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How Your Developers Defense Their Selves 
When Their Work Doesn’t Work 
Have stories to tell about excuses employees make ...
I didn’t write these code 
• Mistake Found and…. 
• Sir, I didn’t write these code. 
• Don’t know how this error 
comes..?...
Tasted and Performed.. All Checked.. Done 
• Performance testing is 
highly subjective. 
• It’s kind of like the kid who 
...
Not Possible.. It’s fast on my Machine 
• How its possible Sir..?? It’s 
Fast on my Machine. 
• Developers tend to live in...
Bug… What you talking? I didn’t find 
• Bug….. The main problem 
for developers 
• Either they didn’t find it or 
they are...
Chill..We’ll fix it post production 
• One Side Boss and Other Side 
Client But For Developers 
there is third Side too on...
Go and Ask Designers 
• In the 99% of the time, the 
problem it’s yours, not the 
client. 
• Developers are tired of 
hear...
Requirement is really not clear.. What to do? 
• Is these Requirements? 
• I didn’t get it. 
• what process is followed 
w...
It’s the platform’s fault 
• Techies love to bash the 
platform or another 
vendor for performance 
problems. 
• But there...
It’s my First time..So…!! 
• Oh I am doing it for the 
first time so might be I 
was nervousness and did 
something wrong....
Oh it’s Apple’s | Android’s Fault 
• I proved that I am a 
good … Noooo… The 
best Developer. 
• I found bug in Apple | 
A...
Is it mentioned in Guidelines? 
• Oh it’s not even 
mentioned in Reviews 
Guidelines Document. 
• If it’s not there then h...
Annndddd……. Who’s mind behind this? 
• I guess.. In this point 
there is no need of 
explanation. 
• All are smart people....
Rachana Dhabalia
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How Your Developers Defense Their Selves When Their Work Doesn’t Work

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Are you a Developer? Or handling any Developer in your company? Or working with Developer for your project? Watever reason it is but if from any side if you are working with Developers then you must go through this presentation and you will know how Developers gives excuses and you would love it after end of the presentation.

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How Your Developers Defense Their Selves When Their Work Doesn’t Work

  1. 1. How Your Developers Defense Their Selves When Their Work Doesn’t Work Have stories to tell about excuses employees make when they're tardy for work? I've heard lots of strange, fabricated, wild, crazy excuses about why employees are tardy for work. Created By: Rachana Dhabalia
  2. 2. I didn’t write these code • Mistake Found and…. • Sir, I didn’t write these code. • Don’t know how this error comes..?? • And then Developers are like…………….. By: Rachana Dhabalia
  3. 3. Tasted and Performed.. All Checked.. Done • Performance testing is highly subjective. • It’s kind of like the kid who says he cleaned his room, but instead simply stashed all his dirty clothes under the bed. By: Rachana Dhabalia
  4. 4. Not Possible.. It’s fast on my Machine • How its possible Sir..?? It’s Fast on my Machine. • Developers tend to live in a (high-performance) bubble. Users typically aren’t on the latest hardware and generally have slower Internet connections. By: Rachana Dhabalia
  5. 5. Bug… What you talking? I didn’t find • Bug….. The main problem for developers • Either they didn’t find it or they are like.. “What is his problem? It’s a matter of a second and client is like I did a crime.” By: Rachana Dhabalia
  6. 6. Chill..We’ll fix it post production • One Side Boss and Other Side Client But For Developers there is third Side too on which there is TL. • Boss says ”we have to release his project anyhow.” • Client says “ I want this and this and this too.. “ • TL says “ I found this error.” • So Developers find their way and says “ I will complete it after project release.” By: Rachana Dhabalia
  7. 7. Go and Ask Designers • In the 99% of the time, the problem it’s yours, not the client. • Developers are tired of hearing from clients and from Respective Boss. • And then The answer is.. “ I am done with my work. This is not in my area. It’s Designer’s fault.” By: Rachana Dhabalia
  8. 8. Requirement is really not clear.. What to do? • Is these Requirements? • I didn’t get it. • what process is followed when the SRS requirement is not clear. • What steps should be taken to perform the test cases and execution. By: Rachana Dhabalia
  9. 9. It’s the platform’s fault • Techies love to bash the platform or another vendor for performance problems. • But there’s always something you can fix in your own environment to improve performance. By: Rachana Dhabalia
  10. 10. It’s my First time..So…!! • Oh I am doing it for the first time so might be I was nervousness and did something wrong. • You never do anything for the first time? Are you born experienced? By: Rachana Dhabalia
  11. 11. Oh it’s Apple’s | Android’s Fault • I proved that I am a good … Noooo… The best Developer. • I found bug in Apple | Android. • Hey you.. Yes it’s Apple’s Fault. By: Rachana Dhabalia
  12. 12. Is it mentioned in Guidelines? • Oh it’s not even mentioned in Reviews Guidelines Document. • If it’s not there then how can I do it? By: Rachana Dhabalia
  13. 13. Annndddd……. Who’s mind behind this? • I guess.. In this point there is no need of explanation. • All are smart people. By: Rachana Dhabalia
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