cell phone…<br />it doesn’t have your number in it!<br />

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