BABIES <3 <3 <3
I love babies ;) <3 &hearts; <3
ALLBABIESAREADORABLE & PRECIOUS <3
FALSE.
  Very, very false.
Balding at 1? Gross. Get

EXHIBIT A:        it together, baby.

                     Head
            Wtf
                ...
ANATOMY OF THE “MIRACLE” OF “BIRTH”
   Discolored & unfocused         Loud
                                               ...
OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BABIES;
  They can‟t take care of
     themselves
          They‟re really needy
      



...
They cry a lot

                                  Does this look cute to you?




    They‟re messy eaters

        Awkw...
T cockblocker
   otal

They scare off potential mates
hella dumb.
They‟re
      (and not in the good way)
  




                                  What‟s 1 + 1, foo?
IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME
OVERVIEW
    Not all babies are cute

        FACT: most are not.
    




                              Go ahead and cr...
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I Love Babies

  1. 1. BABIES <3 <3 <3 I love babies ;) <3 &hearts; <3
  2. 2. ALLBABIESAREADORABLE & PRECIOUS <3
  3. 3. FALSE. Very, very false.
  4. 4. Balding at 1? Gross. Get EXHIBIT A: it together, baby. Head Wtf disproportionate happened to to body it‟s ears? No eyebrows Generic sense ? Eww… of style Morbidly obese. It‟s called Dumb walking, infa expression nt, learn it. on face Drooling? Ugh.
  5. 5. ANATOMY OF THE “MIRACLE” OF “BIRTH” Discolored & unfocused Loud Slimy Greasy Way too small Squishy Total moocher Green? Eww. Sick!
  6. 6. OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BABIES; They can‟t take care of themselves They‟re really needy  What good are these if they never What a helpless use „em? fool
  7. 7. They cry a lot Does this look cute to you? They‟re messy eaters  Awkward to eat with in  public Disgusting!
  8. 8. T cockblocker otal They scare off potential mates
  9. 9. hella dumb. They‟re (and not in the good way)  What‟s 1 + 1, foo?
  10. 10. IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME
  11. 11. OVERVIEW Not all babies are cute  FACT: most are not.  Go ahead and cry about it, baby.

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