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24 Reasons   Twitter
   why       sucks!
I know it is almost a   crime to
say these kind of things nowadays, but
  in no particular order I present you

   24 reas...
#1 It is everywhere …
@TV: CNBC -
“You can check out

all the   great
 stock tips on our
Twitter page at blah
     blah blah”
@Radio: 102.7 Kiss
    FM - “Ryan
Seacrest here, you
 can check out all
   my awesome

celebrity   dirt
 by following my
 ...
@Toilet: Reading
 Business Week
  Magazine -
“Twenty ways to

 boost
 your business
 with Twitter”
@Work: My Boss -
   “You are

 fired!”
#2
It is mobile ...
... which results in this kind of   crap!
#3
Meaningless
 tweets ...
... and more meaningless tweets.
#4
It is a big
time waster!
#5 The followers rat race ...
… resulting in people’s

pathetic attempts to …
… get some

magic number
of followers by
begging for more
followers, …
… brag about
how many
followers they
have gotten in

just   2 days, …
… and complain how they




followers “all of a sudden”.
#6
The authority
#7
The noise
#8
The down time
... that has   BIG impact on lives!
#9
It is anti
  social
#10
A lot of things just
can not be said in

140 characters
        ...
#11
Features dissapear
 without warning
#12
  People think
  everybody is
  reading their
freaking Tweets.
#13
You are naked
and exposed ...
… while you might think you’re having
 a conversation with a close group of
friends, in reality you’re shouting out

to th...
#15
It’s like reality TV
without pictures
There are   annoying
     types of users, like …
#16
The Spammers
#17
The Spam
Followers
#18
The Bots
#19
The Celebrities
#20
The Shameless
Self Promoters
#21
 The Fake
Celebrities
#22
The Egos
“Wow. I’m
     #23               speechless
The Mystery Linkers    [bit.ly].”
and …
#24
The Food
Fetishists
And as a   bonus the last,
           and maybe the

    best reason is ...
I did not came up with the idea

myself!
@henricodolfing
www.henricodolfing.com
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I know it is almost a crime to say these kind of things nowadays, but in no particular order I present you 24 reasons why Twitter sucks!

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24 Reasons why Twitter sucks!

  1. 24 Reasons Twitter why sucks!
  2. I know it is almost a crime to say these kind of things nowadays, but in no particular order I present you 24 reasons why Twitter sucks!
  3. #1 It is everywhere …
  4. @TV: CNBC - “You can check out all the great stock tips on our Twitter page at blah blah blah”
  5. @Radio: 102.7 Kiss FM - “Ryan Seacrest here, you can check out all my awesome celebrity dirt by following my Twitter…”
  6. @Toilet: Reading Business Week Magazine - “Twenty ways to boost your business with Twitter”
  7. @Work: My Boss - “You are fired!”
  8. #2 It is mobile ...
  9. ... which results in this kind of crap!
  10. #3 Meaningless tweets ...
  11. ... and more meaningless tweets.
  12. #4 It is a big time waster!
  13. #5 The followers rat race ...
  14. … resulting in people’s pathetic attempts to …
  15. … get some magic number of followers by begging for more followers, …
  16. … brag about how many followers they have gotten in just 2 days, …
  17. … and complain how they followers “all of a sudden”.
  18. #6 The authority
  19. #7 The noise
  20. #8 The down time
  21. ... that has BIG impact on lives!
  22. #9 It is anti social
  23. #10 A lot of things just can not be said in 140 characters ...
  24. #11 Features dissapear without warning
  25. #12 People think everybody is reading their freaking Tweets.
  26. #13 You are naked and exposed ...
  27. … while you might think you’re having a conversation with a close group of friends, in reality you’re shouting out to the entireworld!
  28. #15 It’s like reality TV without pictures
  29. There are annoying types of users, like …
  30. #16 The Spammers
  31. #17 The Spam Followers
  32. #18 The Bots
  33. #19 The Celebrities
  34. #20 The Shameless Self Promoters
  35. #21 The Fake Celebrities
  36. #22 The Egos
  37. “Wow. I’m #23 speechless The Mystery Linkers [bit.ly].”
  38. and …
  39. #24 The Food Fetishists
  40. And as a bonus the last, and maybe the best reason is ...
  41. I did not came up with the idea myself!
  42. @henricodolfing
  43. www.henricodolfing.com

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