There once was an old couple that had their own
banana store in India. They were known all over the
world for their ﬁnest, quality bananas.
It was the middle of banana season for the old
couple. Queens and kings from all over the world
wanted atleast one bunch of bananas for their guests.
One night a cheeky monkey slipped through the window
and smashed the back door that led to the banana room.
The old couple didn't hear the loud smash the monkey
made as he stomped through to the room.
The old woman didn't hear the crash because she had ear
plugs in because she was convinced that the old man
snored. The old man didn't hear the crash because he was
half deaf. The monkey ate two bananas that night and He
left the banana skins on the ﬂoor!
When the old couple woke up the woman went to
go make breakfast and the man went for his Daily
On the way into
the banana room
the man slipped
over the two
banana skins. How
thought to himself
what he had seen
to his wife over
The next night the old woman stayed out as a
watch dog but She fell to sleep before the monkey
came again though.
The old woman
couldn't keep her eyes
open for much longer!!
In the morning the woman explained what
happened. The man declared "we need to come up
with a plan. "
"We should get one of the best
bananas and take the banana
out and replace it with a
pickle," the man babbled
That afternoon the man got one banana and
one pickle. He peeled the banana and put it in
his mouth. He got the pickle and put it in the
bananas skin before sealing it with glue.
Instructions how to put a pickle in a banana skin
Insert the pickle
Seal the skin
That night the old couple stayed up until
the monkey came. It crept into the
banana room and took out four bananas.
It ate the one with the pickle first! It
didn't even notice that it was a pickle.
Pwhhhh the monkey spat the pickle
across the room and jumped out the
window never to be seen again!