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Fruits & Veggies
We all need a laugh sometimes.
Jokes and Fun Facts
Apples
Fun Fact:
More than 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United
States, but only the crabapple is native to N...
Bananas
Q: What do two bananas
do when they meet each
other?
A: A banana shake!
Fun Fact:
The banana plant is not only a
h...
Cabbage
Fun Fact:
Cabbage is one of the oldest vegetables,
dating back to the 1600’s.
Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: ...
Celery
Q: What vegetable might you find in your
basement?
A: Cellar-y!
Fun Fact: As far back as ancient Rome, celery was c...
Grapes
Fun Fact:
On average one acre of grapes can produce
around 15,000 glasses of wine.
Q: What happens when you sit on ...
Lettuce
Fun Fact: The lettuce is part of the
sunflower family
Q: Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
A: Lettuce...
Peas
Q: What do you get when two peas
fight?
A: Black-eyed peas
Fun Fact: The proper etiquette for
eating peas is to squas...
Peaches
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It’s pit-iful!
Fun Fact: The peach is a member of the
rose family, an...
Credits
All jokes from: Grapes:
Fruit and Veggie Jokes Grape Picture
Apple: Lettuce:
Apple picture Lettuce Picture
Bananas...
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Fruits and veggies jokes

  1. 1. Fruits & Veggies We all need a laugh sometimes. Jokes and Fun Facts
  2. 2. Apples Fun Fact: More than 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United States, but only the crabapple is native to North America. Q: When is an apple a grouch? A: When it's a crab apple!
  3. 3. Bananas Q: What do two bananas do when they meet each other? A: A banana shake! Fun Fact: The banana plant is not only a herb, but the banana itself is a berry.
  4. 4. Cabbage Fun Fact: Cabbage is one of the oldest vegetables, dating back to the 1600’s. Q: Why do cabbages win at races? A: Because they know how to get a-head!
  5. 5. Celery Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement? A: Cellar-y! Fun Fact: As far back as ancient Rome, celery was considered an aphrodisiac. Today, scientists know that celery contains androsterone, a pheromone released by men's sweat glands that attracts females.
  6. 6. Grapes Fun Fact: On average one acre of grapes can produce around 15,000 glasses of wine. Q: What happens when you sit on a grape? A: It gives a little wine!
  7. 7. Lettuce Fun Fact: The lettuce is part of the sunflower family Q: Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce Who? A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
  8. 8. Peas Q: What do you get when two peas fight? A: Black-eyed peas Fun Fact: The proper etiquette for eating peas is to squash them on the back of your fork.
  9. 9. Peaches Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach? A: It’s pit-iful! Fun Fact: The peach is a member of the rose family, and there are over 700 varieties of the fruit. Ba Dum Tss!!!!
  10. 10. Credits All jokes from: Grapes: Fruit and Veggie Jokes Grape Picture Apple: Lettuce: Apple picture Lettuce Picture Bananas: Peas: Banana Picture Peas Picture Cabbage: Peaches: Cabbage Picture Peaches Picture Celery: Celery Picture

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