Marriages Sets & Upsets

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Marriages Sets & Upsets

  1. 1. Marriage: Sets and upsets Help meMarriages are made in heaven but performed on earthMarch 8, 2011Disclaimer: All opinions expressed here are mine and does not reflect the Firm’s outlook in anycaseGurpreet Singh
  2. 2. What is Marriage? Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus So,Marriage is a Marriagesbond arebetween 3 performed onplanets earth Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  3. 3. Marriage: Typesa) Love marriageb) Arranged Marriage Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  4. 4. Marriage: Types (Reality) a) Love marriage Man himself comes in front of a running car b) Arranged Marriage Here, the Man is hit by a running car in the back Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  5. 5. Marriage: The X Factor Syndrome The Woman The Man (Wife) (Husband) (Divergence (Divergence Curve) Curve) Marriage (The Happiness point) The Woman The Man (Strangers) (Strangers)(Convergence (Convergence Curve) Curve) Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  6. 6. Weapons of mass destructionAK47 // M6 Nuclear Explosion B 2 Bomber Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  7. 7. Weapons of mass destruction▪ These weapons are outdated. Now, these weapons are replaced with the new ones Outdated Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  8. 8. Weapons of mass destruction(NEW) What MEN think!1) Rolling Pin LatestRed means danger Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  9. 9. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)2) Frying Pan Latest Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  10. 10. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)3) TV Queen: Ekta Kapoor Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  11. 11. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)4) Shopping - Sale Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  12. 12. Weapons of mass destructionPriority-wise Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  13. 13. Marriage: what WOMEN think!Some Prince charming would come on a horse But, this happens only in cartoon films Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  14. 14. Actually, this happensMarried I love yousince 7days Of course,Married I love you.since 7months If I hadn’tMarried loved you,since 7 I’d have gone away.years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  15. 15. Actually, this happens Darling,Married your mother issince 7 on the phonedays It’s for you !Marriedsince 7monthsMarried PhOOOOne !since 7years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  16. 16. Actually, this happens Completely AgreeMarried with you!since 7days I don’t agree!Marriedsince 7months Are you stupidMarried Or what ???since 7years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  17. 17. Actually, this happens You lookMarried beautifulsince 7 in that dressdays A newMarried dresssince 7 AGAIN ?monthsMarriedsince 7 How much ?years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  18. 18. Actually, this happens AMarried Flowersince 7days AMarried Caulisince 7 FlowermonthsMarriedsince 7 Cactus Floweryears Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  19. 19. Mantras for a happy married life1) Love, respect and give the required breathing space to your spouse2) Always have a smile on your face while saying ‘Mummy JI’ to your Mother-in-law3) Never forget to celebrate these 3 dates: Marriage anniversary,Valentines day, Wife’s b’day, Father-in law’s bday, Mother-in-law’s bday and so on…. 4) Never marry a Scrum-coach else your family planning session would turn into a Sprint planning one5) Lastly: always take your wife in the loop while preparing such PPTs which can be ‘Risky’ for your personal life P.S.: I am happily married Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
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