COM251 Final Presentation: Persuasive Speech

2. BABIES <3 <3 <3
I love babies ;) <3 &hearts; <3

3. ALLBABIESAREADORABLE & PRECIOUS <3

4. FALSE.
Very, very false.

5. Balding at 1? Gross. Get
EXHIBIT A: it together, baby.
Head
Wtf
disproportionate
happened to
to body
it‟s ears?
No
eyebrows
Generic sense
? Eww…
of style
Morbidly
obese.
It‟s called
Dumb walking, infa
expression nt, learn it.
on face
Drooling? Ugh.

6. ANATOMY OF THE “MIRACLE” OF “BIRTH”
Discolored & unfocused Loud
Slimy
Greasy
Way too
small
Squishy
Total
moocher
Green? Eww.
Sick!

7. OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BABIES;
They can‟t take care of
themselves
They‟re really needy

What good
are these if
they never
What a helpless
use „em?
fool

8. They cry a lot
Does this look cute to you?
They‟re messy eaters

Awkward to eat with in

public
Disgusting!

9. T cockblocker
otal
They scare off potential mates

10. hella dumb.
They‟re
(and not in the good way)

What‟s 1 + 1, foo?

11. IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME

12. OVERVIEW
Not all babies are cute

FACT: most are not.

Go ahead and cry about it, baby.