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Viereckige Eier Deutsche Bank

  1. 1. GLÜCKSWITZ .... NUR DAS LESEN DIESES WITZES BRINGT GLÜCK ! (MAL GUCKEN OB`S STIMMT).
  2. 2. <ul><li>Eines Tages ging eine ältere Dame mit einer Tasche voller Geld in die Deutsche Bank. </li></ul><ul><li>Am Schalter beharrte sie darauf einzig und allein mit dem Vorstandsvorsitzenden der Bank zu sprechen, um ein Sparbuch zu eröffnen, „verstehen Sie bitte ...., es geht um sehr viel Geld“. </li></ul><ul><li>Nach vielem diskutieren liessen sie die Dame zum Vorstand – der Kunde ist König. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>Der Vorstand fragte nach der Geldmenge, die die Dame einzahlen wolle. Sie sagte ihm, dass es sich um 10 Millionen € handle. </li></ul><ul><li>Sie leerte die Tasche vor ihm aus. </li></ul><ul><li>Natürlich packte den Vorstand die Neugier nach der Herkunft des Geldes. </li></ul><ul><li>„ Liebe Dame, mich überrascht es, dass sie so viel Geld bei sich haben – wie haben Sie das geschafft?“ </li></ul><ul><li>Die ältere Dame antwortete ihm „Ganz einfach. Ich wette“. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>„ Wetten?“, fragte der Vorstand „Was für Wetten?“. </li></ul><ul><li>Die ältere Dame antwortete: Na ja, so alles mögliche. Zum Beispiel, wette ich mit Ihnen um 25.000 €, dass ihre Eier quadratisch sind!“ </li></ul><ul><li>Der Bankvorstand brach daraufhin in lautes Gelächter aus und sagte: </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>„ Das ist doch lächerlich! Auf diese Art und Weise können Sie doch niemals so viel verdienen.“ </li></ul><ul><li>„ Nun ja, ich sagte bereits, dass ich auf diese Art und Weise mein Geld verdiene. Wären Sie bereit die Wette einzugehen?“ </li></ul><ul><li>„ Selbstverständlich“, antwortete dieser. </li></ul><ul><li>(Es ging in der Tat ja um viel Geld). </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Ich wette also um 25.000 €, dass meine Eier nicht quadratisch sind.“ </li></ul><ul><li>Die ältere Dame antwortete „Abgemacht, aber da es hier um sehr viel Geld geht, könnte ich da Morgen um 10.00 Uhr mit meinem Anwalt vorbei schauen, damit wir einen Zeugen haben?“ </li></ul><ul><li>„ Klar!“, der Vorstand war einverstanden. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>Die Nacht drauf war der Vorstand schon sehr nervös und verbrachte viele Stunden damit, seine Eier genauestens zu überprüfen. Von der einen und der anderen Seite. </li></ul><ul><li>Letzten Endes verhalf ihm ein total blödsinniger Test zur 100%igen Überzeugung. Er würde die Wette gewinnen, ganz sicher. </li></ul><ul><li>Am nächsten Morgen, um 10.00 Uhr kam dann die alte Dame mit ihrem Anwalt zur Bank. </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>Sie stellte beide Herren vor und wiederholte die Wette über 25.000 €. </li></ul><ul><li>Der Vorstand akzeptierte die Wette erneut, dass seine Eier nicht quadratisch wären. </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>Daraufhin bat ihn die alte Dame doch die Hose herunter zu lassen, um sich die Sache mal anzuschauen. </li></ul><ul><li>Der Bankvorstand liess seine Hosen runter. Die ältere Dame näherte sich, guckte sich in aller Ruhe die Sache an und fragte dann vorsichtig an, ob sie sie denn berühren dürfe. </li></ul><ul><li>Bedenken Sie bitte, dass es um sehr viel Geld geht. </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>„ Na gut“ sagte der Vorstand überzeugt.“, 25.000 € sind es wert und ich kann gut verstehen, dass sie da ganz sicher gehen wollen.“ </li></ul><ul><li>Die ältere Dame näherte sich daraufhin weiter und wiegte die Kugeln der Begierde in ihrer Hand. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>Daraufhin bemerkte der Vorstand, dass der Anwalt angefangen hatte, seinen Kopf gegen die Wand zu schlagen. </li></ul><ul><li>Der Vorstand fragte daraufhin die Alte, „Was ist denn mit ihrem Anwalt los?“ </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>Diese antwortete: “Nichts, ich habe lediglich mit ihm um 1.000.000 € gewettet, dass ich heute um 10.00 Uhr die Eier des Vorstandsvorsitzenden der Deutschen Bank in der Hand halten würde.“ </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>Beachte: </li></ul><ul><li>Die Herkunft dieses Witzes ist unbekannt, aber es bringt jedem Glück, der ihn weiter verschickt. Die Person, die es unterbricht soll viel Pech haben. </li></ul><ul><li>Also, bewahre diesen Witz nicht auf. Das Einzige, was Du zu tun hast, ist diesen Witz an 5 Freunde/Bekannte, denen Du viel Glück wünschst, weiterzuschicken. </li></ul><ul><li>Du wirst sehen, dass Dir in den nächsten vier Tagen etwas Gutes widerfahren wird, wenn Du diese Kette nicht unterbrichst. </li></ul><ul><li>VIEL GLÜCK ! ! ! </li></ul>

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