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  1. 1. Celebration of CharlesOlas-a Dedication to Dena Leone Olas<br />An unbiased Side-by-Side Comparison ofLas Vegas versus Atlantic City<br />
  2. 2. Chuck and Dena pictures<br />
  3. 3. Chuck in Vegas, smiling and such<br />
  4. 4. Las Vegas Vs Atlantic City<br />World Class Gambling<br />Crime Ridden SLumHole<br />Ghettos<br />
  5. 5. Price Statistics: Vegas vs AC<br />AC Hotel: $250/night<br />AC Buffet: $19.99<br />Vegas: $135/night<br />Vegas Buffet: $0.00<br />
  6. 6. Weather Statistics<br />Clark County (Las Vegas) (03/31/10 – 03/31/11)<br />13 occurrences high wind<br />7 occurrences lightning<br />5 occurrences heavy rain<br />Atlantic County (Atlantic City) (03/31/10-03/31/11)<br />2 occurrences hurricane<br />17 occurrences blizzard/heavy snow<br />1 astronomical high tide (flood)<br />1 occurrence tornado<br />30 occurrences strong wind<br />12 occurrences heavy snow<br />
  7. 7. Drowning deaths attacks<br />Nevada Drowning Deaths per year average<br />31<br />Atlantic City Drowning Deaths average<br />90<br />3x more than Las Vegas<br />Shark attacks by State<br />New Jersey<br />17 attacks<br />8th in USA<br />Nevada<br />Zero shark attacks<br /><br />
  8. 8. Racial Demographics<br />Atlantic City<br />White Persons: 26.7% (22% estimated dirty guidos)<br />Black Persons: 44.2%<br />Las Vegas<br />White persons: 69.9%<br />Black Persons: 10.4%<br /><br />
  9. 9. The Jersey Shore<br />Seriously New Jersey?<br />
  10. 10. Safety First! Regional Hospitals<br />Las Vegas<br /> 10<br />Atlantic City<br /> 1<br />
  11. 11. Bob will not go to AC, voice of reason<br />Chuck is 29 years old. This is largely due to Bob Foster and Scott Baxter<br />More largely due to Bob Foster<br />Bob is the voice of reason. He will be there to guide us through the city.<br />Bob is there to make sure bad ideas remain ideas, not turn into reality<br />IMPORTANT: Bob will NOT be making a trip to Atlantic City. It is important that Bob attend a bachelor party for one of his best friends. It is important for all parties involved!<br />
  12. 12. Vegas 5 hours 55 minutes (example)<br />AC 6 hours, 57 minutes<br />Travel TimeAC vs Vegas<br />Vegas is practically closer to home!<br />
  13. 13. Driving Vs Flying Safety<br />
  14. 14. Dena Pampering<br />It Is important that Dena gets pampered while Chuck is away. We consider it our absolute responsibility that she gets properly taken care of. To Be Determined!<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />
  15. 15. Marriage success statistics<br />
  16. 16. Poker<br />Chuck absolutely loves playing Poker.<br />Vegas poker is extremely fun and lively<br />Atlantic City Poker is sickly and limp-dicked, due to lack of tourism<br />
  17. 17. Last time ever<br />
  18. 18. Keeping in touch with family<br />Chuck loves Dena and Audra very much. He is anxious to talk to them every day. The hosts of his party promise to make sure that he always has access to communication with them.<br />In 2011, we have access to many forms of communication<br />Chuck pledges to keep excellent communication with his family <br />Chuck will keep in touch via many forms of media<br />Facebook<br />America’s #1 social media website<br />Cell Phone<br />Skype<br />Room phone<br />
  19. 19. Taking care of family<br />Chuck will make all arrangements for his family.<br />Place to stay<br />Ways to feel secure and safe<br />Babysitter if Dena needs a break from Audra<br />Dena sitter if Audra needs a break from Dena<br />Emergency contact<br />Emergency plan to get home<br />Ice cream<br />
  20. 20. Pre-bachELOR party<br />As excited as we are to share in the beautiful union of Chuck and Dena, we realize that we are not the only ones who want to celebrate<br />We will work with Jim to have a small celebration locally so Chuck’s relatives and close friends can have a beer with him.<br />
  21. 21. Golf course comparison<br />Not even close<br />Atlantic City<br />NOTE: Those are mini golf courses,<br />AC has no grass amongst it’s slums and run down casinos<br />Las Vegas<br />NOTE: Vegas is known for some of the world’s best golfing<br />
  22. 22. Football Season?<br />We’d like to go during football season.<br />Watching football in a leather recliner with a beer, buddies, food and some money on the line is one of the ultimate forms of male expression.<br />He’s going to be spending a lifetime of Sundays with you and Audra. He’d better make the best of this game.<br />He’s a Dolphins fan, he needs something to get him excited.<br />
  23. 23. Strip Clubs and Chicks<br />You’ve known us for years now. You know we never go to strip clubs. We just want a chance to be drunk idiots.<br />You also know that no girls talk to us when we’re drinking, nor do we talk to them. We are shamelessly self-involved with being a bunch of teenagers<br />Cheating? Let’s not kid here, Chuck is past his prime, has no game and would never cheat on you in a million years. This bullet is almost laughable.<br />
  24. 24. Last chance<br />Chuck understands that he won’t have another chance to go to Las Vegas until he is an old man<br />Scott has never had a chance to go to Vegas with his best friend. It is one of our childhood dreams.<br />
  25. 25. Contact info<br />
  26. 26. Testimonials<br />
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