August 12-18 Sevierville Events Center PolishingthePulpit.com
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“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever asked the question, ‘So how did you get the bike up into the treehouse  anyway?’…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever gagged while changing a diaper…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you should have gagged, but didn’t…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had more frogs in your house than the Egyptians during the 2 nd  plague…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever rescued a cat from being baptized…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If a wooden spoon has ever served as a ‘board of education’ at your house…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever like had to like take like a cell phone like away from like a teenager…”   like V
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever spelled out words just to keep a secret…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever literally thrown clothes away because they smelled so bad…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever thought, ‘As a matter of fact, I CAN tell you how to get to Sesame Street’…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you truly do know the point where your ‘wits end?’…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had enough chocolate on the seats of your car to make Willy Wonka green with envy…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever wished Dora, Miguel and that stupid monkey would quit exploring…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever told anyone something “for the last time”…
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If there are days when even Calgon couldn’t take you far enough away…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you have ‘Toys R Us’ on your speedial…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If there have ever been days when you think solitary confinement in the state penitentiary just mig...
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve spent more time at McDonald’s than Ronald himself…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to evict Batman and Robin just to find a place to lie down…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever played ‘Candyland’ to the point that you never want to see another piece of peppermi...
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you can eat with one hand and clean up after your sick child with the other…”
“ You Might Be… If…” “ If your house has ever been so dirty it would make Mr. Clean grow hair…”
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Smoky Mountain Marriage Retreat: You might be married with children if..

  1. 1. August 12-18 Sevierville Events Center PolishingthePulpit.com
  2. 2. Welcome! Some images had to be removed for copyright purposes.
  3. 4. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever asked the question, ‘So how did you get the bike up into the treehouse anyway?’…”
  4. 5. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever gagged while changing a diaper…”
  5. 6. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you should have gagged, but didn’t…”
  6. 7. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had more frogs in your house than the Egyptians during the 2 nd plague…”
  7. 8. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever rescued a cat from being baptized…”
  8. 9. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If a wooden spoon has ever served as a ‘board of education’ at your house…”
  9. 10. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever like had to like take like a cell phone like away from like a teenager…” like V
  10. 11. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever spelled out words just to keep a secret…”
  11. 12. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever literally thrown clothes away because they smelled so bad…”
  12. 13. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever thought, ‘As a matter of fact, I CAN tell you how to get to Sesame Street’…”
  13. 14. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you truly do know the point where your ‘wits end?’…”
  14. 15. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had enough chocolate on the seats of your car to make Willy Wonka green with envy…”
  15. 16. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever wished Dora, Miguel and that stupid monkey would quit exploring…”
  16. 17. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever told anyone something “for the last time”…
  17. 18. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If there are days when even Calgon couldn’t take you far enough away…”
  18. 19. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you have ‘Toys R Us’ on your speedial…”
  19. 20. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If there have ever been days when you think solitary confinement in the state penitentiary just might not be too high a price to pay…”
  20. 21. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve spent more time at McDonald’s than Ronald himself…”
  21. 22. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to evict Batman and Robin just to find a place to lie down…”
  22. 23. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever played ‘Candyland’ to the point that you never want to see another piece of peppermint as long as you live…”
  23. 24. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you can eat with one hand and clean up after your sick child with the other…”
  24. 25. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If your house has ever been so dirty it would make Mr. Clean grow hair…”
  25. 26. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever embarrassed your 10-year old by walking him to the bus stop in your robe and curlers…”
  26. 27. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had a bald-headed Barbie around your house…”
  27. 28. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever wanted to snatch Barbie bald yourself…”
  28. 29. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If every meal in your home includes macaroni & cheese in some fashion…”
  29. 30. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to ‘surgically’ remove foreign objects from nasal or auditory canals… ”
  30. 31. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you know the exact amount of blood loss that it takes before an emergency room visit is required… ”
  31. 32. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever changed a diaper and thought ‘Someone has gut-shot Pepe LePew’…”
  32. 33. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’re thinking right now, ‘Why, the smell of a gut-shot skunk isn’t all THAT bad!…”
  33. 34. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever removed the high heels of Princess Aurora and tucked her carefully into bed…”
  34. 35. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, even though yours was broken worse…”
  35. 36. “ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever been the proudest man or woman on earth!…”
  36. 39. “ A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To Being Married All These Years…” Short funny story from your marriage Obtain sheets from Jeanny Turn in by 1:00 p.m. Thursday
  37. 40. Welcome!
  38. 41. Welcome! Jim Dearman Chattanooga, Tennessee Glenn Colley Huntsville, Alabama

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