1) Captain Mister is playing video games in his space command center when he receives a call that America is under attack by a plague of Zombie Pirate Ninjas. 2) He travels to NORAD and learns the zombies are emerging in Kalamazoo, Michigan. He stops the zombies using his martial arts skills and discovers Dr. Malott is behind the plague. 3) Captain Mister defeats Dr. Malott and cures the zombies using a Zombie Retrovirus Granola, saving America. The President thanks Captain Mister for his efforts.