Funny Redneck Dictionary


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Funny Redneck Dictionary

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  2. 2. HEIDI – (noun) - Greeting USAGE: “Heidi thar, how ja doin’?”
  3. 3. HIRE YEW – Complete Greeting USAGE: “Heidi, hire yew?”
  4. 4. BARD – (verb) past tense of “to borrow” USAGE: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”
  5. 5. JAWJAH – (noun) The state north of Florida. USAGE: “My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck.”
  6. 6. MUNTS – (noun) a calendar division. USAGE: “My brother from Jawjah bard my truck, and I ain’t herd from him in munts.”
  7. 7. BARE – (noun) an alcoholic drink made from barley, hops and yeast. USAGE: “Ah’ll have a bare.”
  8. 8. THANK – (verb) cognitive process. USAGE: “Ah thank ah’ll have a nutter bare.”
  9. 9. IGNERT – (adjective) not smart. USAGE: “Dem Jawjah boys shore are ignert.”
  10. 10. RANCH – (noun) A tool used for tight’nin’ bolts. USAGE: “Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjah bard a few munts ago.”
  11. 11. AWL – (noun) a petroleum-based lubricant. USAGE: “Ah shore hope my brother from Jawjah puts awl in my truck.”
  12. 12. FAR – (noun) a conflagration. USAGE: “If my brother from Jawjah don’t change the all in my truck, That thang’s gonna catch far.”
  13. 13. TAR – (noun) a rubber wheel. USAGE: “Gee ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjah don’t git a flat tar on my pickup truck.”
  14. 14. RETARD – (verb) To stop working. USAGE: “My grampaw retard at age 65.”
  15. 15. FAT – (noun and verb) to engage in battle or conflict. USAGE: “Ah don’t want you younguns to fat anymore or Ah’ll whup ya.”
  16. 16. RATS – (noun) entitled power or privilege. USAGE: “We southerners are willin’ to Fat for our rats.”
  17. 17. CHEER – (adverb) in this place. USAGE: “Jest set that bare rat cheer.”
  18. 18. FARN – (adjective) not domestic. USAGE: “Ah cuddin’t unnerstan a wurd he sed…. Mus be from some farn country.”
  19. 19. DID – (adjective) not alive. USAGE: “Bubba is did and buried.”
  20. 20. ARE – (noun) a colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. USAGE: “He cain’t breathe…. Give ‘im some are.”
  21. 21. BOB WAR – (noun) a sharp twisted cable. USAGE: “Boy, stay away from that bob war.”
  22. 22. JEW HERE – (pronoun and verb) - Contraction USAGE: “Jew hear that my brother from Jawjah got a job with that bob war fence cump’ny?”
  23. 23. SEED – (verb) past tense of “to see.” USAGE: “Ah ain’t never seed Noo Yawk City.”
  24. 24. GUBMINT – (noun) a bureaucratic institution. USAGE: “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.”
  25. 25. FIXIN’ – (verb) preparing to. USAGE: “Ah’s jest fixin’ to do that now.”
  26. 26. BIT – a wager USAGE: “Ah bit you cain’t spit a watermelon seed 10 feet.”