The document uses the term "baller" or variations of it over 30 times to describe buildings, areas, and activities around SMU's campus. It provides a lighthearted tour of the university through photos while labeling almost everything as "ballin'" or on a scale of how "baller" it is. The tour highlights iconic campus locations like Dallas Hall, the science quad, fraternity row, and the gym while poking fun at the university's penchant for benches and little brick things everywhere.

1. This is Dallas Hall. It’s baller.

2. This is McFarland Auditorium. It’s pretty baller.

3. This is the fountain outside of Dallas Hall. I guess it’s baller.

4. Close up of Dallas Hall. Still baller.

5. Close up. Ballin’ to the max.

6. This is the view from Dallas Hall. Ballin’ up on the hilltop.

7. Pure Gold Here is the ballin’ dome of Dallas Hall.

8. Here is the university seal. If you step on it, you won’t graduate in four years. Not ballin’.

9. Here is the science quad. On a scale of 1-10, it’s baller.

10. This place isn’t a college. It’s a park. For ballers.

11. Here is the Laura Bush Promenade leading into the library, so you can read some ballin’ books.

12. Here is the student center, where you may take a break from ballin’ and chill.

13. Here is the entrance to the student center, welcoming all new ballers.

14. Here is the boulevard where the university centers all of it’s ballin’ at.

15. Business quad. Excuse me, BALLER quad.

16. Here are some dorms for when you need some rest from ballin’ all night.

17. Here is a sweet Parking garage to park your ballin’ BMW

18. Here is the brand new engineering buildings. Perfect for balling with calculators.

19. This is the administration building, where your ballin’ application goes to be accepted 

20. This is fraternity row. All the TOOLS who live here think they are ballers. They fail.

21. SMU really likes benches. I guess ballers need to rest too.

22. Sweet Mustangs. Such a ballin’ animal where we all learn our mad skills from.

23. This is the coliseum where after four years, you will emerge as a super baller, or an SMU alumni. Unless you step on the seal.

24. This is the gym where Ballers train.

25. These little ballin’ brick things are everywhere.

26. BALLIN’!!!!!!!

27. And this is the library where you read Books on how to be a baller. This is the chapel, where you Come in contact with the true baller, Jesus Christ.

28. Meadows School of the Arts. We aren’t very balin’. Just geeky.

29. This is the Owen Fine Arts Center. It is the ugliest building on campus, and is in no way Ballin’.

30. This is the north quad for the ballers (honors, fine arts and athletes)

31. This is my dorm. We’re the more ballin’ of the Fine Arts dorms.. Which doesn’t say much.