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Malware

  1. 1. A CURIOUS PRESENTATION CONCERNING MALWARE<br />Shaun Hargreaves presents...<br />PROPERTY OF QUERKMACHINE INTERNATIONAL 2010<br />
  2. 2. MALWAREIS A COMPOSITE WORD<br />Malicious Software<br />Malware<br />=<br />
  3. 3. MALWARE IS BAD<br />
  4. 4. MALWARE IS AN IMMIGRANT<br />Most of it comes from China.<br />You know what those people get up to, those things aren’t natural.<br />Shaoxing<br />
  5. 5. MALWAREIS A MASTER OF DISGUISE<br />Viruses<br />Worms<br />Rootkits<br />Spyware<br />Trojans<br />
  6. 6. MALWAREUSED TO BE HARMLESS<br />People wrote viruses for laughs.<br />Some of them still do, in fact.<br />I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU<br />
  7. 7. MALWAREIS ARMED AND DANGEROUS<br />If you come into contact with malware, you should contact your local anti-virus software and under no circumstances try to approach or reason with it.<br />Tom<br />Jeremy<br />Dick<br />
  8. 8. BANG!<br />KER<br />MALWAREDOESN’T LIKE THE DOCTOR<br />
  9. 9. MALWAREIS QUITE OLD<br />The first piece of malware to operate over the Internet was the “Internet Worm” (what an imaginative name) in 1988.<br />It nearly killed the Internet, you know.<br />Before that, malware was spread by infecting floppy disks and other such things of that kind. You know.<br />
  10. 10. MALWAREIS ONE SMART BASTARD<br />It can make your computer turn into anything from a zombie to a brick.<br />Bet you can’t do that.<br />
  11. 11. MALWARECAN HAVE PUPPIES<br />PUPs (or Greyware) are programs that aren’t malware, but are still undesirable, thus PUP – potentially unwanted program.<br />For example, adware doesn’t do anything but serve pop-ups. But it’s still pissing annoying and hard to get rid of.<br />(LIKE NORTON ANTI-VIRUS...)<br />Not a PUP<br />
  12. 12. MALWAREDID 9/11<br />It didn’t really, but fearmongering is a good way to get stuff done. <br />George Bush taught me that.<br />
  13. 13. MALWAREIS MALWARE IS MALWARE<br />Sometimes malware comes with malware.<br />Trojans can contain adware, which in turn have spyware installed with them.<br />Fuck...<br />
  14. 14. THE<br />END<br />PROPERTY OF QUERKMACHINE INTERNATIONAL 2010<br />

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