The Warp Pipe Forums Newspaper• Edited by Hasfarr• Issue #1, 12-26-2011
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Love you long time - Since 2009 Ice, Ice, Baby After weeks and weeks of In other news, member Poi battles, a clear victor has has beaten Shogun in the emerged from the Inaugural third place match. Warp Pipe Winter Solstice I hope everyone had a great Cup. Christmas, and enjoy the Icefresh defeated fellow rest of the holidays! member LikeaBoss last - Hasfarr Thursday in a hard fought match. He has been awarded a gold trophy for his efforts. Members from all around the forum rejoiced, not only because Ice won, but also because they don’t need to use Online for a while.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Rahpeed’s Ripples – a column by Rapidcar1 - Since 2009 End of the World debunked In one year the world is Why have we all reached supposedly going to come to this conclusion? Why is it an end, or is it? After much unanimous? Have we even speculation and research done our research? These with my esteemed are all questions you are colleagues (Snakebite2468, probably asking yourself in Bck00062). I have the subliminal part of your concluded that this event will mind. Well we can tackle be nothing like the this with taking a step back extremists who blow it out of and looking at this situation Put picture here proportion will claim it to be. in the correct perspective. In fact, with our collected How many theories are out judgments, we have been there? How many have pointed to only one logical enough evidence to hold answer. There will be true? Are there any nothing happening. That’s contradictions? right people, nothing will happen on December 21st 2012! We have many theories to reinforce this argument.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Rahpeed’s Ripples – a column by Rapidcar1 - Since 2009 End of the World debunked We have the Planet X Earth’s atmosphere will theory, that a huge planet melt the icebergs in the almost the size of the sun south and raise the water will rip through our solar level causing there to be system passing very closely less land thus less in Earths Atmosphere. It is resources for the growing said that this planets population. This theory is gravitational pull will cause quite convincing. However several severe considering the factors disasters(The movie Day Put picture here after Tomorrow for example). put into play. That would take some time, not just This theory has also falsely one year from now. predicted Planet Nibiru(X) will be visibly seen by the These are just two masses in the sky by April of examples of End of the 2011. World theories all because of a calendar that was stopped on 12- We have the Global 21-12. Some have even Warming theory that the went as far as pollution we put into the
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Rahpeed’s Ripples – a column by Rapidcar1 - Since 2009 End of the World debunked Saying their would be an alien invasion because of the way humanity treats the Earth. There are many theories out there, some off the wall, some logical, some convincing, and some just plain stupid. Put picture here Its up to you to decide what to believe, These are just my thoughts on the matter. Ya’ll think about it, I’m out. ~Rahpeed
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Hasfarr’s Interviews - Since 2009 A Brief Interview with Mirage I asked forum leader H: For our gamers, what is Mirage2777 a few questions. your favorite Video Game NOTE: The answers are and Video Game Company? very silly. M: Probably The Legend of Hasfarr: How long have you Zelda: Skyward Sword and been in the Warp Pipe Nintendo. Community? H: Who would you like to Mirage: 7 kilometers. see as our next United States President? H: When were you made Admin? M: FDR. M: You were never made H: Are you a Nazi? admin. M: No, but I am extremely H: What ways do you want wealthy. to make the forum better Those are the words of our and brighter? great leader. I’m out. M: More lamps. - Hasfarr
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009 How to survive The Warp Pipe Greetings lost children! My Anyway, thats enough about name is Mustachio Joe. You me. This column is a may know me as paradise for all the sad little gamefreak043, a proud, lost children who wish to beloved and totally not have a decent stay. To be egotistical member of the honest, this place and the Warp Pipe Forums. Why am previous incarnations of this I going under a different place has a problem name for this column, you concerning any possible new ask? The reason being is members leaving us after that I have found new that their introduction threads few people trust individuals due to being scared off by with such a *ahem* "ghey" veteran members. name such as "gamefreak043". As such, I have changed my name to a more "trustworthy" alias. Why did I tell you all Im gamefreak043 anyway? Because shut up.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009 How to survive The Warp PipeThis weekly column is here How to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums Day 1: What does "trolling" or "Being a Nazi" mean?to provide you with theinformation you need in Today, we will be taking a look at the various terms the members of this good old forum are often toorder to survive The Warp use. Let us start with the basics.Pipe Forums. We may look Post: The individual messages made by the fellow members of the forum. Two consecutiveintimidating at first, but if you messages made by the same member are called "double-posts". Normally, double posts arefollow this column you will be automatically merged to the first post, but it is still recommended that you know what the term means.able to fit right in and realizejust how great of a Thread/Topics: You see those links that lead you towards a subject matter and a number of postscommunity we are. that are (supposed to be (see "derailing")) talking about the subject? Each one of those are called threads or topics (both words mean the same thing).Now, let us begin. Closed Topics: Topics "closed" by the moderators or administrators of the forum can no longer be posted on by regular members. (See The Graveyard for closed topics.) Topic Derailment: When the current subject at the last couple of posts is a completely different subject from the original (first) post. For example, Member A creates a topic about "Halo", the popular video game series. Member B responds with "I think Halo iz a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything". Member C responds with "I think aliens a pretty cool guyz, eh gets killed by Halo and doesnt afraid of anything". All subsequent posts follow the trend set by Members B & C. The topic is then officially derailed.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009 How to survive The Warp PipeHow to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums Day 1: What does "trolling" or "Being a Nazi" mean?Troll: This does not refer to the ugly mythical creatures who do nothing but be dicks all day. This term refers to the ugly REAL-LIFE creatures who do nothing but be dicks all day. Trolls are people who actively seek to provoke anger, annoyance, etc. fromthe other individuals around them.Troll behavior (sometimes referred to as "trolling") includes, but is not limited to- Spamming (see below)- Deliberately antagonizing and fighting fellow members- Posting pictures of their (small) testicles on otherwise innocent threads.- In the event that Flash is enabled (which is disabled at the time of this writing), embedding youtube videos, turning autoplayon, and the shrinking the video to a single pixel so that no one can stop the annoying audio that would ensue from simply beingon the same page as the post.- Posting the IP addresses of fellow members for everyone to see.- derailment of topicsNote: Fellow members often call each other "trolls" in a good-natured manner. They should not be taken seriously.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009 How to survive The Warp PipeHow to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums Day 1: What does "trolling" or "Being a Nazi" mean?Spam: The act of posting several useless, long, and often annoying messages throughout several topics that add nothing tothe topics themselves. Common cases of spam include holding down the "A" key on the keyboard for ten seconds beforesubmitting their post, and then going to another topic and repeating the process.Raid: The act of gathering multiple people to spam a certain place, from Chats to other Forums to a twitter page.Page stretch: When one makes a post containing one or a series of characters, making the page "stretch" horizontally.Hitlering: Overall acting like a total ass.Fgt: A shortened from of the word "faggot". Recently, this word has been in use so often that it completely lost all meaningdeeper than just a generic insult. (This word has been censored on the forums.)That is all the time we have for today. Join us next week for Day 2 of How to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums, where we will betalking about the individual members of the forum and identifying them into different categories.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Swing your arms from side to side, do the Mario! - Since 2009Nintendo Weekly with Hasfarr Welcome to Nintendo Off the release of games like weekly, the part of the paper “Super Mario 3D Land” and where I’ll share news from “Legend of Zelda: Skyward Nintendo games and Sword”, a strong holiday hardware. season for Nintendo is expected. Sales went up for This week, the bottom half of the Wii and 3DS systems on the games from the 3DS Black Friday, and are Ambassador program were expected to rocket in this released. One qualifies for holiday season. the program if they purchased the system previous to its price cut. The games released feature “Yoshi’s Island”, “Fire Emblem”, and “WarioWare”.
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Swing your arms from side to side, do the Mario! - Since 2009Nintendo Weekly with Hasfarr When interviewed by The “Plus, this holiday is the first Wall Street Journal, holiday that it’s available for Nintendo of America $149 or below. It’s reaching President Reggie Fils-Aime a whole new demographic had this to say: that’s wanted to buy in, but “Even today, the Wii couldn’t do it before. provides a family experience And for consumers, there’s that you can’t get anywhere over 1,000 games that have else. I love the stories I hear been published, so the of grandparents playing with breadth of the gaming parents and with the experience is extremely grandkids. wide. The Wii continues to Those are experiences that be the fastest-selling home you can’t get elsewhere. console ever in the history of That’s why we continue to the gaming industry in the break records. “ U.S.”
THE WARP PIPE FORUMS 12-26-11 Swing your arms from side to side, do the Mario! - Since 2009Nintendo Weekly with Hasfarr Nintendo is planning to air another “Nintendo Direct” update today, hosted by Nintendo President Satoru Iwata. It is expected to discuss the future of the Wii, 3DS, and Wii [U]. A similar update is expected to be shown tomorrow, from Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime. More details here: http://www.gamerlive.tv/article /nintendo-planning-another- direct-announcement-special
The End• I hope you enjoyed this week’s edition of The Warp Pipe Forums Newspaper. Happy Holidays! - Hasfarr
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