Fun Advice Facepalm Moments

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Fun Advice Facepalm Moments

  1. 1. “ Facepalm” Moments Names and photos have been removed for privacy purposes
  2. 2. <ul><li>A clear argument for herb therapy </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>The magic 8 ball says “outcome not good” </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>…asked by a male….. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>...yet another pregnant male… </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Sorry, they only come in green </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>www.animalheaven.com ? </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>When did this become difficult? </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>Immaculate conception? </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>…when it starts controlled breathing? </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>See how you react to catnip </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>“Dyslexic”? </li></ul><ul><li>Or just a bad speller? </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>Guess what I’m thinking right now…. </li></ul>
  14. 14. <ul><li>First, you need a mommy lamb and a daddy lamb… </li></ul><ul><li>...I mean sheep </li></ul>
  15. 15. <ul><li>Step 1: place meat in freezer </li></ul><ul><li>Step 2: wait until it’s frozen </li></ul><ul><li>Step 3: rethink going back to school </li></ul>
  16. 16. <ul><li>… uhhhh…..? </li></ul>
  17. 17. <ul><li>Precisely the kind of thing an assassin shouldn’t be doing – promoting their position…. </li></ul>
  18. 18. <ul><li>First, you need to have a big p****….. </li></ul>
  19. 19. <ul><li>Step 1: throw in washing machine </li></ul><ul><li>Step 2: realize you could have read instructions on tag </li></ul><ul><li>Step 3: go back in time and try again </li></ul>
  20. 20. <ul><li>I suggest avoiding Aspirin altogether. </li></ul>
  21. 21. <ul><li>Cookies? </li></ul>
  22. 22. <ul><li>Only 40%? </li></ul><ul><li>Very ambitious. </li></ul>
  23. 23. <ul><li>Sorry, only fake replies are allowed here </li></ul>
  24. 24. <ul><li>Nope, only during…everybody knows that! </li></ul>
  25. 25. <ul><li>..first get fat, then get fit? </li></ul>
  26. 26. <ul><li>…oops… </li></ul>
  27. 27. <ul><li>More than a day, less than nine months </li></ul><ul><li>(details would be helpful here, don’t you think?) </li></ul>
  28. 28. <ul><li>Stop having babies? </li></ul>
  29. 29. <ul><li>Stay in school kids! </li></ul>
  30. 30. <ul><li>The modern-day resume </li></ul>
  31. 31. <ul><li>Just like a band-aid…grip and pull! </li></ul>
  32. 32. <ul><li>Telepathy? </li></ul>
  33. 33. <ul><li>Inquiring minds want to know… </li></ul>
  34. 34. <ul><li>For more fun and laughs, come and join us at: </li></ul><ul><li>www.funadvice.com </li></ul>

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