Murphy’s Laws of
Locksmithing
24hourlocksmith-now.com
Whatever the customer has told you to
prepare for the service call will be
wrong.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing
24hourlock...
A broken lock will always work when
demonstrated for the locksmith.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing
24hourlocksmith-now.com
...
A dropped part will always roll to the exact
geographic center of the largest available
object for it to roll under.
Murph...
The probability of the loss or breakage of
any part is directly proportional to the
difficulty of getting a replacement pa...
Parts that are difficult to install will freely fall
out on their own.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing
24hourlocksmith-now.c...
Parts that go in easily will be extremely hard to
remove, and removal will be necessary to
accomplish the needed repair.
M...
The number of customers that visit your shop is
inversely proportional to the number of employees
you have to wait on them...
The probability of an auto lockout varies
directly with the intensity of the rain.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing
24hourloc...
The length of time it takes to open a vehicle or pick
a lock varies directly with the number of television
and movie chara...
The number of witnesses available is
inversely proportional to the skill you
demonstrate.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing
24...
The probability of having someone closing a safe
and spinning the dial while you have the back of
the lock off will vary d...
The more difficult the customer, the more
locksmiths he called.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing
24hourlocksmith-now.com
Repr...
No matter how low you bid the job there is always
some guy out there willing to do it for less.
Murphy’s Laws of Locksmith...
Your best apprentice will quit and open a shop
across the street and cut your prices. The one who
is un-trainable will sta...
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  1. 1. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com
  2. 2. Whatever the customer has told you to prepare for the service call will be wrong. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  3. 3. A broken lock will always work when demonstrated for the locksmith. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  4. 4. A dropped part will always roll to the exact geographic center of the largest available object for it to roll under. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  5. 5. The probability of the loss or breakage of any part is directly proportional to the difficulty of getting a replacement part. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  6. 6. Parts that are difficult to install will freely fall out on their own. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  7. 7. Parts that go in easily will be extremely hard to remove, and removal will be necessary to accomplish the needed repair. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  8. 8. The number of customers that visit your shop is inversely proportional to the number of employees you have to wait on them. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  9. 9. The probability of an auto lockout varies directly with the intensity of the rain. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  10. 10. The length of time it takes to open a vehicle or pick a lock varies directly with the number of television and movie characters your customer claims can do it in only a few seconds. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz =+
  11. 11. The number of witnesses available is inversely proportional to the skill you demonstrate. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  12. 12. The probability of having someone closing a safe and spinning the dial while you have the back of the lock off will vary directly with the square of the number of people you tell not to touch the safe while you get something out of the truck. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  13. 13. The more difficult the customer, the more locksmiths he called. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz I want it open fast and cheap. Who wants the gig?
  14. 14. No matter how low you bid the job there is always some guy out there willing to do it for less. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  15. 15. Your best apprentice will quit and open a shop across the street and cut your prices. The one who is un-trainable will stay with you forever. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
  16. 16. Brought to you By Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Visit our website!

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