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May 30, 2010
To loveliest Katie, my bestest friend in the whole entire world.
Happy 21 st Birthday!
I hope you have an amazing day reunited with your beloved family and hopefully
sometime in the near future we‟ll be able to celebrate together! In the meantime I
hope you enjoy this token of our friendship. Obviously it doesn‟t even come close to
describing my love for you but I think we established long ago that our comradeship is
like that of the Swiss Alps… ultimate beyond description!
Your best friend forever, Jessie
One Hundred Things I
Like About Katie…
(In No Particular Order)
#1 I like how I like you SO much that
I could write TWO hundred things, or
even two thousand things…
#2 I like the way we can pretty
much finish each others sentences.
#3 I like the way that no matter where we are
or what we‟re doing I always feel confident when
I have someone as beautiful as you by my side.
#4 I like your hand tan!
#5 I like the way you hate people…
just like me!
#6 I like the way I can get over my
complex and send unedited emails to you.
#7 I like the way our friendship kicks the
ass of that of Trick Monkey and Scotty‟s.
And everyone else‟s for that matter!
#8 I like the way you seem to be endlessly
amused by my Jonah impersonations…
puck you miss!
#9 I like the look you get on your face
when you‟re thinking about something
really hard. No photo could ever capture
this exact look though!
#10 I like the way you eat
like a posh mother fuckerrr.
#11 I like how I‟ve know you almost
as long as I‟ve known my own parents!
#12 I like how you‟re best
friends with my sister…
#13 And I like how I‟m best friends
with your sister…
#14 JACK – toujours des
#15 I like the way you‟re so
genuinely melodramatic about
hairs. No picture for this one
though… I don‟t want to upset
you on your birthday!
#16 I like the way you‟re not afraid
to tell people what you believe in.
#17 I like the way you can so easily
put yourself in someone else's shoes and
show genuine sympathy.
#18 I like the way you‟re so
loyal and appreciative of your
#19 I like how you‟re most likely the only person I
know who will actually care that today I found crème
eggs for 29p in Superdrug!!! Amazing!
#20 I like the cute way you say
„sandwich‟ and „yellow‟.
#21 I like how if you‟re going to
drink, you‟ll only do it properly!
#22 I like how you
always buy maltesers and
popcorn at the movies…
no matter what.
#23 I like how you hang out with Asians
and seedy Indian boys;)
#24 I like how we just spent the past four
months travelling around Europe together and
I honestly didn‟t get sick of you ONCE!
#25 I like how we ve never had a
#26 I like how you‟re so
dignified and graceful.
#27 I like how you like cool old things
like records and comics and history.
#28 I like how good you are at stopping
and taking the time to appreciate something,
whether it‟s of epic or small proportions.
#29 I like how you get so exited
over little things!
#30 I like the way you
dress like an orphan
#31 I like taking photos of you because
you always look most lovely or interesting.
#32 I like the way you love High
School Musical (not really).
#33 I like the way you don‟t hold
short term grudges (unlike me).
#34 I like the way you swear like a
manic drunken sailor under your
#35 I like the way technology
#36 I like your impressive general
#37 I like how you hate being
called „Kate‟ with a passion.
#38 I like the way you hug me when I‟m
really sad, despite the fact that it goes against all
our man-child relationship stands for.
#39 I like the way I could tell you
anything and know you‟ll understand.
#40 I like the way you read my sick,
twisted, violent dreams for over a month
and still slept in the same room as me.
#41 I like your smile…
cliché but true!
#42 I like the way you share my
undying love for Harry Potter!
#43 I like how vampirishy
pale you are.
#44 I like how you can dress like a preppy
biatch yet still wear chipped black nail polish, a
gun around your neck and carry a syringe pen.
#45 I like how you get so
passionate about things you like eg.
#46 I like how we run the Church of Havok
and play God to hundreds of little FC‟s all
over the world!
#47 I like your glasses. I know you
hate them but you just wouldn‟t be
Katie without them!
#48 I like how you‟re always
#49 I like how you taught me
the „mood dance‟.
#50 I like how you‟re
weirdly fond of grubs.
#51 I like how together we pretty much
became master chefs/domestic goddesses!
#52 I like how well you
can pull off headbands.
#53 I like how I‟d almost always rather hang out
with you than anyone else in the whole entire world.
#54 I like how you used to be
ranga… do it again sometime!!
#55 I like how you‟re just as immature
as I am and truly appreciate how funny
Sponge Bob drunk on ice-cream is!
#56 I like how you‟re so
hilariously funny/witty/droll and
you don‟t even realise it.
#57 I like how we like the same
things… books, movies, music, men
(ie. Gerard squared).
#58 I like how you‟re such a pessimist.
Mostly depressing but often tres useful.
#59 I like how the once face book update you
ever did was „Brandon Flowers you‟re
so good looking‟.
#60 I like the way you look like a greater
version of Taylor Swift/Kirsten
#61 I like how you‟re a fellow Jacob
#62 I like the way we can converse
for hours about philosophical topics or just
sit in silence.
#63 I like how I haven‟t run out of things
I like about you yet… there‟s just SO many!
*said in German Merl voice*
#64 I like how you are un neat
#65 I like how you chew with your
mouth closed (unlike some people…
#66 I like the way you
always let me nibble your fish.
#67 I like the way you can be so brutally
honest and matter of fact about things.
#68 I like how when you‟re there,
pretty much anything is fun.
#69 I like the way you soldiered on
through all the hostels and your weenus
towel for three months.
#70 I like how you always have to
listen to the end of the song, and can‟t
for the life of you multi task.
#71 I like the way we could have a
conversation compiled entirely of
favourite movie quotes.
#72 I like the way you seem to
acquire lame nicknames… just like me.
Stupid „Merl Barefoot Rama‟
#73 I like the way you‟re my favourite person
to do anything with… whether it‟s chilling in
ML or raving the night away at Rise!
#74 I like the way we hold
hands at Ikea.
#75 I like the way I still have your
drivers license… and there ain‟t
nothing‟ you can do about it!
#76 I like how we‟ve shared many a
near death experiences together…
#77 I like the way that if we
#78 I like the way you sing
the alto part of Africa.
#79 I like the way we take the
greatest action photos in existence!
#80 I like the way you share my
love for boys in marching bands.
#81 I like the way you let me live at
your house when I couldn‟t go home.
#82 I like the way I can live through
you and your carnivorous ways.
#83 I like the way you can see
the magic in everyday things.
#84 I like the way you‟re always up
for appreciating delicious food with me!
#85 I like the way we can speak
fluent Pig Latin.
#86 I like the way your
imperfections turn me on;)
#87 That was so chepic it needed
a whole page all to itself! But…
I like the way “we‟re detectives
Lizzy and Sally of the
#88 I love her smile. I love her hair. I love
her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she
talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her
neck. I love it when she sleeps.
#89 I like the way you‟re
such an awkward Bella.
#90 I like the way we shared an epic,
poetic, incredible beyond adjectives
mountainous moment together.
#91 I like how you fell in love
with baby goats with me.
#92 I like how if you and were more
organised we would share a ridiculously
long list of personal jokes!
#93 I like how kind and generous you
can be. Puck the gypsy beggars though.
#94 I like how you‟re always willing
to halves for a 5.90 Margherita!
#95 I like the way your hair always
looks pretty, even in the morning when
you refuse to be seen in public.
#96 I like how you‟re also aware that
someday the birds are going to get us…
#97 I like how you „slappa
da bass‟. The Bad Hats
would be nothing without you
#98 I like how you‟re such a good
Lindt Ball… unlike some people!
#99 I like how you‟re cool enough to
pull off an I heart Prozac badge.
#100 I like how we‟re the
Terrible Twins again!
(only old and frail… eeew!)