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  1. 2. Tom: We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick. Jerry : Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years . Dan: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery? Jerry : Well I was a boy scout, you were a boy scout too right Tom? Tom : No but I ate a brownie once. Without a Paddle
  2. 3. Pirates of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow: Savvy? Jack Sparrow : Why is the rum gone? Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead. Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not? Jack Sparrow : Now... bring me that horizon. [ humming ] Jack Sparrow : "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
  3. 4. Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [falls down stairs, holds up jar again] Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man - a friend - to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free? Jack Sparrow: ...Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood... I mean... ink? Pirates of the Caribbean 2
  4. 5. Superbad Seth: what are you wearing? Fogell: A vest. I thought it would make me look older. Even: Take that vest off, you look like Aladdin Even:"The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. " Fogell: I am McLovin.
  5. 7. Finding Nemo Dory: [Dory playing with a baby jellyfish] I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy! Hey, look. "Es-CA-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape." Crush: Righteous! Righteous!
  6. 8. Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting. Genie: Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel . [Abu is swinging a stolen sword at the guards] Guard: [frightened] He's got a sword. Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords. Aladdin
  7. 9. Elliot : Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies. Porcupine : Buddy! Elliot : Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee. McSquizzy : That was just a warning. Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry, brown bahookie! Open Season
  8. 10. Hercules Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'? Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm... The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late. The Fates: We knew you would be. The Fates: We know everything. The Fates: Past. The Fates: Present. The Fates: And future. The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
  9. 11. The Lion King Shenzi: What, Ed? What? Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to go? Shenzi: No, why? Banzai: Cause there it goes! Timon: [singing] Luau. If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/ Eat my buddy Pumbaa here 'cause he is a treat/Come on down and dine/ On this tasty swine/ All you have to do is get in line/Are you achin'... Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup. Timon: For some bacon. Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup. Timon: He's a big pig. Pumbaa: Yup, yup. Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy.
  10. 12. The Little Mermaid Sebastian: Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you've got to do it yourself. Sebastian: Hmm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.