Fruits & Veggies
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Jokes and Fun Facts
More than 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United
States, but only the crabapple is native to North America.
Q: When is an apple a grouch?
A: When it's a crab apple!
Q: What do two bananas
do when they meet each
A: A banana shake!
The banana plant is not only a
herb, but the banana itself is a
Cabbage is one of the oldest vegetables,
dating back to the 1600’s.
Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!
Q: What vegetable might you find in your
Fun Fact: As far back as ancient Rome, celery was considered an aphrodisiac.
Today, scientists know that celery contains androsterone, a pheromone released by
men's sweat glands that attracts females.
On average one acre of grapes can produce
around 15,000 glasses of wine.
Q: What happens when you sit on a
A: It gives a little wine!
Fun Fact: The lettuce is part of the
Q: Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce
A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Q: What do you get when two peas
A: Black-eyed peas
Fun Fact: The proper etiquette for
eating peas is to squash them on the
back of your fork.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It’s pit-iful!
Fun Fact: The peach is a member of the
rose family, and there are over 700
varieties of the fruit.
Ba Dum Tss!!!!
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