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10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
To become more effective?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
To become more effective?
To meet...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
To become more effective?
To meet...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

That's why the eMetrics Summit
does NOT have...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
1.
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We like to keep it real
with in-depth case studies
from people like you
w...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We also have lots of really smart
consultants who know what they are talk...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
OK, we admit it – this guy
is something of a celebrity:
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

But we definitely don't have ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
2.
Blue Booth Babes
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We have zero booth babes.
Instead, we have extremely intelligent women
(a...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We also don't spend money on ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
3.
Rock & Roll
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

Sedate? Boring?
No – we just prefer a quiet, intense,
enlightening conve...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We won't waste your time with...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
4.
Trust Falls
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

... all others bring data
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We do not have

5.
Lackluster Exhibits
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Our Exhibit Hall brings together
vendors showing software and services
fo...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
There's nothing lackluster here
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
And in the Exhibit Hall
you won't find ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
6.
Cheesy prizes
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
6.
Cheesy prizes
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
6.
Cheesy prizes
We want you to win something
you really want to win

10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We want you to win something
you really want to win

10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We will not torture you with...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
7.
Boxed lunches
The eMetrics Summit never,
ever, ever had boxed lunches Never will.

10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We also don't believe in...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
8.
Deadly Workshops
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We believe in focused networking
and take-away-filled roundtables
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

There will be no...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
9.
Useless content
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

And we guarantee no ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10.
Motivational Speakers
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Instead, we have hand-picked speakers,
practitioners, consultants and exp...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
to meet more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
to meet more
...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
to meet more
...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
There's only one thing missing...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
There's only one thing missing...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
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Ten Ways eMetrics Does Not Torture You

  1. 1. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You
  2. 2. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Why do you go to conferences?
  3. 3. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Why do you go to conferences? To learn?
  4. 4. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Why do you go to conferences? To learn? To become more effective?
  5. 5. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Why do you go to conferences? To learn? To become more effective? To meet experts and peers?
  6. 6. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Why do you go to conferences? To learn? To become more effective? To meet experts and peers? Thought so
  7. 7. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You That's why the eMetrics Summit does NOT have...
  8. 8. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 1.
  9. 9. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We like to keep it real with in-depth case studies from people like you who do real work:
  10. 10. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We also have lots of really smart consultants who know what they are talking about And that's just A through C
  11. 11. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You OK, we admit it – this guy is something of a celebrity:
  12. 12. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You But we definitely don't have ...
  13. 13. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 2. Blue Booth Babes
  14. 14. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We have zero booth babes. Instead, we have extremely intelligent women (and men) who can explain the latest in analytics
  15. 15. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We also don't spend money on ...
  16. 16. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 3. Rock & Roll
  17. 17. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Sedate? Boring? No – we just prefer a quiet, intense, enlightening conversation over a sophisticated adult beverage and / or a good meal
  18. 18. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We won't waste your time with...
  19. 19. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 4. Trust Falls
  20. 20. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You ... all others bring data
  21. 21. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We do not have 5. Lackluster Exhibits
  22. 22. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Our Exhibit Hall brings together vendors showing software and services for attendees of these leading edge, co-located conferences:
  23. 23. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You There's nothing lackluster here
  24. 24. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You And in the Exhibit Hall you won't find ...
  25. 25. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 6. Cheesy prizes
  26. 26. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 6. Cheesy prizes
  27. 27. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 6. Cheesy prizes
  28. 28. We want you to win something you really want to win 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You
  29. 29. We want you to win something you really want to win 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You
  30. 30. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We will not torture you with...
  31. 31. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 7. Boxed lunches
  32. 32. The eMetrics Summit never, ever, ever had boxed lunches Never will. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You
  33. 33. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We also don't believe in...
  34. 34. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 8. Deadly Workshops
  35. 35. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You We believe in focused networking and take-away-filled roundtables
  36. 36. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You There will be no...
  37. 37. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 9. Useless content
  38. 38. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You
  39. 39. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You And we guarantee no ...
  40. 40. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You 10. Motivational Speakers
  41. 41. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Instead, we have hand-picked speakers, practitioners, consultants and experts
  42. 42. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Besides, you are already motivated
  43. 43. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Besides, you are already motivated to learn more
  44. 44. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Besides, you are already motivated to learn more to do more
  45. 45. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Besides, you are already motivated to learn more to do more to meet more
  46. 46. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Besides, you are already motivated to learn more to do more to meet more to become more
  47. 47. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You Besides, you are already motivated to learn more to do more to meet more to become more The eMetrics Summit has been helping people do all that since 2002
  48. 48. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You There's only one thing missing...
  49. 49. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You There's only one thing missing...
  50. 50. 10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You

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