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Second Issue: Accelerated Development

  1. 1. Nº2 ACCELERATED DEVELOPMENT WITH JOHN JIM GETCOLONY.COM
  2. 2. JOHN WILL START WORKING ON A BIG PROJECT BECAUSE IN MY COMPANY NEXT WEEK AND HE IS SCARED OF STARTING IT... EVERYTIME THERE’S A BIG PROJECT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE IT’S CHAOS, I FEEL LIKE I’M ? ?? JUGGLING ALL THE TIME!!! DAMN, I’M STARTING A BIG PROJECT I CAN’T GET ANY HEY JOHN, CAN THIS WEEK.. BIP BIP.. ERROR! FRICKIN’ WORK DONE YOU COME HERE AND WITH EVERYONE EXPLAIN ME HOW BUGGING ME THIS WORKS? WHY THE ALL THE TIME... LONG FACE? DID YOU MAKE THE DAMN, I THINK I COMMIT YET?? JUST MESSED UP YOUR FEATURE !!! IT’S HELL ON EARTH! NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR PART OF THE PROJECT. WHEN I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW SOMETHING WORKS I HAVE TO GO LOOK FOR WHOEVER KNOWS ABOUT IT, AND WHEN I FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS, I FIGURE OUT HE ACTUALLY DOESN’T KNOW THAT MUCH, AND THAT PERSON POINTS ME TO ANOTHER ONE, AND WHEN I FIND HER AND FINALLY GET AN ANSWER, I COME BACK ONLY TO FIND THAT SOMEONE OK OK STOP!!! MESSED UP MY CODE, AND I HAVE TO FIND WHO THAT PERSON WAS, AND I KNOW WHAT WHEN I FIND THAT PERSON, HE TELLS ME THAT HE WAS INSTRUCTED TO MAKE YOU ARE THAT CODE CHANGE AND DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHY, SO I HAVE TO FIND TALKING ABOUT..!! THE PERSON THAT TOLD HIM TO MAKE THAT CODE CHANGE AND AFTER TELLING HIM THAT IT BROKE MY FEATURE, HE FIGURES OUT THAT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT, BUT DOESN’T REALLY KNOW A BETTER WAY TO DO IT, SO HE GOES ASK SOMEONE ELSE....AND... MAN, IN MY OLD COMPANY IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT! 110010 011111010 = MONKEY CODING... NO ONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, BECAUSE THE CODEBASE YOU MEAN THERE’S WAS JUST A GIANT MESS,,, A BETTER WAY? HOW DO YOU GET AROUND THIS PROBLEM? THINGS JUST RUN SMOOTHLY AT MY NEW COMPANY, AND ALL THANKS TO COLONY. JIM REMEMBERS HOW IN HIS OLD COMPANY THAT WAS ALSO HIS AVERAGE DAY...© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 1 OF 2
  3. 3. THE DEVELOPMENT ADDING MY PROCESS IS ACTUALLY LATEST FEATURE!! ONLY AS GOOD AS THE WISH ?? PLATFORM YOU USE! ME LUCK! ? ?? ? DEVELOPING MONOLITHIC APPLICATIONS WILL ALWAYS BE AS PAINFUL AS MONOLITHIC THEIR SIZE! APPLICATIONS ARE LIKE UGLY CEMENTED BRICK WALLS! SO, WHAT CAN I DO YOU CAN’T FIX THE HOLES ABOUT IT ? BECAUSE THE BRICKS DON’T FIT AND YOU CAN’T THE SOLUTION IS TO MOVE THE OTHER BRICKS GO MODULAR! OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE THEY’RE STUCK. AND IF YOU KEEP PUTTING STUFF ON THE TOP ONE DAY THE WHOLE THING WILL JUST FALL DOWN!! MODULAR APPLICATIONS ARE SO MUCH SIMPLER! IT’S LIKE PLAYING WITH GREAT!LEGOS, WHERE EACH BLOCK THAT WOULD MAKE IS A FEATURE. MY LIFE SO EVERYTHING GETS SO MUCH SIMPLER! THESE BLOCKS ARE CLEANLY SEPARATED HOW CAN I GET WHAT ARE CALLED THAT EVERYONE CAN WORK STARTED? COLONY PLUGINS, AND ON THEIR OWN FEATURES! YOU CAN ADD AND THEY JUST HAVE TO REMOVE THEM AT THINK OF WHERE THEIR ANYTIME. BLOCK WILL HAVE TO FIT IN THE END. NOW YOU CAN EVEN TWEET WITH IT!! HERE’S THE NEW USER CREATION FORM!! JUST HEAD OVER TO: GETCOLONY.COM getcolony.com SOCIAL R MANAGE CE INTERFA open-source WEB ER SERVER easy setup W EB SERV SSL intuitive documentation K getting started video tutorials EWOR Y FRAM COLON© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 2 OF 2

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