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Anya's Silly Thoughts


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Poop that has to come out of my system.

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Anya's Silly Thoughts

  1. 1. “Things are a lot more beautiful when they’re not perfect.”<br />
  2. 2. Marriage in two words: “Blissful. Turbulence.”<br />
  3. 3. “Don’t you just hate it when people pass on a delicious meal and a potentially good conversation because they are ON A DIET?”<br />
  4. 4. “I am a typical human being. I tend to shrug off people who love me.”<br />
  5. 5. “How do we measure love? Is there such a thing as big love or small love? Or should we just take comfort in the fact that it is... love?”<br />
  6. 6. “I do not belong anywhere. That is my gift as well as my curse.”<br />
  7. 7. “They say we are all destined to meet 3 lovers in our lifetime. The one who will love us most. The one whom we will love most. And the one we are going to end up with.”<br />
  8. 8. “I often miss high school. And those times when I only worried about boys and pimples.” <br />
  9. 9. “Vito Jr. claimed that he can live happily without love. Can anyone really?”<br />
  10. 10. “Scars are very sexy. Literally and figuratively.”<br />
  11. 11. “Too much kindness makes monsters out of people.”<br />
  12. 12. “If the pains motherhood doesn't make you strongerI guess nothing else will.”<br />
  13. 13. “People's approval can be a huge gilded cage sometimes.”<br />
  14. 14. “The most interesting people I know are the ones who laugh a lot.”<br />
  15. 15. “Sometimes being alone can also be your fault.”<br />
  16. 16. “Kindness doesn't necessarily make loyal friends.”<br />
  17. 17. “The airport is the happiest place in the world. And also the saddest.”<br />
  18. 18. “People are like movies, I only get to remember the best and worst of them.”<br />
  19. 19. “Are zebras black with white stripes or are they white with black stripes? “I hate it when people tell me to just GOOGLE IT. “<br />
  20. 20. “The last two minutes on my way home is when I miss them most.”<br />
  21. 21. “No one opened until I tried knocking.”<br />
  22. 22. “I'm always THIS close to living my best life. I wonder if I'll ever get there.”<br />
  23. 23. “Anybody who's ever loved someone or something has a story to tell. “<br />
  24. 24. “Whenever I'm tempted to think I know it allI get interrupted by 500,000 google search results.”<br />
  25. 25. “I admire him for working hours under the hot sun instead of poke guns at people inside public vehicles.”<br />
  26. 26. “A child's capacity to love amazes me.”<br />
  27. 27. “There is no such thing as GOOD in this world. Only lesser evil.”<br />
  28. 28. “It’s easy to lose things that we didn’t work hard for.”<br />
  29. 29. “It's nice to go home to someone who can make you happy, nervous, angry, strong and weak all at the same time.”<br />
  30. 30. “Like a painting, my life is made up of a few imperfect strokes and a few perfect ones.<br />
  31. 31. “Forgive people who smoke in public places. They are probably too poor to afford an education.” <br />
  32. 32. “Words can both be beautiful and harsh.”<br />
  33. 33. “The secret to ruining a joke is analyzing it.”<br />
  34. 34. “The guy next to me had an arm tattoo that looked so much like the girl beside him. What if they split?”<br />
  35. 35. “One of the mistakes hardest to forgive is infidelity.”<br />
  36. 36. “Slow and intermittent internet connection decreases my life expectancy by 30 minutes.”<br />
  37. 37. “The hottest love often has the coldest end.”<br />
  38. 38. “Jude let me blabber for a couple of minutes before telling me that he is not his twin brother, Joseph.And that he doesn't know me.”<br />
  39. 39. “I wish to live and write like a typewriter— giving weight to every word because I can't erase everything in just one click.”<br />
  40. 40. “Of all animals, it's us humans who are the hardest to domesticate.”<br />
  41. 41. “For some men, HEAD is the equivalent of an extremely meaningful and significant conversation.”<br />
  42. 42. “Some said that childbirth is the worst pain God could think of but boy they didn’t say it was worth it.”<br />
  43. 43. “Home is indeed a place. It's that little space in between the arms of the one you love.”<br />
  44. 44. “Contrary to popular belief money can sometimes buy happiness.”<br />
  45. 45. DEFINE FRUSTRATION: “It’s when a Steven Seagal movie is on and the remote control suddenly went broke.”<br />
  46. 46. “Laughter, like sex, is a universal language.”<br />
  47. 47. “I send hundreds of messages to people over the internet but I still feel completely out of reach. I miss snail mail a lot.”<br />
  48. 48. “M speaks Ilonggo because he had an Ilongga girlfriend.He also speaks Chinese, Japanese, Tagalog, Waray, Cebuano, Ilocano and Maranao.”<br />
  49. 49. “I was good really at spelling until they invented Nokia. “<br />
  50. 50. “Never say you're tired in front of people who work ten times harder than you do.”<br />
  51. 51. “If I were a guy, the first thing I will do is run around the neighborhood with no shirt on.”<br />
  52. 52. “Aanhin mo angbahaynabato kung angnakatira ay kuwago." I've been trying but I can't translate it in English.<br />
  53. 53. “R gave his girlfriend plastic flowers because like his love for her, those flowers are going to last forever. WTF?<br />
  54. 54. “The term squatter is not a place. It is a kind of person.”<br />
  55. 55. “Talking about politics and religion is like walking on a treadmill, in heels. “<br />
  56. 56. “It's always the waking up part that's the hardest.”<br />
  57. 57. “To write each word as if the whole piece cannot exist without it...”<br />
  58. 58. The best kind of love is the one that makes you want to be a better person.<br />
  59. 59. There's no other place I would rather be. I guess that means I'm happy.<br />
  60. 60. T never brings a girlfriend to weddings to avoid the puppy eye look-they're-so-happy-let's-get-married-next look.<br />
  61. 61. “I don't know what's worse, saying the words I LOVE YOU too early or... too late.”<br />
  62. 62. “There are people whom you should learn to ignore and people whom you should put in their rightful place.”<br />
  63. 63. “Mama sent me a fifth box of ubepiaya. I dont have the heart to tell her I dont eat ubepiaya.”<br />
  64. 64. “I saw two straight men flirting with each other.”<br />
  65. 65. “Why do most tragedies happen to good people?”<br />
  66. 66. The way I see it, respect is more important than love.<br />
  67. 67. Back in college, Peanut and PR shared the same lunch table with nothing but platonic air between them. They got married eight months ago. <br />
  68. 68. Silence is often a great way of torturing someone who has done you wrong.<br />
  69. 69. Sometimes I am Cinderella and sometimes I am the wicked step-sister.<br />
  70. 70. “I did some crazy things in my youth that I wasn't proud of but looking back, I wouldn't have.”<br />
  71. 71. If you don't know how to swallow your pride, don't ever get married.”<br />
  72. 72. “Voting makes me feel like writing my winning numbers on a lotto ticket.”<br />
  73. 73. Always follow your heart. It's not as stupid as you think it is.<br />
  74. 74. The internet has made the world a smaller and bigger place at the same time.<br />
  75. 75. You think you're good until someone better shuts you up.<br />
  76. 76. I hope my son never asks me to write his love letters like most of my male friends did. I swear he will never get laid.<br />
  77. 77. Not being able to come up with a decent translation of "her brown highlights and wild tousled tresses" until now made me want to write an apology note to all my Filipino teachers. Damn it.<br />
  78. 78. My acid tongue only works out well on paper.<br />
  79. 79. I'm a bit too old to be a rebel but I still am. In more ways than one.<br />
  80. 80. The last two minutes on my way home is when I miss him most.<br />
  81. 81. An expensive school doesn't guarantee finesse. Good upbringing does.<br />
  82. 82. Come to think of it, merely breathing is such a wonderful thing. <br />
  83. 83. Sometimes it's good if you have someone or something to believe in.<br />
  84. 84. Being nice to people doesn't guarantee that they will like you.<br />
  85. 85. I hate it when somebody reads behind my back while I write.<br />
  86. 86. I can't decide what's more harmful to my body... the cholesterol I get from pizza or the heartbreak I get from not eating it.<br />
  87. 87. You would know a great thing just by looking at it once.<br />
  88. 88. There's not much difference between a man who stole five pesos and a man who stole a million.<br />
  89. 89. You don't beg for love. It's just not right.<br />
  90. 90. Sometimes I feel like I'm living the pages of a romance novel. And sometimes, a horror novel.<br />
  91. 91. Never blab about your problems with money in front of people who know how to live within their means. You're gonna get it.<br />
  92. 92. Drunk and out of his wits, Ernie asked her how many men she slept with before him. Drunk and out of her wits, she answered... "You're No. 47."<br />
  93. 93. ON SEX, LOVE, ANGER, PLACES and PEOPLE:I am like a flat iron. It takes me a while to warm up but when I do it takes me a while to cool down.<br />
  94. 94. We can't subtract the good things we did from the bad things we did. It doesn't work that way.<br />
  95. 95. If the writing world is an ocean, I am a fresh water crocodile. Why I'm still here is a curious fluke of nature.<br />
  96. 96. I love it when I'm bored. Outrageous things follow.<br />
  97. 97. The best kind of love is the one that makes you want to be a better person.<br />
  98. 98. Loving a person too much is not love but self-indulgence. Or selfishness.<br />
  99. 99. Someone slapped me once because I deserved it.<br />
  100. 100. LOLO's LESSON ON CONTENTMENT:"Masmayadlangronsaowa." (What you have now is always better than having nothing at all.)<br />
  101. 101. The failure of any relationship is due to the failure of communication.<br />
  102. 102. Sadness is temporary. Unfortunately, so is happiness.<br />
  103. 103. Loyalty can't be based on looks alone. I know a lot of ugly guys (and girls) who cheat.<br />
  104. 104. Restraint can sometimes be a wonderful thing.<br />