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5d charles

  1. 1. Charles Me, Myself, and I
  2. 2. On My B-Day <ul><li>On the day I was born, a lot of things happened. The day and month was a famous poet named Syd Hoff’s birthday too. It was a full moon on my birthday. Bread was only about a quarter back then. A birthday can have a lot of details, but I didn’t even tell a tenth of it. </li></ul>
  3. 4. Life At My Age <ul><li>At my age, this is me. I have short hair and have a few freckles, my eyes are blue, and I have a cowlick. Some things I am like other people because I like to have fun playing sports. Things I am different are I like soccer and not many other people do. The most unusual thing about me is I sometimes take long showers and sometimes short ones. What bothers me the most is my sister when she is home. Ostriches make me happy. I value my dog. That is my life now. </li></ul>
  4. 5. Life As Me <ul><li>In my life, a lot of things go on. I like rock music. My favorite TV shows would be Man vs. Wild, my favorite movie, Finding Private Ryan. I like Call of Duty games best of all video games. I don’t like Star Wars very much, I want to shoot SpongeBob. I usually wear cces dress code at school; at home I wear shorts and T-shirts. I have short hair. That’s a little bit of me. </li></ul><ul><li>At school it is pretty boring-half the time. I am in classes the whole time. I don’t like some classes. School is important because education is important. Someone that gives me a hard time is DDA-those are his initials. Usually I just ignore him though. Out of school I play soccer, basketball, and sometimes air soft with my friends. That’s what an average week is like for me. </li></ul><ul><li>Out of school I have a lot of fun. I do soccer. I am in boy scouts. I don’t have much, but I collect soccer balls. I think girls are strange, because they laugh way too much at any random thing. The laughing really confuses me. In the future I think I might join the navy or marines everything except that would be the same. That is what I think and do out of school. </li></ul>
  5. 6. Bragging Is Fun <ul><li>Bragging is fun, so it’s time to brag. When I was eight, I won the Boy Scout pinewood dirbee. My car was in second at the final race, but moved up. Then it moved back. When it was just moving up again, I was neck and neck with the second place car, and then the race was over. My car made third place. That paragraph made me think bragging is much more fun. </li></ul>
  6. 7. I Want To Do That <ul><li>Fly a plane to Japan </li></ul><ul><li>Make Dwayne Johnson cry </li></ul><ul><li>Put Chuck Norris in a headlock </li></ul><ul><li>Get a pet ostrich </li></ul><ul><li>Know every word of every language </li></ul><ul><li>Slam dunk a basketball </li></ul><ul><li>Be an ostrich rider </li></ul><ul><li>Kill a deer with only a pocket knife </li></ul><ul><li>Go to Canada to eat Canadian bacon </li></ul><ul><li>Get paid thousands of dollars for no reason </li></ul><ul><li>Grow a mustache </li></ul><ul><li>Fight a yeti </li></ul><ul><li>Shoot SpongeBob </li></ul><ul><li>Eat all of the worlds pineapples </li></ul><ul><li>Own an ostrich ranch </li></ul><ul><li>Get an ostrich to attack George Lucas </li></ul>
  7. 8. My favorite song <ul><li>A song that describes me is bad day because I usually have a bad day. </li></ul>