Mom, Where Do Babies Come From?

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  • I asked my parents the first time and they said that women get pregnant and the baby lives in her tummy. Then she goes to the hospital after 9 months and the baby comes out. That was good enough for me, until middle school taught me the rest...
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  • This is what you say:

    Making a baby is how mommies and daddies want to show the most love for each other.

    If they ask for more:

    A baby comes from the mommy in the hospital

    If they ask for more:

    Before a baby comes home, it is in the mommy's tummy

    If they ask for more:

    S is for the simple need,
    E is for the ecstasy,
    X is just to mark the spot 'cause that's the one you really want!
    SEX!
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  • Sex is really fun. It gives you the best feeling in the world (called an 'orgasm') and makes people feel very happy.

    But... BE VERY CAREFUL!
    If a boy cums inside a girls vagina ('cumming' is when his penis shoots some white stuff which has sperm in it), then a baby might start to grow inside her, especially if she is more than 8 years old. So I say DON'T LET THE BOY PUT HIS PENIS INSIDE YOUR VAGINA. It feels very good but it is very dangerous for you because you don't have enough money to buy food for a baby. Say NO very strongly to the boy if you want to stop him doing this. When a boy has sex with you but you didn't want to, this is called rape. If a boy tries to rape you, you can push him away. If he keeps trying to rape you can hit him to stop him. Usually you should not hit people, though. People can go to jail if they do rape. If a girl is pregnant, that means a baby is growing inside her.

    Just use your hands to play with the boys penis ('handjob') or the girls vagina ('fingering'), both are called masturbation. Using your mouth to lick and suck the penis is called a blowjob - BUT DO NOT BLOW INTO THE PENIS, BLOWING IS VERY DANGEROUS TO THE BOY because it makes bubbles inside his body which pop and break things inside. Licking a girls vagina is called 'licking her out'.

    Using your mouth is also quite safe but sometimes you can get an infection (get ill). Putting the penis inside the vagina is the most dangerous because you can have a baby or get an infection. Also the first time a girl has a penis inside her vagina there can be pain and blood coming out of the vagina.

    Many grown-ups feel very shy or angry when children have sex or talk about sex. I think it's ok if you just remember the safest way is just using your hands to play with the penis or vagina ('masturbation'). Grown-ups are also scared about having sex with children because if people tell the police they will be put in jail.

    If you have sex and get a baby from someone in your close family like your dad or brother then the baby might be born with a lot of problems and be very ill and maybe it will die. If you want to know why, you must learn about genetics. Most people never have sex with people in their family. Sometimes people have sex with their cousins, but many people think this is bad.

    If you want to have a baby you should learn how to make money first so you can buy food for your baby. To make money you need to give people something they want, and they will give money to you for it. Also if you can make people happy or make their life better, sometimes they will be happy to give you some money for that.

    Ask your mom and dad how much money they spend to buy food each week. That is how much you will need each week for your baby. It is a lot of money.

    If you want to have a baby I think you should wait until you are older when you will know about more things and know how to make more money. It takes time learn about many things in the world. If you have a baby too young you can get into a lot of trouble and you won't know how to be a good mom or dad. If you don't learn very much its hard to make a lot of money. If you learn a lot of things you can make a lot of money more easily. This is why school and learning are important. Also if you become very clever you can find new things, make new things and make the world better for everyone; and you can help people to live forever and travel into space.

    nuts226, yes you can have a baby without having sex but you must get a boys sperm to mix with your eggs. When the sperm gets inside the egg this is called fertilisation. The fertilised egg must then be inside your body to grow into a baby. It takes about 9 months to grow before it is born.

    You can try sex with people you trust but just use your hands and maybe your mouth. I hope you have learned some things. Have fun! :)

    - Mr X
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