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This is NOT my resume

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This is NOT my resume details a brief history of my life and likes, and outlines where I want to go in the future. Feel free to share / like / reply with whomever or whatever you wish. Thanks!

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This is NOT my resume

  1. what the Web knows about mecheck me out here: http://about.me/jordan.mcdonnell
  2. what my parents would say
  3. “Jordan is a hard-working, intelligentand ambitious go- getter. If only he could also be as good a golfer as his old man” what my parents would say
  4. “Jordan is a hard-working, intelligentand ambitious go- getter. If only he could also be as good a golfer as his old man” “Indeed, and Jordan cares intensely about doing the right thing and helping others. I hope he uses his skills and creativity to fulfill his dreams. He could do with visiting us more often though” what my parents would say
  5. “Jordan is a hard-working, intelligentand ambitious go- getter. If only he could also be as good a golfer as his old man” “Indeed, and Jordan cares intensely about doing the right thing and helping others. I hope he uses his skills and creativity to fulfill his dreams. He could do with visiting us more often though” what my parents would say
  6. Sir Anthony Quayle
  7. Full Name: Age: Nationality: Jordan McDonnell 26 IrishCurrent Location: Languages: Dublin, Ireland English, Spanish, Portuguese
  8. …the heavens and the Earth were created. And then, many years later…
  9. I was born in Spain... …where I lived until the age of 11.
  10. I studied International Commerce at University College Dublin… …where I received several scholarships during my studies… …and I graduated top of my class.
  11. After graduation, I began my career at Ernst & Young.I worked on a range of operational risk and process improvement projects… …across Europe and the Middle East.
  12. I took 6 months off to do some soul searching in Nepal……where I taught English at alocal school in Kathmandu.
  13. I decided I could do with some more education……so I enrolled onto the prestigious CEMS Master’s in International Management. I studied in both Dublin and the amazing city of Barcelona.
  14. Upon completion, I took up a Capital Reporting position at AEGON… …so I packed my bags again and set off for the Netherlands.
  15. After one year, Ireturned to Ireland… … where I landed a job at Twitter! I now work as an Account Manager at Twitter Dublin.
  16. I am very excited about the opportunities that this role will provide me … … and in seeing where it takes me in the future.
  17. what I’m not looking for“I am well able to twiddle my thumbs in my own time, so I’m looking togo beyond the snore inducing and meaningless in pursuit of my dreamjob”
  18. where I want to go“beyond the Moon! I would like to explore exciting opportunities insocial media and digital marketing, challenging myself andencouraging others to deliver true value”
  19. solving problems
  20. solving problems“seeing how things fit together, in order to make sense of the universe”
  21. learning quickly
  22. learning quickly“give me a new task and I will do my utmost to master it”
  23. thinking creatively
  24. thinking creatively“outside the box… what box? I thrive on doing things unconventionallyand using my imagination in designing solutions”
  25. making beautiful designs
  26. making beautiful designs“bringing colour and vibrancy to an otherwise dull existence. We livein a beautiful world… why not work in one too?”
  27. If you’re interested in working together, or just want to talk further, find me on:
  28. If you’re interested in working together, or just want to talk further, find me on:Email:jordan.mcdonnell@about.meTwitter: Thanks!@jordanmcdWebsite: CV:http://about.me/jordan.mcdonnell
  29. The mediaattention
  30. The mediaattention More than 123,400 visitors to Slideshare
  31. The mediaattention Almost 100,000 views on Business Insider
  32. The mediaattention More than 58,000 views on thejournal.ie and joe.ie
  33. The mediaattention Countless conversations on blogs and Twitter.
  34. The mediaattentionAnd even more attention when I got the job!
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