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Dave

  1. 1. My mommy cuts my hair with a bowl and some hedge trimmers<br />
  2. 2. The Color of Money<br />Look closely – after he ran the table little Davey (aka “The Hustler” ) stuck the cue in his pants and pretended to put on lipstick with it. <br />
  3. 3. Dave insisted on holding a candle light vigil for Nixon when he was impeached.<br />
  4. 4. Look – It’s Raggedy Anne and Andy Rooney!<br />
  5. 5. Uncle Paul’s Wedding<br />“Hey Davey, why you wearing a safari outfit?”<br />“I dunno. Why you have a Christmas tree skirt around your neck?”<br />
  6. 6. Rhinestone Cowboy meets Little House on the Prairie<br />
  7. 7. What time is it? <br />Time to get a haircut!!!<br />
  8. 8. Dave went through a phase where he thought he was Danny Partridge.<br />
  9. 9. Hey Ladies…<br />Check out my six pack abs!<br />Oh crap, I dropped my beer!<br />
  10. 10. Musical Savaant<br />Before he mastered percussion, Dave could really rock Mary Had a Little Lamb on the Melodica!<br />Notice the Sat. Night Fever poster<br />
  11. 11. Party On, John<br />Dave and Johnny had the Wayne’s World concept long before SNL ever came up with it.<br />
  12. 12. In 1976, the United States experimented with a child high dive team. Dave “The Wave” won the Silver Medal but was later disqualified for sterroid use. It really messed up his teeth. <br />
  13. 13. Joey: “Hey look…I found gold!!!”<br />Dave: Damn it. Do you think anyone will notice if I push her off and steal it?<br />
  14. 14. Dave was always outshined by Joey’s bright spotlight<br />The pilot shot for our tv show: Chico and the Girls<br />
  15. 15. Dave and his pet snail, Concho Villa, hours before he traded him to the locals for a bag of weed and a six pack of Red Stripe<br />
  16. 16. Amy – You hold Brandon…I’m gonna try to ride him in my fancy Christmas sweater<br />
  17. 17. Guess what? In the Bahamas, you can get wasted at age 9. (those are beers on our table)<br />
  18. 18. Dave and his pet snail, Concho Villa, hours before he traded him to the locals for a bag of weed and a six pack of Red Stripe<br />
  19. 19. Dave grooved with the silver hairs on the booze cruise – we later found a girdle and some dentures on the bathroom counter of his room.<br />
  20. 20. Hey Mom – this is what happens when you let your teenagers have their own room on vacation…<br />
  21. 21. Guido in a Speedo<br />
  22. 22. Guido in a Speedo<br />The night we tried to teach Amy how to drink beer with chopsticks<br />
  23. 23. Dave was devestated when his backyard pot plants turned out to be daisies.<br />
  24. 24. The 80’s Pacer Style:<br />Dirty stache, Oakleys, Swatch, Acid wash denim, Aqua Net, Bozo sweater<br />
  25. 25. In the early 90’s, Dave was a drug mule for the cubandruglords. He nearly died shortly after this picture was taken when Joey kicked him in the ass.<br />
  26. 26. Dave went through a stage where he liked to make ponchos out of mexican blankets that he stole from the Salvation Army.<br />
  27. 27. While others drank out of the can, Dave preferred to drink out of a vase. It made him feel special.<br />
  28. 28. Dave’s reggae band, DaDoobieBruddahs, disbanded after only one year when their dreadlocks became infected.<br />
  29. 29. When travelling to the Carribean, Dave preferred suspenders and turtlenecks to tank tops and shorts. <br />
  30. 30. “Has anyone seen Uncle Mike?”<br />Who’s that?<br />Our fake uncle who gets high with us and buys us liquor.<br />
  31. 31. Does anyone else see the resemblence?<br />
  32. 32. Back in DesMoines in the late 90’s, Dave played the lead role in the Pleasant Hill dinner theatre’s version of Aladdin. He was up for a Tony award for his performance, but lost to Julie Andrews in Peter Pan. It crushed him and he gave up musical theatre forever.<br />
  33. 33. Merry F%^&in Christmas!<br />Dave was pissed when he opened yet another gift of socks and underwear.<br />
  34. 34. Dave pulled his hamstring in a nasty fall from the balance beam at a gymnastics competition and his mommy carried him off the floor.<br />
  35. 35. After a late night at the bar, Dave woke up with a couple of “dogs.”<br />
  36. 36. After a late night at the bar, Dave woke up with a couple of “dogs.”<br />The inaugural meeting of the stupid ass hat club<br />
  37. 37. Dave and Garret on the TV show “Wipeout”<br />
  38. 38. Dave started a non-profit group to promote corn fed babies called, <br />“Children of the Corn” <br />

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