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Service Gear 02/03/2010

  1. 1. 2009-2010 District No. 7910 ROTARY CLUB OF NEWTON Club No. 6580 719 WASHINGTON STREET BOX MS295 NEWTONVILLE, MASSACHUSETTS 02460 MEETS TUESDAYS; 12:15 P.M. BRAE BURN COUNTRY CLUB, 326 FULLER STREET, NEWTON, MA President Vice President Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms Director Director Marie Presti Laurisa Neuwirth Peter Mahler Bill Garr Dick Bowen Justin Sallaway 617-620-6948 617-291-0572 617-630-5289 617-969-5906 x116 617-969-9134 617-244-0065 President-Elect Past President Recording Secretary Newsletter Editor Director Director Jeff Tucker Marc Epstein John Hurney Scott Lewis Jeff Chin Tony Bibbo 617-340-1263 617-244-1212 617-332-7412 617-293-6371 617-965-1988 781-237-1144 THE SERVICE GEAR Volume LXXXVI No. 28 February 3, 2010 P resident Marie mused, “We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others MEETING GREETERS NEXT MEETING: February 10: Peggy Lepore & Pat Palmer judge us by what we have already done,” quoting poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882). Marie called upon Jim Means to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. Dennis Prefontaine offered an invocation, and Bert Martinson led everyone in a chorus of God Bless America. Marie thanked our outstanding Greeters, Dick Bowen and Bill Garr, who were standing in for the absent Peggy Lepore and Pat Palmer. SERGEANT-AT-ARMS Bill Garr announced that 20 members were present today, and acknowledged our guest, Jan Lorenz, a friend of Jeff Tucker’s, from childhood days in Hudson, MA. Bill also had some political humor to share President Marie proudly displays our big spread in the (see page 2) Newton TAB for Death by Chocolate, standing with Paula Kirrane and with compliments to Tony Bibbo for the excellent PR. See Paula’s preliminary report in Announcements, page 2. On the Road Next 2 Weeks! Due to renovations at Brae Burn Coun- CONTENTS Page try Club, our meetings will be elsewhere for SERGEANT-at-ARMS 1 the next two weeks, starting Wednesday, Feb. ANNOUNCEMENTS 2 10th, 12:00 Noon at the West Suburban THIS WEEK’S HUMOR 2 YMCA on Church Street, Newton Corner. SPEAKER PROGRAM 3 Bring your brown bag lunch. DEATH by CHOCOLATE 4-5 HAPPY DOLLARS 6 RAFFLE 7 c 2010 Rotary Club of Newton Page 1
  2. 2. Full of Hot Air ANNOUNCED FROM THE PODIUM A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a Death by Chocolate: Paula Kirrane thanked man in a boat below. She shouted to him, all of the members for helping out by volunteer- “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a ing time at the event, donating and buying friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I auction items, and providing sponsorships at don’t know where I am.” record levels. The man consulted his portable GPS Preliminary numbers indicate that the and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon Newton and Waltham clubs will split between approximately 30 feet above a ground eleva- $19,000 and $20,000 once all of the auction tion of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 receipts are in hand. That figure includes over degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and $5,000 in ticket sales at the door and over $8,000 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.” in auction sales. She rolled her eyes and said, “You must The event committee will have a wrap-up be a Democrat.” meeting soon to review the event and ponder “I am,” replied the man. “How did you what improvements can be made next year, know?” including a different arrangement of tables to “Well,” answered the balloonist, “every- give more space to auction items. thing you told me is technically correct, but I Paula mentioned that she was, herself, the have no idea what to make of your informa- lucky winner of the lottery scratch ticket tree, tion, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not paying $200 for the privilege. After hours of been much help to me.” scratching tickets, she and husband Gino found The man smiled and responded, “You that they had made back $190 in winnings! must be a Republican.” Some scrapbook photos taken at Death by “I am,” replied the balloonist. “But how Chocolate 2010 are included on pages 4-5. did you know?” “Well,” said the man, “You don’t know Paul Stone is out of the hospital, resting at where you are or where you’re going. You’ve Lasell Village’s convalescent area. Peggy Lepore risen to where you are due to a large quantity further reports that Paul is bored and receiving of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you vistors. have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. “You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it’s MY fault.” Dick Bowen (right) greets the casual Mr. Keery at the door. c 2010 Rotary Club of Newton Page 2
  3. 3. Program: Marie Presti, Classification Talk Marie described some of her personal history. She was born in Burlington, MA. She is the third of four children, motivating her to hone good “people skills.” But she gravitated toward the technical side, graduating from Mt. Holyoke College with a degree in math and computer science. After some time in the MIS Department of a bank, Marie’s interests started to swing back toward the people side, eventually finding herself as VP of Marketing for a high-tech start-up company. After the World Trade Center attack on 9/ 11, Marie found herself out of work and suffer- ing an early “mid-life crisis.” She went on a month-long African safari where she noticed young children living in poverty but quite happy with what they HAD, making her better appreci- Speaker Marie Presti receives cingratulations from ate her own lot in life. Back in America, Marie Club guest Jan Lorenz switched to working with individual clients as a real estate professional, and successfully built up a flourishing practice as a Realtor, most recently She is opening up her office in Newton soon with Sotheby’s Karp, Liberman & Kern, in and will continue to service her existing custom- Newton Centre. ers, but in addition will be building a real estate Marie surprised us with an announcement team to help market and sell bank-owned proper- that she will soon leave Sotheby’s to start up the ties throughout New England. If you know of any New England Division of Atlantic & Pacific Real good real estate agents in Dorchester, Worcester, Estate, as their Vice President. Brockton, Plymouth County, Dennis, or Haverhill areas, please let her know. c 2010 Rotary Club of Newton Page 3
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  6. 6. HAPPY DOLLARS Peter Mahler was happy for the success Hudson, MA. Jeff Chin was happy that his of Death by Chocolate (DBC), especially for daughters loved Death by Chocolate. the good work of John Tresca, who worked the Laurisa Neuwirth was happy that her Kid’s Raffle to great effect. Dick Bowen also daughter Morgan had all high marks on her praised DBC, “Paula’s 9th!,” and had warm report card. Marie Presti was happy for DBC, regards for Tony Bibbo’s brandy (?). with thanks for Paula’s great effort. Paula Kirrane had $20 happy dollars for DBC’s great public visibility. Bert Martinson had praise for Paula and the DBC committee, as did Tony Bibbo, who also praised world- traveling Tim and Connie Braceland. It was a testament to their earlier efforts, he said, that the event went off so well without them being there to help! Marc Epstein was happy for DBC, but sorry to have tasted Icing on the Cake’s sample first, making others seem less wonderful. He was also happy to have son Paul back home after yet another stay at MGH’s intensive care unit, and happy to have won a role on a reality TV car racing show. Jeff Tucker was happy to be joined by Bill Garr and Justin Sallaway were happy to serenade guest Jan Lorenz, who grew up with him in President Marie with a duet chorus of Happy Birthday. SCOTT LEWIS HOME DESIGN PAULA KIRRANE ADDITIONS Uniquely Designed Cakes RENOVATIONS 230 Adams Street NEW HOMES Newton, MA 02458 HISTORIC RESTORATION Tel.: (617) 969-1830 12 Bencliffe Circle fax: (617) 969-5852 Auburndale, MA 02466 (617) 293-6371 c 2010 Rotary Club of Newton Page 6
  7. 7. RAFFLE UPCOMING... Monday, February 8, 12 Noon to 1:30 PM: Board Meeting at The Village Bank, Nonantum Branch. February 10: Million Dollar Brown Bag Luncheon at the West Suburban YMCA. Bring your own lunch, a drink, and a happy dollar or two. NO MEET- ING AT BRAE BURN! February 17: Road trip continues, tenta- tively at the Chateau Restaurant, home of the Rotary Club of Waltham. Today’s raffle jackpot grew past the $620 mark, with only 28 cards in the diminishing deck of cards. Guest Jan Lorenz fished out ticket #664 from the glass bowl, claimed byPaul Kerrissey, right. Unfortunately, Paul found only the Five of Clubs! Next week there will remain only 27 cards as the jackpot continues to grow! Don’t miss the Million Dollar Lunch! PAUL M. KERRISSEY Attorney at Law 277 Auburn Street Suite B Auburndale, MA 02466 Office: (617) 964-5800 Fax: (617) 969-9850 c 2010 Rotary Club of Newton Page 7