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Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils

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Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils

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Study of Chemical and Physical Properties and the Soil Sorption of Metolachlor and Carbofuran in Three Tropical Soils

  1. 1. DEFINITIONS OF DESIGNATIONS .
  2. 2. Project Manager – is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  3. 3. Developer - is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  4. 4. On-site Coordinator- is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  5. 5. Client- is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  6. 6. Marketing Manager- is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
  7. 7. Resource Optimization Team - thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  8. 8. Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  9. 9. Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
  10. 10. Tester - is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
  11. 11. HR Manager - is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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