Ouch! When they were walking down the road Jimmy was hit by a flying boulder.
Run Tommy! In their search for the evil Martians Tommy was hit by a rolling boulder.
With their number down to two the men walked to the King of Dumdums. We need men to fight the evil Martians but our number is so few All my Dum knights are out saving the hamsters daughter so if you help them I’ll give you forty men. OK
BOOM!! They saw a ship and shot bombs at it but it wasn’t the martains it was the king of england.
The Martains were in a submarine and were off the coast of Kukumunga. BOOM! Oh ****! It’s not them ether!
After blowing up the king of England and the queen of France they were ashamed mainly because they farted when Pam Anderson came aboard and it drove her off! Hey big boy! FART! PEE YOU! You nasty retard!
After that they went to Dog land to get the Martians. But met Turkey the Dragons Hi Turkey!
They saw the army and went to the bunker and set up!