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my life

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my life

  1. 1. Mein Kampf<br />I don’t need subtitles, I’m dubbed<br />By Matt Defoor<br />
  2. 2. FAQs? WHY ARE YOU SO NOSY???<br />How do you want to die?<br />Same way I was brought into the world – naked, screaming, covered in someone else’s blood<br />What is your preferred way of relieving stress?<br />Slapping an orphan, or in a pinch, kicking a puppy<br />What is your genetic lineage? <br />Cajun/Irish. I’m a drunk who has a recipe for any of his pets. <br />
  3. 3. Part I of Global Domination -5 Years from Now<br />Get into the Nursing Program<br />Systematically eliminate my competition<br />Graduate with Honors<br />Hide the bodies<br />
  4. 4. Global Domination II, The Revenge. Coming to you in 10+ years<br />Become a Nurse Practitioner<br />Open my own clinic<br />Win lotto<br />Buy super-secret island equipped with Tiki bar and evil lair<br />Write memoirs<br />
  5. 5. My life<br />

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