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Investment hugot and pick up lines

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Investment Hugot and Pick-up Lines

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Investment hugot and pick up lines

  1. 1. Investment Hugot and Pick-up Lines Just for fun only…nothing personal By: Gerry O. Gatawa
  2. 2. Sana MORTGAGE BOND ka….. Para lagi akong SECURED ano man ang mangyari..
  3. 3. Ang ‘relationship’ parang INVESTMENT yan….. Laging may RISK, minsan malaki ang RETURN, minsan malaki i-invest mo tapus maliit yung RETURN o kaya LOSS..
  4. 4. Ang ‘love’ parang HIGH RETURNS yan….. Pinapaasa ka lang..
  5. 5. Nakakainis ka, parang BOND ang ginawa mo sakin….. Nung una GUARANTEED BOND.. Tapus later, SINKING FUND, di nagtagal CONVERTIBLE BOND, tapus sa huli JUNK BOND…asan ang hustisya???
  6. 6. Pero umaasa parin ako, sana….. Pagdating ng araw maging REDEEMABLE BONDS ako sayo…
  7. 7. CHECKE ka ba?….. Kasi nag BOUNCE ka naman na STALE ka ata ng iba…
  8. 8. Para kang COMMERCIAL PAPER….. Nagpa-PROMISE ka sa una tapus later, lagi kang in-DEFAULT…
  9. 9. Sana ang relationship parang FINANCIAL SYSTEM….. May STABILITY, EFFICIENCY, FLEXIBILITY at laging BALANCED…
  10. 10. Grabe ang relationship natin parang FOREIGN EXCHANGE (FOREX).... Affected lahat ng FACTORS…
  11. 11. Alam mo para kang PORTFOLIO.... Masyado kang nag DIVERSIFY, ayoko ko na sayo…
  12. 12. Ang love love na yan?? parang FINANCIAL SYSTEM yan eh.... May mga LENDERS at USERS…
  13. 13. TREASURY BILL ka ba?.... SHORT-TERM ka lang eh…
  14. 14. Yang relationship- relationship na yan? Parang MARKET yan eh.... May mga LOSERS at USERS…
  15. 15. F.O.B SHIPPING POINT ka ba?.... Kasi papunta ka palang akin ka na…
  16. 16. CONSIGNMENT ka ba?.... Kasi nasa piling ka man ng iba akin ka padin…
  17. 17. Ang love parang CENTRAL BANK yan.... It REGULATES everything…
  18. 18. Ang love parang MONEY yan.... May mga COLORS and MEANING…
  19. 19. Ang LOVE parang ECONOMY yan.... May INVISIBLE HAND that guides everyone…
  20. 20. Thank you VERY MUCH… HAPPY HEARTS DAY EVERYONE

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