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Siffler

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Siffler

  1. 1. Un beau jour d‘été, un type monte dans un train et s'assoit en face d'une jeune femme magnifique qui porte une mini jupe minuscule.  
  2. 2. Le type ne peut s'empêcher de remarquer que la femme ne porte pas de culotte, et le pauvre diable ne peut pas quitter des yeux l'entre-jambes de la jeune femme.
  3. 3. Soudain elle lui dit "Je vois que vous regardez mon vagin" Et lui répond: "c'est vrai, mais c'est difficile de ne pas regarder alors que vous ne portez pas de culotte !"
  4. 4. Quelques kilomètres plus loin la femme lui dit: "Regardez attentivement,je vais vous faire un clin d'oeil" Et effectivement avec un mouvement musculaire le vagin imite un clin d'oeil parfait ! Le type est stupéfait !
  5. 5. "Maintenant regardez à nouveau", lui dit la femme, "je vais vous faire un bisou". A nouveau, elle fait une contorsion musculaire et le vagin imite une bouche donnant un baiser parfait
  6. 6. Le type n'en peut plus ! La femme lui dit alors: "Viens et assois- toi ici à côté de moi ... et mets-moi 2 doigts".
  7. 7. Le type incrédule lui répond: "Quoi, vous savez aussi siffler ???!!!"
  8. 8. Vu sur humourpps.com

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