*    Presented by I M CONFIDENT Niagara Canada
Dear God: Is it on purpose that ournames are spelled the same, only in             reverse?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,   But seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we siton your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after The jaguar, the cougar, themustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but n...
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and nohuman hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbalinstructions, handsignals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,elec...
Dear God: More meatballs,less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?If there are, will I have to apologize?
IN GOD WE TRUST
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Dear God, Its Me The Dog

  1. 1. * Presented by I M CONFIDENT Niagara Canada
  2. 2. Dear God: Is it on purpose that ournames are spelled the same, only in reverse?
  3. 3. Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, But seldom, if ever, smell one another?
  4. 4. Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we siton your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
  5. 5. Dear God: Why are there cars named after The jaguar, the cougar, themustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE Named fora Dog?How often do you see a cougar riding around?We love a nice car ride!Would it be so hard to rename The Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
  6. 6. Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and nohuman hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
  7. 7. Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbalinstructions, handsignals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee Flight paths.What do humans understand?
  8. 8. Dear God: More meatballs,less spaghetti, please.
  9. 9. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?If there are, will I have to apologize?
  10. 10. IN GOD WE TRUST

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