This document outlines various "laws" related to common experiences and occurrences. Some of the laws mentioned include: - Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. - Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. - Bell's Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring. - Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will. - Wooly's law: When you are working late, the boss will never be around.

1. Rules for which reasons are
not-known ...
The rules however, always Work.....

2. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical
Repair:
After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

3. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.

4. Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.

5. Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you use the excuse that you
were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you
will actually have a flat tire.

6. O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

7. Bell's Theorem:
As soon as the body is immersed
fully in the bathtub, the telephone
will ring.

8. Rubys Principle of Close
Encounters:
The probability of meeting
someone you know increases
when you are in a situation
where you do not want to be
seen by anybody.

9. Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to the
repairman that a machine doesn't
work, it will.

10. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reachability of
the area.

11. Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose
seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

12. Hiten Raja’s Law on weight loss :
 When you have a 50 gram bar of Chocolate
you will put on 1 Kilogramme of weight on
your hips.

13. Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup
of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.

14. Wooly's law:
When you are working late, the
boss will never be around. When
you are surfing the net the boss will
always drop by.