EXCELLENCE
  You can has it.
EXCELLENCE
  You can has it.
                              IT
                           IC
                      PL
     ...
HAS YOU DONE IT?

              Blank Page
              Amnesia:

              A condition in which an
              asp...
YOU HAS DONE IT!
 Safety
 Blanket
 Inspirations:

 Your greatest ideas come to
 you while you’re in places
 where you’re h...
YOU HAS DONE IT!


              IDEA CRACK!

              New ideas are infinitely
              easier, more fun, and c...
YOU IS DOING IT NOW!


             Social Media
             Cock Blocking

             Is this really where you want
  ...
YOU IS DOING IT NOW!


             Social Media
             Cock Blocking

             Is this really where you want
  ...
WISE MERLIN SAYS:
“Politics, celebrity gossip, business
headlines, tech punditry, odd news,
and user-generated content. Th...
IT CAN HAPPEN 2U.
   Soul Crippling Depression
I can’t think of
                                 anything to
                                    tweet.




IT CAN HAPPEN...
I can’t think of
                                 anything to
                                    tweet.




        LOL C...
SO WHAT
 DO YOU
  DO?
SO WHAT
     DO YOU
      DO?
Accentuate the positive, you dick.
SO WHAT
     DO YOU
      DO?
Accentuate the positive, you dick.
Just because someone hands you
 a turd sandwich doesn’t m...
WHAT DO YOU DO?




   Uncle Merlyn’s guide to blogging:
          HOW TO BLOG
SOURCES
  http://flickr.com/photos/
smallandround/2969365863/
SOURCES
http://www.zefrank.com/
    theshow/archives/
  2006/07/071106.html
SOURCES
http://www.flickr.com/photos/
     nyki_m/2964834421/
SOURCES
http://www.flickr.com/photos/
      boskizzi/13117532/
SOURCES
http://www.slideshare.net/
merlinmann/how-to-blog-
       presentation
SOURCES
 http://www.43folders.com/
 2008/09/01/what-are-you-
          doing
http://www.kungfugrippe.com/
     post/485881...
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
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Productivity Stoppers From March web414 meeting

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Why you are not as awesomely creative as you think you are.

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Productivity Stoppers From March web414 meeting

  1. 1. EXCELLENCE You can has it.
  2. 2. EXCELLENCE You can has it. IT IC PL X E
  3. 3. HAS YOU DONE IT? Blank Page Amnesia: A condition in which an aspiring creator’s inspirations ideas are suddenly and irrevocably forgotten.
  4. 4. YOU HAS DONE IT! Safety Blanket Inspirations: Your greatest ideas come to you while you’re in places where you’re happily protected from capturing them.
  5. 5. YOU HAS DONE IT! IDEA CRACK! New ideas are infinitely easier, more fun, and create a much bigger buzz than actually following through on your inspirations.
  6. 6. YOU IS DOING IT NOW! Social Media Cock Blocking Is this really where you want to be putting your best and most time and attention?
  7. 7. YOU IS DOING IT NOW! Social Media Cock Blocking Is this really where you want to be putting your best and most time and attention?
  8. 8. WISE MERLIN SAYS: “Politics, celebrity gossip, business headlines, tech punditry, odd news, and user-generated content. These are the chew toys that have made me sad and tired and cynical. Each, in its own way, contributes to the imperative that we constantly expand our portfolio of shallow but strongly- held opinions about nearly everything. Then we’re supposed to post something about it. Somewhere.” “There’s nothing wrong with fucking shit up every single day. But you have to bring some art to it. Not just typing.”
  9. 9. IT CAN HAPPEN 2U. Soul Crippling Depression
  10. 10. I can’t think of anything to tweet. IT CAN HAPPEN 2U. Soul Crippling Depression
  11. 11. I can’t think of anything to tweet. LOL Cats just aren’t funny to me anymore. IT CAN HAPPEN 2U. Soul Crippling Depression
  12. 12. SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
  13. 13. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? Accentuate the positive, you dick.
  14. 14. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? Accentuate the positive, you dick. Just because someone hands you a turd sandwich doesn’t mean you have to eat it.
  15. 15. WHAT DO YOU DO? Uncle Merlyn’s guide to blogging: HOW TO BLOG
  16. 16. SOURCES http://flickr.com/photos/ smallandround/2969365863/
  17. 17. SOURCES http://www.zefrank.com/ theshow/archives/ 2006/07/071106.html
  18. 18. SOURCES http://www.flickr.com/photos/ nyki_m/2964834421/
  19. 19. SOURCES http://www.flickr.com/photos/ boskizzi/13117532/
  20. 20. SOURCES http://www.slideshare.net/ merlinmann/how-to-blog- presentation
  21. 21. SOURCES http://www.43folders.com/ 2008/09/01/what-are-you- doing http://www.kungfugrippe.com/ post/48588149/better
  22. 22. THANK YOU
  23. 23. THANK YOU Half-assed Transition to Actual Topic

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