iPhone apps you must own
Or
WTF iPhone apps you must
never tell your spouse you
     spent money on
The Belgian Constitution
59p
Yes or No
59p
Angry Scot
Real comment from
       real punter


“The only funny bit is ‘This is crap’”
59p
Speakin’ Jamaican
59p
iPee
59p
Manpoke
POKE
POKE
POKE
The world is convulsed with
     economic crisis
Manpoke: 59p
Next
Oh God it burns
Babies
That’s it
Just babies
Hundreds of babies
“All the babies you will ever
       want to look at!”
“More babies every day!”
I suspect this may be illegal in
       some countries
Real comment from
    real punter
 if you look at enough babies, you are more
 likely to have them. its a fertility app, s...
59p
Babies (Free)
Free
THERE APPEARS TO BE NO
FUNCTIONAL DIFFERENCE
   BETWEEN THE TWO
Next
Kiss Me
Real comment from
    real punter

        “It’s not that I can’t kiss,
it’s just that it doesn’t acutally work”
         ...
59p
Are we nearly there yet?
iPropose
Yeah, that’ll work
Lesbian & gay editions also
         available
59p
Do you have trouble dropping
           logs?
Drop It
Drop It features both brown noise and the brown
note. The brown noise is an infrasound frequency that
is said to cause hum...
59p
I think we’ve got
   the idea now
30%
9 x 59p = £5.31
Apple’s cut = £1.59
And people say Steve Jobs
 has no sense of humour
Creative play
Next
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iPhone apps you must own

  1. 1. iPhone apps you must own
  2. 2. Or
  3. 3. WTF iPhone apps you must never tell your spouse you spent money on
  4. 4. The Belgian Constitution
  5. 5. 59p
  6. 6. Yes or No
  7. 7. 59p
  8. 8. Angry Scot
  9. 9. Real comment from real punter “The only funny bit is ‘This is crap’”
  10. 10. 59p
  11. 11. Speakin’ Jamaican
  12. 12. 59p
  13. 13. iPee
  14. 14. 59p
  15. 15. Manpoke
  16. 16. POKE
  17. 17. POKE
  18. 18. POKE
  19. 19. The world is convulsed with economic crisis
  20. 20. Manpoke: 59p
  21. 21. Next
  22. 22. Oh God it burns
  23. 23. Babies
  24. 24. That’s it
  25. 25. Just babies
  26. 26. Hundreds of babies
  27. 27. “All the babies you will ever want to look at!”
  28. 28. “More babies every day!”
  29. 29. I suspect this may be illegal in some countries
  30. 30. Real comment from real punter if you look at enough babies, you are more likely to have them. its a fertility app, stupid. there is nothing silly about this. i am dead serious. seriously. not funny. baby imagery makes you have babies. serious.
  31. 31. 59p
  32. 32. Babies (Free)
  33. 33. Free
  34. 34. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO FUNCTIONAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO
  35. 35. Next
  36. 36. Kiss Me
  37. 37. Real comment from real punter “It’s not that I can’t kiss, it’s just that it doesn’t acutally work” (sic)
  38. 38. 59p
  39. 39. Are we nearly there yet?
  40. 40. iPropose
  41. 41. Yeah, that’ll work
  42. 42. Lesbian & gay editions also available
  43. 43. 59p
  44. 44. Do you have trouble dropping logs?
  45. 45. Drop It
  46. 46. Drop It features both brown noise and the brown note. The brown noise is an infrasound frequency that is said to cause humans to lose control of their bowels and start rolling logs due to resonance. If you just went in the last 11 mins, you should just fart a few times. If you just fart even though you haven't went yet then the effect may not be as strong on you. Make sure it's loud. Don't forget to shake your iPhone to flush!
  47. 47. 59p
  48. 48. I think we’ve got the idea now
  49. 49. 30%
  50. 50. 9 x 59p = £5.31 Apple’s cut = £1.59
  51. 51. And people say Steve Jobs has no sense of humour
  52. 52. Creative play
  53. 53. Next

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