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  1. 1. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Arthur Conan Doyle
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  3. 3. Table of contentsA Scandal in Bohemia . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1The Red-Headed League . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17A Case of Identity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31The Boscombe Valley Mystery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41The Five Orange Pips . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55The Man with the Twisted Lip . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 67The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 81The Adventure of the Speckled Band . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 93The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 107The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 119The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 131The Adventure of the Copper Beeches . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 145 iii
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  5. 5. Table of contentsChapter 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5Chapter 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9Chapter 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 3
  6. 6. Chapter IT CHAPTER I. o Sherlock Holmes she is always the One night—it was on the twentieth of March, woman. I have seldom heard him men- 1888—I was returning from a journey to a patient tion her under any other name. In his eyes (for I had now returned to civil practice), when my she eclipses and predominates the whole way led me through Baker Street. As I passed theof her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin well-remembered door, which must always be associ-to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one ated in my mind with my wooing, and with the darkparticularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but incidents of the Study in Scarlet, I was seized with aadmirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most keen desire to see Holmes again, and to know how heperfect reasoning and observing machine that the was employing his extraordinary powers. His roomsworld has seen, but as a lover he would have placed were brilliantly lit, and, even as I looked up, I sawhimself in a false position. He never spoke of the his tall, spare figure pass twice in a dark silhouettesofter passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They against the blind. He was pacing the room swiftly,were admirable things for the observer—excellent for eagerly, with his head sunk upon his chest and hisdrawing the veil from men’s motives and actions. hands clasped behind him. To me, who knew hisBut for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions every mood and habit, his attitude and manner toldinto his own delicate and finely adjusted temper- their own story. He was at work again. He had risenament was to introduce a distracting factor which out of his drug-created dreams and was hot upon themight throw a doubt upon all his mental results. scent of some new problem. I rang the bell and wasGrit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of shown up to the chamber which had formerly beenhis own high-power lenses, would not be more dis- in part my own.turbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as His manner was not effusive. It seldom was; buthis. And yet there was but one woman to him, and he was glad, I think, to see me. With hardly a wordthat woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and spoken, but with a kindly eye, he waved me to anquestionable memory. armchair, threw across his case of cigars, and indi- cated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner. Then I had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage he stood before the fire and looked me over in hishad drifted us away from each other. My own singular introspective fashion.complete happiness, and the home-centred interests “Wedlock suits you,” he remarked. “I think, Wat-which rise up around the man who first finds himself son, that you have put on seven and a half poundsmaster of his own establishment, were sufficient to since I saw you.”absorb all my attention, while Holmes, who loathedevery form of society with his whole Bohemian soul, “Seven!” I answered.remained in our lodgings in Baker Street, buried “Indeed, I should have thought a little more. Justamong his old books, and alternating from week to a trifle more, I fancy, Watson. And in practice again,week between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness I observe. You did not tell me that you intended toof the drug, and the fierce energy of his own keen go into harness.”nature. He was still, as ever, deeply attracted by the “Then, how do you know?”study of crime, and occupied his immense faculties “I see it, I deduce it. How do I know that youand extraordinary powers of observation in follow- have been getting yourself very wet lately, and thating out those clues, and clearing up those mysteries you have a most clumsy and careless servant girl?”which had been abandoned as hopeless by the offi-cial police. From time to time I heard some vague “My dear Holmes,” said I, “this is too much. Youaccount of his doings: of his summons to Odessa would certainly have been burned, had you lived ain the case of the Trepoff murder, of his clearing up few centuries ago. It is true that I had a country walkof the singular tragedy of the Atkinson brothers at on Thursday and came home in a dreadful mess, butTrincomalee, and finally of the mission which he had as I have changed my clothes I can’t imagine howaccomplished so delicately and successfully for the you deduce it. As to Mary Jane, she is incorrigible,reigning family of Holland. Beyond these signs of and my wife has given her notice, but there, again, Ihis activity, however, which I merely shared with all fail to see how you work it out.”the readers of the daily press, I knew little of my for- He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long, ner-mer friend and companion. vous hands together. 5
  7. 7. A Scandal in Bohemia “It is simplicity itself,” said he; “my eyes tell me of Europe have shown that you are one who maythat on the inside of your left shoe, just where the safely be trusted with matters which are of an impor-firelight strikes it, the leather is scored by six almost tance which can hardly be exaggerated. This accountparallel cuts. Obviously they have been caused by of you we have from all quarters received. Be in yoursomeone who has very carelessly scraped round the chamber then at that hour, and do not take it amissedges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud if your visitor wear a mask.”from it. Hence, you see, my double deduction that “This is indeed a mystery,” I remarked. “What doyou had been out in vile weather, and that you had a you imagine that it means?”particularly malignant boot-slitting specimen of the “I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to the-London slavey. As to your practice, if a gentleman orize before one has data. Insensibly one begins towalks into my rooms smelling of iodoform, with a twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suitblack mark of nitrate of silver upon his right forefin- facts. But the note itself. What do you deduce fromger, and a bulge on the right side of his top-hat to it?”show where he has secreted his stethoscope, I must I carefully examined the writing, and the paperbe dull, indeed, if I do not pronounce him to be an upon which it was member of the medical profession.” “The man who wrote it was presumably well to I could not help laughing at the ease with which do,” I remarked, endeavouring to imitate my com-he explained his process of deduction. “When I hear panion’s processes. “Such paper could not be boughtyou give your reasons,” I remarked, “the thing al- under half a crown a packet. It is peculiarly strongways appears to me to be so ridiculously simple that and stiff.”I could easily do it myself, though at each successiveinstance of your reasoning I am baffled until you ex- “Peculiar—that is the very word,” said Holmes.plain your process. And yet I believe that my eyes “It is not an English paper at all. Hold it up to theare as good as yours.” light.” I did so, and saw a large “E” with a small “g,” a “Quite so,” he answered, lighting a cigarette, and “P,” and a large “G” with a small “t” woven into thethrowing himself down into an armchair. “You see, texture of the paper.but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Forexample, you have frequently seen the steps which “What do you make of that?” asked Holmes.lead up from the hall to this room.” “The name of the maker, no doubt; or his mono- “Frequently.” gram, rather.” “Not at all. The ‘G’ with the small ‘t’ stands for “How often?” ‘Gesellschaft,’ which is the German for ‘Company.’ “Well, some hundreds of times.” It is a customary contraction like our ‘Co.’ ‘P,’ of “Then how many are there?” course, stands for ‘Papier.’ Now for the ‘Eg.’ Let us glance at our Continental Gazetteer.” He took down “How many? I don’t know.” a heavy brown volume from his shelves. “Eglow, “Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you Eglonitz—here we are, Egria. It is in a German-have seen. That is just my point. Now, I know that speaking country—in Bohemia, not far from Carls-there are seventeen steps, because I have both seen bad. ‘Remarkable as being the scene of the death ofand observed. By-the-way, since you are interested in Wallenstein, and for its numerous glass-factories andthese little problems, and since you are good enough paper-mills.’ Ha, ha, my boy, what do you make ofto chronicle one or two of my trifling experiences, that?” His eyes sparkled, and he sent up a great blueyou may be interested in this.” He threw over a sheet triumphant cloud from his cigarette.of thick, pink-tinted note-paper which had been ly- “The paper was made in Bohemia,” I open upon the table. “It came by the last post,”said he. “Read it aloud.” “Precisely. And the man who wrote the note is a German. Do you note the peculiar construction of The note was undated, and without either signa- the sentence—‘This account of you we have from allture or address. quarters received.’ A Frenchman or Russian could “There will call upon you to-night, at a quarter to not have written that. It is the German who is so un-eight o’clock,” it said, “a gentleman who desires to courteous to his verbs. It only remains, therefore, toconsult you upon a matter of the very deepest mo- discover what is wanted by this German who writesment. Your recent services to one of the royal houses upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing a mask6
  8. 8. Chapter Ito showing his face. And here he comes, if I am not “Pray take a seat,” said Holmes. “This is mymistaken, to resolve all our doubts.” friend and colleague, Dr. Watson, who is occasion- As he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses’ ally good enough to help me in my cases. Whomhoofs and grating wheels against the curb, followed have I the honour to address?”by a sharp pull at the bell. Holmes whistled. “You may address me as the Count Von Kramm, “A pair, by the sound,” said he. “Yes,” he con- a Bohemian nobleman. I understand that this gentle-tinued, glancing out of the window. “A nice little man, your friend, is a man of honour and discretion,brougham and a pair of beauties. A hundred and whom I may trust with a matter of the most extremefifty guineas apiece. There’s money in this case, Wat- importance. If not, I should much prefer to commu-son, if there is nothing else.” nicate with you alone.” “I think that I had better go, Holmes.” I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me back into my chair. “It is both, or “Not a bit, Doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost none,” said he. “You may say before this gentlemanwithout my Boswell. And this promises to be inter- anything which you may say to me.”esting. It would be a pity to miss it.” The Count shrugged his broad shoulders. “Then “But your client—” I must begin,” said he, “by binding you both to abso- “Never mind him. I may want your help, and so lute secrecy for two years; at the end of that time themay he. Here he comes. Sit down in that armchair, matter will be of no importance. At present it is notDoctor, and give us your best attention.” too much to say that it is of such weight it may have A slow and heavy step, which had been heard an influence upon European history.”upon the stairs and in the passage, paused immedi- “I promise,” said Holmes.ately outside the door. Then there was a loud and “And I.”authoritative tap. “You will excuse this mask,” continued our “Come in!” said Holmes. strange visitor. “The august person who employs A man entered who could hardly have been less me wishes his agent to be unknown to you, and Ithan six feet six inches in height, with the chest and may confess at once that the title by which I have justlimbs of a Hercules. His dress was rich with a rich- called myself is not exactly my own.”ness which would, in England, be looked upon as “I was aware of it,” said Holmes dryly.akin to bad taste. Heavy bands of astrakhan were “The circumstances are of great delicacy, and ev-slashed across the sleeves and fronts of his double- ery precaution has to be taken to quench what mightbreasted coat, while the deep blue cloak which was grow to be an immense scandal and seriously com-thrown over his shoulders was lined with flame- promise one of the reigning families of Europe. Tocoloured silk and secured at the neck with a brooch speak plainly, the matter implicates the great Housewhich consisted of a single flaming beryl. Boots of Ormstein, hereditary kings of Bohemia.”which extended halfway up his calves, and which “I was also aware of that,” murmured Holmes,were trimmed at the tops with rich brown fur, com- settling himself down in his armchair and closing hispleted the impression of barbaric opulence which eyes.was suggested by his whole appearance. He car-ried a broad-brimmed hat in his hand, while he wore Our visitor glanced with some apparent surpriseacross the upper part of his face, extending down at the languid, lounging figure of the man who hadpast the cheekbones, a black vizard mask, which he been no doubt depicted to him as the most inci-had apparently adjusted that very moment, for his sive reasoner and most energetic agent in Europe.hand was still raised to it as he entered. From the Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked impa-lower part of the face he appeared to be a man of tiently at his gigantic client.strong character, with a thick, hanging lip, and a “If your Majesty would condescend to state yourlong, straight chin suggestive of resolution pushed case,” he remarked, “I should be better able to adviseto the length of obstinacy. you.” “You had my note?” he asked with a deep harsh The man sprang from his chair and paced up andvoice and a strongly marked German accent. “I told down the room in uncontrollable agitation. Then,you that I would call.” He looked from one to the with a gesture of desperation, he tore the mask fromother of us, as if uncertain which to address. his face and hurled it upon the ground. “You are 7
  9. 9. A Scandal in Bohemiaright,” he cried; “I am the King. Why should I at- “My private note-paper.”tempt to conceal it?” “Stolen.” “Why, indeed?” murmured Holmes. “Your “My own seal.”Majesty had not spoken before I was aware that I was “Imitated.”addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond von Orm- “My photograph.”stein, Grand Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and hereditaryKing of Bohemia.” “Bought.” “But you can understand,” said our strange vis- “We were both in the photograph.”itor, sitting down once more and passing his hand “Oh, dear! That is very bad! Your Majesty hasover his high white forehead, “you can understand indeed committed an indiscretion.”that I am not accustomed to doing such business in “I was mad—insane.”my own person. Yet the matter was so delicate that I “You have compromised yourself seriously.”could not confide it to an agent without putting my-self in his power. I have come incognito from Prague “I was only Crown Prince then. I was young. Ifor the purpose of consulting you.” am but thirty now.” “It must be recovered.” “Then, pray consult,” said Holmes, shutting hiseyes once more. “We have tried and failed.” “The facts are briefly these: Some five years ago, “Your Majesty must pay. It must be bought.”during a lengthy visit to Warsaw, I made the acquain- “She will not sell.”tance of the well-known adventuress, Irene Adler. “Stolen, then.”The name is no doubt familiar to you.” “Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars “Kindly look her up in my index, Doctor,” mur- in my pay ransacked her house. Once we divertedmured Holmes without opening his eyes. For many her luggage when she travelled. Twice she has beenyears he had adopted a system of docketing all para- waylaid. There has been no result.”graphs concerning men and things, so that it was dif- “No sign of it?”ficult to name a subject or a person on which he could “Absolutely none.”not at once furnish information. In this case I foundher biography sandwiched in between that of a He- Holmes laughed. “It is quite a pretty little prob-brew rabbi and that of a staff-commander who had lem,” said he.written a monograph upon the deep-sea fishes. “But a very serious one to me,” returned the King “Let me see!” said Holmes. “Hum! Born in reproachfully.New Jersey in the year 1858. Contralto—hum! La “Very, indeed. And what does she propose to doScala, hum! Prima donna Imperial Opera of War- with the photograph?”saw—yes! Retired from operatic stage—ha! Living “To ruin me.”in London—quite so! Your Majesty, as I understand, “But how?”became entangled with this young person, wrote her “I am about to be married.”some compromising letters, and is now desirous ofgetting those letters back.” “So I have heard.” “Precisely so. But how—” “To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meningen, sec- ond daughter of the King of Scandinavia. You may “Was there a secret marriage?” know the strict principles of her family. She is herself “None.” the very soul of delicacy. A shadow of a doubt as to “No legal papers or certificates?” my conduct would bring the matter to an end.” “None.” “And Irene Adler?” “Then I fail to follow your Majesty. If this young “Threatens to send them the photograph. Andperson should produce her letters for blackmailing she will do it. I know that she will do it. You door other purposes, how is she to prove their authen- not know her, but she has a soul of steel. She has theticity?” face of the most beautiful of women, and the mind of the most resolute of men. Rather than I should “There is the writing.” marry another woman, there are no lengths to which “Pooh, pooh! Forgery.” she would not go—none.”8
  10. 10. Chapter II “You are sure that she has not sent it yet?” “And for present expenses?” “I am sure.” The King took a heavy chamois leather bag from “And why?” under his cloak and laid it on the table. “Because she has said that she would send it on “There are three hundred pounds in gold andthe day when the betrothal was publicly proclaimed. seven hundred in notes,” he said.That will be next Monday.” Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his “Oh, then we have three days yet,” said Holmes note-book and handed it to him.with a yawn. “That is very fortunate, as I have one ortwo matters of importance to look into just at present. “And Mademoiselle’s address?” he asked.Your Majesty will, of course, stay in London for the “Is Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John’spresent?” Wood.” “Certainly. You will find me at the Langham un- Holmes took a note of it. “One other question,”der the name of the Count Von Kramm.” said he. “Was the photograph a cabinet?” “Then I shall drop you a line to let you know howwe progress.” “It was.” “Pray do so. I shall be all anxiety.” “Then, good-night, your Majesty, and I trust that “Then, as to money?” we shall soon have some good news for you. And good-night, Watson,” he added, as the wheels of the “You have carte blanche.” royal brougham rolled down the street. “If you will “Absolutely?” be good enough to call to-morrow afternoon at three “I tell you that I would give one of the provinces o’clock I should like to chat this little matter overof my kingdom to have that photograph.” with you.” CHAPTER II. At three o’clock precisely I was at Baker Street, ing had ceased to enter into my head.but Holmes had not yet returned. The landlady in-formed me that he had left the house shortly after It was close upon four before the door opened,eight o’clock in the morning. I sat down beside the and a drunken-looking groom, ill-kempt and side-fire, however, with the intention of awaiting him, whiskered, with an inflamed face and disreputablehowever long he might be. I was already deeply in- clothes, walked into the room. Accustomed as I wasterested in his inquiry, for, though it was surrounded to my friend’s amazing powers in the use of dis-by none of the grim and strange features which were guises, I had to look three times before I was cer-associated with the two crimes which I have already tain that it was indeed he. With a nod he vanishedrecorded, still, the nature of the case and the exalted into the bedroom, whence he emerged in five min-station of his client gave it a character of its own. utes tweed-suited and respectable, as of old. PuttingIndeed, apart from the nature of the investigation his hands into his pockets, he stretched out his legs inwhich my friend had on hand, there was something front of the fire and laughed heartily for some min-in his masterly grasp of a situation, and his keen, in- utes.cisive reasoning, which made it a pleasure to me tostudy his system of work, and to follow the quick, “Well, really!” he cried, and then he choked andsubtle methods by which he disentangled the most laughed again until he was obliged to lie back, limpinextricable mysteries. So accustomed was I to his and helpless, in the chair.invariable success that the very possibility of his fail- “What is it?” 9
  11. 11. A Scandal in Bohemia “It’s quite too funny. I am sure you could never sounded ominous. What was the relation betweenguess how I employed my morning, or what I ended them, and what the object of his repeated visits? Wasby doing.” she his client, his friend, or his mistress? If the for- “I can’t imagine. I suppose that you have been mer, she had probably transferred the photograph towatching the habits, and perhaps the house, of Miss his keeping. If the latter, it was less likely. On the is-Irene Adler.” sue of this question depended whether I should con- tinue my work at Briony Lodge, or turn my attention “Quite so; but the sequel was rather unusual. I to the gentleman’s chambers in the Temple. It waswill tell you, however. I left the house a little af- a delicate point, and it widened the field of my in-ter eight o’clock this morning in the character of a quiry. I fear that I bore you with these details, but Igroom out of work. There is a wonderful sympa- have to let you see my little difficulties, if you are tothy and freemasonry among horsey men. Be one of understand the situation.”them, and you will know all that there is to know. I “I am following you closely,” I answered.soon found Briony Lodge. It is a bijou villa, with agarden at the back, but built out in front right up to “I was still balancing the matter in my mind whenthe road, two stories. Chubb lock to the door. Large a hansom cab drove up to Briony Lodge, and a gen-sitting-room on the right side, well furnished, with tleman sprang out. He was a remarkably handsomelong windows almost to the floor, and those prepos- man, dark, aquiline, and moustached—evidently theterous English window fasteners which a child could man of whom I had heard. He appeared to be inopen. Behind there was nothing remarkable, save a great hurry, shouted to the cabman to wait, andthat the passage window could be reached from the brushed past the maid who opened the door withtop of the coach-house. I walked round it and exam- the air of a man who was thoroughly at home.ined it closely from every point of view, but without “He was in the house about half an hour, and Inoting anything else of interest. could catch glimpses of him in the windows of the sitting-room, pacing up and down, talking excitedly, “I then lounged down the street and found, as I and waving his arms. Of her I could see nothing.expected, that there was a mews in a lane which runs Presently he emerged, looking even more flurrieddown by one wall of the garden. I lent the ostlers than before. As he stepped up to the cab, he pulled aa hand in rubbing down their horses, and received gold watch from his pocket and looked at it earnestly,in exchange twopence, a glass of half and half, two ‘Drive like the devil,’ he shouted, ‘first to Gross &fills of shag tobacco, and as much information as I Hankey’s in Regent Street, and then to the Church ofcould desire about Miss Adler, to say nothing of half St. Monica in the Edgeware Road. Half a guinea ifa dozen other people in the neighbourhood in whom you do it in twenty minutes!’I was not in the least interested, but whose biogra-phies I was compelled to listen to.” “Away they went, and I was just wondering whether I should not do well to follow them when “And what of Irene Adler?” I asked. up the lane came a neat little landau, the coachman “Oh, she has turned all the men’s heads down in with his coat only half-buttoned, and his tie underthat part. She is the daintiest thing under a bonnet his ear, while all the tags of his harness were stick-on this planet. So say the Serpentine-mews, to a man. ing out of the buckles. It hadn’t pulled up before sheShe lives quietly, sings at concerts, drives out at five shot out of the hall door and into it. I only caught aevery day, and returns at seven sharp for dinner. Sel- glimpse of her at the moment, but she was a lovelydom goes out at other times, except when she sings. woman, with a face that a man might die for.Has only one male visitor, but a good deal of him. “ ‘The Church of St. Monica, John,’ she cried, ‘andHe is dark, handsome, and dashing, never calls less half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.’than once a day, and often twice. He is a Mr. Godfrey “This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I wasNorton, of the Inner Temple. See the advantages of just balancing whether I should run for it, or whethera cabman as a confidant. They had driven him home I should perch behind her landau when a cab camea dozen times from Serpentine-mews, and knew all through the street. The driver looked twice at suchabout him. When I had listened to all they had to a shabby fare, but I jumped in before he could ob-tell, I began to walk up and down near Briony Lodge ject. ‘The Church of St. Monica,’ said I, ‘and half aonce more, and to think over my plan of campaign. sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.’ It was “This Godfrey Norton was evidently an impor- twenty-five minutes to twelve, and of course it wastant factor in the matter. He was a lawyer. That clear enough what was in the wind.10
  12. 12. Chapter II “My cabby drove fast. I don’t think I ever drove think of food, and I am likely to be busier still thisfaster, but the others were there before us. The cab evening. By the way, Doctor, I shall want your co-and the landau with their steaming horses were in operation.”front of the door when I arrived. I paid the man “I shall be delighted.”and hurried into the church. There was not a soul “You don’t mind breaking the law?”there save the two whom I had followed and a sur-pliced clergyman, who seemed to be expostulating “Not in the least.”with them. They were all three standing in a knot “Nor running a chance of arrest?”in front of the altar. I lounged up the side aisle like “Not in a good cause.”any other idler who has dropped into a church. Sud- “Oh, the cause is excellent!”denly, to my surprise, the three at the altar faced “Then I am your man.”round to me, and Godfrey Norton came running ashard as he could towards me. “I was sure that I might rely on you.” “ ‘Thank God,’ he cried. ‘You’ll do. Come! “But what is it you wish?”Come!’ “When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear to you. Now,” he said as he turned “ ‘What then?’ I asked. hungrily on the simple fare that our landlady had “ ‘Come, man, come, only three minutes, or it provided, “I must discuss it while I eat, for I havewon’t be legal.’ not much time. It is nearly five now. In two hours “I was half-dragged up to the altar, and before we must be on the scene of action. Miss Irene, orI knew where I was I found myself mumbling re- Madame, rather, returns from her drive at seven. Wesponses which were whispered in my ear, and vouch- must be at Briony Lodge to meet her.”ing for things of which I knew nothing, and generally “And what then?”assisting in the secure tying up of Irene Adler, spin- “You must leave that to me. I have already ar-ster, to Godfrey Norton, bachelor. It was all done in ranged what is to occur. There is only one point onan instant, and there was the gentleman thanking me which I must insist. You must not interfere, comeon the one side and the lady on the other, while the what may. You understand?”clergyman beamed on me in front. It was the mostpreposterous position in which I ever found myself “I am to be neutral?”in my life, and it was the thought of it that started “To do nothing whatever. There will probablyme laughing just now. It seems that there had been be some small unpleasantness. Do not join in it. Itsome informality about their license, that the cler- will end in my being conveyed into the house. Fourgyman absolutely refused to marry them without a or five minutes afterwards the sitting-room windowwitness of some sort, and that my lucky appearance will open. You are to station yourself close to thatsaved the bridegroom from having to sally out into open window.”the streets in search of a best man. The bride gave me “Yes.”a sovereign, and I mean to wear it on my watch-chain “You are to watch me, for I will be visible to you.”in memory of the occasion.” “Yes.” “This is a very unexpected turn of affairs,” said I; “And when I raise my hand—so—you will throw“and what then?” into the room what I give you to throw, and will, at “Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced. the same time, raise the cry of fire. You quite followIt looked as if the pair might take an immediate de- me?”parture, and so necessitate very prompt and ener- “Entirely.”getic measures on my part. At the church door, how- “It is nothing very formidable,” he said, taking aever, they separated, he driving back to the Temple, long cigar-shaped roll from his pocket. “It is an or-and she to her own house. ‘I shall drive out in the dinary plumber’s smoke-rocket, fitted with a cap atpark at five as usual,’ she said as she left him. I heard either end to make it self-lighting. Your task is con-no more. They drove away in different directions, fined to that. When you raise your cry of fire, it willand I went off to make my own arrangements.” be taken up by quite a number of people. You may “Which are?” then walk to the end of the street, and I will rejoin “Some cold beef and a glass of beer,” he an- you in ten minutes. I hope that I have made myselfswered, ringing the bell. “I have been too busy to clear?” 11
  13. 13. A Scandal in Bohemia “I am to remain neutral, to get near the window, take it, then, that she does not carry it about withto watch you, and at the signal to throw in this ob- her.”ject, then to raise the cry of fire, and to wait you at “Where, then?”the corner of the street.“ “Her banker or her lawyer. There is that dou- “Precisely.” ble possibility. But I am inclined to think neither. “Then you may entirely rely on me.” Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting. Why should she hand it over “That is excellent. I think, perhaps, it is almost to anyone else? She could trust her own guardian-time that I prepare for the new role I have to play.” ship, but she could not tell what indirect or political He disappeared into his bedroom and returned influence might be brought to bear upon a businessin a few minutes in the character of an amiable man. Besides, remember that she had resolved to useand simple-minded Nonconformist clergyman. His it within a few days. It must be where she can lay herbroad black hat, his baggy trousers, his white tie, hands upon it. It must be in her own house.”his sympathetic smile, and general look of peering “But it has twice been burgled.”and benevolent curiosity were such as Mr. John Hare “Pshaw! They did not know how to look.”alone could have equalled. It was not merely thatHolmes changed his costume. His expression, his “But how will you look?”manner, his very soul seemed to vary with every “I will not look.”fresh part that he assumed. The stage lost a fine ac- “What then?”tor, even as science lost an acute reasoner, when hebecame a specialist in crime. “I will get her to show me.” It was a quarter past six when we left Baker “But she will refuse.”Street, and it still wanted ten minutes to the hour “She will not be able to. But I hear the rumble ofwhen we found ourselves in Serpentine Avenue. It wheels. It is her carriage. Now carry out my orderswas already dusk, and the lamps were just being to the letter.”lighted as we paced up and down in front of Briony As he spoke the gleam of the side-lights of a car-Lodge, waiting for the coming of its occupant. The riage came round the curve of the avenue. It washouse was just such as I had pictured it from Sher- a smart little landau which rattled up to the door oflock Holmes’ succinct description, but the locality Briony Lodge. As it pulled up, one of the loafing menappeared to be less private than I expected. On the at the corner dashed forward to open the door in thecontrary, for a small street in a quiet neighbourhood, hope of earning a copper, but was elbowed away byit was remarkably animated. There was a group of another loafer, who had rushed up with the sameshabbily dressed men smoking and laughing in a cor- intention. A fierce quarrel broke out, which was in-ner, a scissors-grinder with his wheel, two guards- creased by the two guardsmen, who took sides withmen who were flirting with a nurse-girl, and several one of the loungers, and by the scissors-grinder, whowell-dressed young men who were lounging up and was equally hot upon the other side. A blow wasdown with cigars in their mouths. struck, and in an instant the lady, who had stepped “You see,” remarked Holmes, as we paced to and from her carriage, was the centre of a little knot offro in front of the house, “this marriage rather sim- flushed and struggling men, who struck savagely atplifies matters. The photograph becomes a double- each other with their fists and sticks. Holmes dashededged weapon now. The chances are that she would into the crowd to protect the lady; but just as hebe as averse to its being seen by Mr. Godfrey Nor- reached her he gave a cry and dropped to the ground,ton, as our client is to its coming to the eyes of his with the blood running freely down his face. At hisprincess. Now the question is, Where are we to find fall the guardsmen took to their heels in one direc-the photograph?” tion and the loungers in the other, while a number of better-dressed people, who had watched the scuf- “Where, indeed?” fle without taking part in it, crowded in to help the “It is most unlikely that she carries it about with lady and to attend to the injured man. Irene Adler,her. It is cabinet size. Too large for easy concealment as I will still call her, had hurried up the steps; butabout a woman’s dress. She knows that the King is she stood at the top with her superb figure outlinedcapable of having her waylaid and searched. Two at- against the lights of the hall, looking back into thetempts of the sort have already been made. We may street.12
  14. 14. Chapter II “Is the poor gentleman much hurt?” she asked. “You have the photograph?” “He is dead,” cried several voices. “I know where it is.” “No, no, there’s life in him!” shouted another. “And how did you find out?”“But he’ll be gone before you can get him to hos- “She showed me, as I told you she would.”pital.” “I am still in the dark.” “He’s a brave fellow,” said a woman. “Theywould have had the lady’s purse and watch if it “I do not wish to make a mystery,” said he, laugh-hadn’t been for him. They were a gang, and a rough ing. “The matter was perfectly simple. You, ofone, too. Ah, he’s breathing now.” course, saw that everyone in the street was an ac- “He can’t lie in the street. May we bring him in, complice. They were all engaged for the evening.”marm?“ “I guessed as much.” “Surely. Bring him into the sitting-room. There is “Then, when the row broke out, I had a littlea comfortable sofa. This way, please!“ moist red paint in the palm of my hand. I rushed Slowly and solemnly he was borne into Briony forward, fell down, clapped my hand to my face, andLodge and laid out in the principal room, while I became a piteous spectacle. It is an old trick.”still observed the proceedings from my post by the “That also I could fathom.”window. The lamps had been lit, but the blinds had “Then they carried me in. She was bound to havenot been drawn, so that I could see Holmes as he me in. What else could she do? And into her sitting-lay upon the couch. I do not know whether he was room, which was the very room which I suspected.seized with compunction at that moment for the part It lay between that and her bedroom, and I was de-he was playing, but I know that I never felt more termined to see which. They laid me on a couch, Iheartily ashamed of myself in my life than when I motioned for air, they were compelled to open thesaw the beautiful creature against whom I was con- window, and you had your chance.”spiring, or the grace and kindliness with which shewaited upon the injured man. And yet it would be “How did that help you?”the blackest treachery to Holmes to draw back now “It was all-important. When a woman thinks thatfrom the part which he had intrusted to me. I hard- her house is on fire, her instinct is at once to rushened my heart, and took the smoke-rocket from un- to the thing which she values most. It is a perfectlyder my ulster. After all, I thought, we are not injuring overpowering impulse, and I have more than onceher. We are but preventing her from injuring another. taken advantage of it. In the case of the Darlington Holmes had sat up upon the couch, and I saw substitution scandal it was of use to me, and also inhim motion like a man who is in need of air. A maid the Arnsworth Castle business. A married womanrushed across and threw open the window. At the grabs at her baby; an unmarried one reaches for hersame instant I saw him raise his hand and at the sig- jewel-box. Now it was clear to me that our lady ofnal I tossed my rocket into the room with a cry of to-day had nothing in the house more precious to her“Fire!” The word was no sooner out of my mouth than what we are in quest of. She would rush to se-than the whole crowd of spectators, well dressed and cure it. The alarm of fire was admirably done. Theill—gentlemen, ostlers, and servant-maids—joined in smoke and shouting were enough to shake nerves ofa general shriek of “Fire!” Thick clouds of smoke steel. She responded beautifully. The photograph iscurled through the room and out at the open win- in a recess behind a sliding panel just above the rightdow. I caught a glimpse of rushing figures, and a bell-pull. She was there in an instant, and I caughtmoment later the voice of Holmes from within assur- a glimpse of it as she half-drew it out. When I crieding them that it was a false alarm. Slipping through out that it was a false alarm, she replaced it, glancedthe shouting crowd I made my way to the corner of at the rocket, rushed from the room, and I have notthe street, and in ten minutes was rejoiced to find my seen her since. I rose, and, making my excuses, es-friend’s arm in mine, and to get away from the scene caped from the house. I hesitated whether to attemptof uproar. He walked swiftly and in silence for some to secure the photograph at once; but the coachmanfew minutes until we had turned down one of the had come in, and as he was watching me narrowly itquiet streets which lead towards the Edgeware Road. seemed safer to wait. A little over-precipitance may “You did it very nicely, Doctor,” he remarked. ruin all.”“Nothing could have been better. It is all right.” “And now?” I asked. 13
  15. 15. A Scandal in Bohemia “Our quest is practically finished. I shall call with change in her life and habits. I must wire to the Kingthe King to-morrow, and with you, if you care to without delay.”come with us. We will be shown into the sitting-room We had reached Baker Street and had stopped atto wait for the lady, but it is probable that when she the door. He was searching his pockets for the keycomes she may find neither us nor the photograph. when someone passing said:It might be a satisfaction to his Majesty to regain it “Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes.”with his own hands.” There were several people on the pavement at the “And when will you call?” time, but the greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an ulster who had hurried by. “At eight in the morning. She will not be up, so “I’ve heard that voice before,” said Holmes, star-that we shall have a clear field. Besides, we must ing down the dimly lit street. “Now, I wonder whobe prompt, for this marriage may mean a complete the deuce that could have been.” CHAPTER III. I slept at Baker Street that night, and we were Majesty, there is no reason why she should interfereengaged upon our toast and coffee in the morning with your Majesty’s plan.”when the King of Bohemia rushed into the room. “It is true. And yet—Well! I wish she had been “You have really got it!” he cried, grasping Sher- of my own station! What a queen she would havelock Holmes by either shoulder and looking eagerly made!” He relapsed into a moody silence, which wasinto his face. not broken until we drew up in Serpentine Avenue. “Not yet.” The door of Briony Lodge was open, and an el- derly woman stood upon the steps. She watched “But you have hopes?” us with a sardonic eye as we stepped from the “I have hopes.” brougham. “Then, come. I am all impatience to be gone.” “Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I believe?” said she. “We must have a cab.” “I am Mr. Holmes,” answered my companion, “No, my brougham is waiting.” looking at her with a questioning and rather startled gaze. “Then that will simplify matters.” We descendedand started off once more for Briony Lodge. “Indeed! My mistress told me that you were likely to call. She left this morning with her hus- “Irene Adler is married,” remarked Holmes. band by the 5.15 train from Charing Cross for the “Married! When?” Continent.” “Yesterday.” “What!” Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white “But to whom?” with chagrin and surprise. “Do you mean that she has left England?” “To an English lawyer named Norton.” “Never to return.” “But she could not love him.” “And the papers?” asked the King hoarsely. “All “I am in hopes that she does.” is lost.” “And why in hopes?” “We shall see.” He pushed past the servant and “Because it would spare your Majesty all fear of rushed into the drawing-room, followed by the Kingfuture annoyance. If the lady loves her husband, she and myself. The furniture was scattered about indoes not love your Majesty. If she does not love your every direction, with dismantled shelves and open14
  16. 16. drawers, as if the lady had hurriedly ransacked them the future. I leave a photograph which hebefore her flight. Holmes rushed at the bell-pull, tore might care to possess; and I remain, dearback a small sliding shutter, and, plunging in his Mr. Sherlock Holmes,hand, pulled out a photograph and a letter. The pho- “Very truly yours,tograph was of Irene Adler herself in evening dress, “Irene Norton, n´ e Adler.” ethe letter was superscribed to “Sherlock Holmes, Esq.To be left till called for.” My friend tore it open and “What a woman—oh, what a woman!” cried thewe all three read it together. It was dated at midnight King of Bohemia, when we had all three read thisof the preceding night and ran in this way: epistle. “Did I not tell you how quick and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable “My dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes: queen? Is it not a pity that she was not on my level?” “You really did it very well. You took “From what I have seen of the lady she seems in- me in completely. Until after the alarm of deed to be on a very different level to your Majesty,” fire, I had not a suspicion. But then, when said Holmes coldly. “I am sorry that I have not been I found how I had betrayed myself, I be- able to bring your Majesty’s business to a more suc- gan to think. I had been warned against cessful conclusion.” you months ago. I had been told that if the King employed an agent it would cer- “On the contrary, my dear sir,” cried the King; tainly be you. And your address had been “nothing could be more successful. I know that her given me. Yet, with all this, you made me word is inviolate. The photograph is now as safe as reveal what you wanted to know. Even af- if it were in the fire.” ter I became suspicious, I found it hard to “I am glad to hear your Majesty say so.” think evil of such a dear, kind old clergy- “I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in man. But, you know, I have been trained what way I can reward you. This ring—” He slipped as an actress myself. Male costume is an emerald snake ring from his finger and held it out nothing new to me. I often take advan- upon the palm of his hand. tage of the freedom which it gives. I sent John, the coachman, to watch you, ran up “Your Majesty has something which I should stairs, got into my walking-clothes, as I value even more highly,” said Holmes. call them, and came down just as you de- “You have but to name it.” parted. “This photograph!” “Well, I followed you to your door, and The King stared at him in amazement. so made sure that I was really an ob- “Irene’s photograph!” he cried. “Certainly, if you ject of interest to the celebrated Mr. Sher- wish it.” lock Holmes. Then I, rather imprudently, wished you good-night, and started for “I thank your Majesty. Then there is no more to the Temple to see my husband. be done in the matter. I have the honour to wish “We both thought the best resource was you a very good-morning.” He bowed, and, turn- flight, when pursued by so formidable ing away without observing the hand which the King an antagonist; so you will find the nest had stretched out to him, he set off in my company empty when you call to-morrow. As to for his chambers. the photograph, your client may rest in And that was how a great scandal threatened to peace. I love and am loved by a bet- affect the kingdom of Bohemia, and how the best ter man than he. The King may do plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes were beaten by a what he will without hindrance from one woman’s wit. He used to make merry over the clev- whom he has cruelly wronged. I keep erness of women, but I have not heard him do it of it only to safeguard myself, and to pre- late. And when he speaks of Irene Adler, or when serve a weapon which will always secure he refers to her photograph, it is always under the me from any steps which he might take in honourable title of the woman.
  17. 17. The Red-Headed League
  18. 18. I had called upon my friend, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, one day in the autumn of last year and found him in deep conversation with a very stout, florid-faced, elderly gentlemanwith fiery red hair. With an apology for my intru-sion, I was about to withdraw when Holmes pulledme abruptly into the room and closed the door be- there is room for doubt whether any positive crime has been committed. As far as I have heard it is im- possible for me to say whether the present case is an instance of crime or not, but the course of events is certainly among the most singular that I have ever listened to. Perhaps, Mr. Wilson, you would have the great kindness to recommence your narrative. I askhind me. you not merely because my friend Dr. Watson has “You could not possibly have come at a better not heard the opening part but also because the pe-time, my dear Watson,” he said cordially. culiar nature of the story makes me anxious to have every possible detail from your lips. As a rule, when “I was afraid that you were engaged.” I have heard some slight indication of the course of “So I am. Very much so.” events, I am able to guide myself by the thousands “Then I can wait in the next room.” of other similar cases which occur to my memory. “Not at all. This gentleman, Mr. Wilson, has been In the present instance I am forced to admit that themy partner and helper in many of my most success- facts are, to the best of my belief, unique.”ful cases, and I have no doubt that he will be of the The portly client puffed out his chest with an ap-utmost use to me in yours also.” pearance of some little pride and pulled a dirty and wrinkled newspaper from the inside pocket of his The stout gentleman half rose from his chair and greatcoat. As he glanced down the advertisementgave a bob of greeting, with a quick little questioning column, with his head thrust forward and the paperglance from his small fat-encircled eyes. flattened out upon his knee, I took a good look at “Try the settee,” said Holmes, relapsing into his the man and endeavoured, after the fashion of myarmchair and putting his fingertips together, as was companion, to read the indications which might behis custom when in judicial moods. “I know, my dear presented by his dress or appearance.Watson, that you share my love of all that is bizarre I did not gain very much, however, by my inspec-and outside the conventions and humdrum routine tion. Our visitor bore every mark of being an averageof everyday life. You have shown your relish for it by commonplace British tradesman, obese, pompous,the enthusiasm which has prompted you to chroni- and slow. He wore rather baggy grey shepherd’scle, and, if you will excuse my saying so, somewhat check trousers, a not over-clean black frock-coat, un-to embellish so many of my own little adventures.” buttoned in the front, and a drab waistcoat with a “Your cases have indeed been of the greatest in- heavy brassy Albert chain, and a square pierced bitterest to me,” I observed. of metal dangling down as an ornament. A frayed “You will remember that I remarked the other top-hat and a faded brown overcoat with a wrinkledday, just before we went into the very simple problem velvet collar lay upon a chair beside him. Altogether,presented by Miss Mary Sutherland, that for strange look as I would, there was nothing remarkable abouteffects and extraordinary combinations we must go the man save his blazing red head, and the expres-to life itself, which is always far more daring than sion of extreme chagrin and discontent upon his fea-any effort of the imagination.” tures. “A proposition which I took the liberty of doubt- Sherlock Holmes’ quick eye took in my occupa-ing.” tion, and he shook his head with a smile as he no- ticed my questioning glances. “Beyond the obvious “You did, Doctor, but none the less you must facts that he has at some time done manual labour,come round to my view, for otherwise I shall keep on that he takes snuff, that he is a Freemason, that hepiling fact upon fact on you until your reason breaks has been in China, and that he has done a consider-down under them and acknowledges me to be right. able amount of writing lately, I can deduce nothingNow, Mr. Jabez Wilson here has been good enough to else.”call upon me this morning, and to begin a narrativewhich promises to be one of the most singular which Mr. Jabez Wilson started up in his chair, withI have listened to for some time. You have heard his forefinger upon the paper, but his eyes upon myme remark that the strangest and most unique things companion.are very often connected not with the larger but with “How, in the name of good-fortune, did youthe smaller crimes, and occasionally, indeed, where know all that, Mr. Holmes?” he asked. “How did 19
  19. 19. The Red-Headed Leagueyou know, for example, that I did manual labour. It’s “What on earth does this mean?” I ejaculated af-as true as gospel, for I began as a ship’s carpenter.” ter I had twice read over the extraordinary announce- “Your hands, my dear sir. Your right hand is quite ment.a size larger than your left. You have worked with it, Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his chair, asand the muscles are more developed.” was his habit when in high spirits. “It is a little off “Well, the snuff, then, and the Freemasonry?” the beaten track, isn’t it?” said he. “And now, Mr. “I won’t insult your intelligence by telling you Wilson, off you go at scratch and tell us all abouthow I read that, especially as, rather against the strict yourself, your household, and the effect which thisrules of your order, you use an arc-and-compass advertisement had upon your fortunes. You will firstbreastpin.” make a note, Doctor, of the paper and the date.” “Ah, of course, I forgot that. But the writing?” “It is The Morning Chronicle of April 27, 1890. Just “What else can be indicated by that right cuff so two months ago.”very shiny for five inches, and the left one with the “Very good. Now, Mr. Wilson?”smooth patch near the elbow where you rest it upon “Well, it is just as I have been telling you, Mr.the desk?” Sherlock Holmes,” said Jabez Wilson, mopping his “Well, but China?” forehead; “I have a small pawnbroker’s business at “The fish that you have tattooed immediately Coburg Square, near the City. It’s not a very large af-above your right wrist could only have been done in fair, and of late years it has not done more than justChina. I have made a small study of tattoo marks and give me a living. I used to be able to keep two assis-have even contributed to the literature of the subject. tants, but now I only keep one; and I would have aThat trick of staining the fishes’ scales of a delicate job to pay him but that he is willing to come for halfpink is quite peculiar to China. When, in addition, wages so as to learn the business.”I see a Chinese coin hanging from your watch-chain, “What is the name of this obliging youth?” askedthe matter becomes even more simple.” Sherlock Holmes. Mr. Jabez Wilson laughed heavily. “Well, I never!”said he. “I thought at first that you had done some- “His name is Vincent Spaulding, and he’s notthing clever, but I see that there was nothing in it, such a youth, either. It’s hard to say his age. I shouldafter all.” not wish a smarter assistant, Mr. Holmes; and I know very well that he could better himself and earn twice “I begin to think, Watson,” said Holmes, “that what I am able to give him. But, after all, if he isI make a mistake in explaining. ‘Omne ignotum pro satisfied, why should I put ideas in his head?”magnifico,’ you know, and my poor little reputation,such as it is, will suffer shipwreck if I am so candid. “Why, indeed? You seem most fortunate in hav-Can you not find the advertisement, Mr. Wilson?” ing an employee who comes under the full market “Yes, I have got it now,” he answered with his price. It is not a common experience among employ-thick red finger planted halfway down the column. ers in this age. I don’t know that your assistant is not“Here it is. This is what began it all. You just read it as remarkable as your advertisement.”for yourself, sir.” “Oh, he has his faults, too,” said Mr. Wilson. I took the paper from him and read as follows: “Never was such a fellow for photography. Snapping away with a camera when he ought to be improving “To the Red-headed League: On ac- his mind, and then diving down into the cellar like count of the bequest of the late Ezekiah a rabbit into its hole to develop his pictures. That is Hopkins, of Lebanon, Pennsylvania, U. S. his main fault, but on the whole he’s a good worker. A., there is now another vacancy open There’s no vice in him.” which entitles a member of the League to a salary of £4 a week for purely nom- “He is still with you, I presume?” inal services. All red-headed men who “Yes, sir. He and a girl of fourteen, who does a bit are sound in body and mind and above of simple cooking and keeps the place clean—that’s the age of twenty-one years, are eligible. all I have in the house, for I am a widower and never Apply in person on Monday, at eleven had any family. We live very quietly, sir, the three of o’clock, to Duncan Ross, at the offices of us; and we keep a roof over our heads and pay our the League, 7 Pope’s Court, Fleet Street.” debts, if we do nothing more.20
  20. 20. “The first thing that put us out was that adver- “ ‘But,’ said I, ‘there would be millions of red-tisement. Spaulding, he came down into the office headed men who would apply.’just this day eight weeks, with this very paper in his “ ‘Not so many as you might think,’ he answered.hand, and he says: ‘You see it is really confined to Londoners, and to “ ‘I wish to the Lord, Mr. Wilson, that I was a red- grown men. This American had started from Lon-headed man.’ don when he was young, and he wanted to do the “ ‘Why that?’ I asks. old town a good turn. Then, again, I have heard it is no use your applying if your hair is light red, or “ ‘Why,’ says he, ‘here’s another vacancy on the dark red, or anything but real bright, blazing, fieryLeague of the Red-headed Men. It’s worth quite a red. Now, if you cared to apply, Mr. Wilson, youlittle fortune to any man who gets it, and I under- would just walk in; but perhaps it would hardly bestand that there are more vacancies than there are worth your while to put yourself out of the way formen, so that the trustees are at their wits’ end what the sake of a few hundred pounds.’to do with the money. If my hair would only changecolour, here’s a nice little crib all ready for me to step “Now, it is a fact, gentlemen, as you may see forinto.’ yourselves, that my hair is of a very full and rich tint, so that it seemed to me that if there was to be any “ ‘Why, what is it, then?’ I asked. You see, Mr. competition in the matter I stood as good a chanceHolmes, I am a very stay-at-home man, and as my as any man that I had ever met. Vincent Spauldingbusiness came to me instead of my having to go to seemed to know so much about it that I thought heit, I was often weeks on end without putting my foot might prove useful, so I just ordered him to put upover the door-mat. In that way I didn’t know much the shutters for the day and to come right away withof what was going on outside, and I was always glad me. He was very willing to have a holiday, so weof a bit of news. shut the business up and started off for the address “ ‘Have you never heard of the League of the Red- that was given us in the advertisement.headed Men?’ he asked with his eyes open. “I never hope to see such a sight as that again, “ ‘Never.’ Mr. Holmes. From north, south, east, and west ev- “ ‘Why, I wonder at that, for you are eligible your- ery man who had a shade of red in his hair hadself for one of the vacancies.’ tramped into the city to answer the advertisement. Fleet Street was choked with red-headed folk, and “ ‘And what are they worth?’ I asked. Pope’s Court looked like a coster’s orange barrow. “ ‘Oh, merely a couple of hundred a year, but the I should not have thought there were so many inwork is slight, and it need not interfere very much the whole country as were brought together by thatwith one’s other occupations.’ single advertisement. Every shade of colour they “Well, you can easily think that that made me were—straw, lemon, orange, brick, Irish-setter, liver,prick up my ears, for the business has not been over- clay; but, as Spaulding said, there were not manygood for some years, and an extra couple of hundred who had the real vivid flame-coloured tint. When Iwould have been very handy. saw how many were waiting, I would have given it up in despair; but Spaulding would not hear of it. “ ‘Tell me all about it,’ said I. How he did it I could not imagine, but he pushed “ ‘Well,’ said he, showing me the advertisement, and pulled and butted until he got me through the‘you can see for yourself that the League has a va- crowd, and right up to the steps which led to thecancy, and there is the address where you should office. There was a double stream upon the stair,apply for particulars. As far as I can make out, some going up in hope, and some coming back de-the League was founded by an American millionaire, jected; but we wedged in as well as we could andEzekiah Hopkins, who was very peculiar in his ways. soon found ourselves in the office.”He was himself red-headed, and he had a great sym- “Your experience has been a most entertainingpathy for all red-headed men; so when he died it one,” remarked Holmes as his client paused andwas found that he had left his enormous fortune in refreshed his memory with a huge pinch of snuff.the hands of trustees, with instructions to apply the “Pray continue your very interesting statement.”interest to the providing of easy berths to men whosehair is of that colour. From all I hear it is splendid “There was nothing in the office but a couple ofpay and very little to do.’ wooden chairs and a deal table, behind which sat a 21
  21. 21. The Red-Headed Leaguesmall man with a head that was even redder than of a man with such a head of hair as yours. Whenmine. He said a few words to each candidate as he shall you be able to enter upon your new duties?’came up, and then he always managed to find some “ ‘Well, it is a little awkward, for I have a businessfault in them which would disqualify them. Getting already,’ said I.a vacancy did not seem to be such a very easy matter, “ ‘Oh, never mind about that, Mr. Wilson!’ saidafter all. However, when our turn came the little man Vincent Spaulding. ‘I should be able to look afterwas much more favourable to me than to any of the that for you.’others, and he closed the door as we entered, so thathe might have a private word with us. “ ‘What would be the hours?’ I asked. “ ‘Ten to two.’ “ ‘This is Mr. Jabez Wilson,’ said my assistant,‘and he is willing to fill a vacancy in the League.’ “Now a pawnbroker’s business is mostly done of an evening, Mr. Holmes, especially Thursday and “ ‘And he is admirably suited for it,’ the other an- Friday evening, which is just before pay-day; so itswered. ‘He has every requirement. I cannot recall would suit me very well to earn a little in the morn-when I have seen anything so fine.’ He took a step ings. Besides, I knew that my assistant was a goodbackward, cocked his head on one side, and gazed man, and that he would see to anything that turnedat my hair until I felt quite bashful. Then suddenly up.he plunged forward, wrung my hand, and congratu-lated me warmly on my success. “ ‘That would suit me very well,’ said I. ‘And the pay?’ “ ‘It would be injustice to hesitate,’ said he. ‘You “ ‘Is £4 a week.’will, however, I am sure, excuse me for taking an ob-vious precaution.’ With that he seized my hair in “ ‘And the work?’both his hands, and tugged until I yelled with the “ ‘Is purely nominal.’pain. ‘There is water in your eyes,’ said he as he re- “ ‘What do you call purely nominal?’leased me. ‘I perceive that all is as it should be. But “ ‘Well, you have to be in the office, or at least inwe have to be careful, for we have twice been de- the building, the whole time. If you leave, you forfeitceived by wigs and once by paint. I could tell you your whole position forever. The will is very cleartales of cobbler’s wax which would disgust you with upon that point. You don’t comply with the condi-human nature.’ He stepped over to the window and tions if you budge from the office during that time.’shouted through it at the top of his voice that the va-cancy was filled. A groan of disappointment came “ ‘It’s only four hours a day, and I should notup from below, and the folk all trooped away in dif- think of leaving,’ said I.ferent directions until there was not a red-head to be “ ‘No excuse will avail,’ said Mr. Duncan Ross;seen except my own and that of the manager. ‘neither sickness nor business nor anything else. “ ‘My name,’ said he, ‘is Mr. Duncan Ross, and I There you must stay, or you lose your billet.’am myself one of the pensioners upon the fund left “ ‘And the work?’by our noble benefactor. Are you a married man, Mr. “ ‘Is to copy out the “Encyclopaedia Britannica.”Wilson? Have you a family?’ There is the first volume of it in that press. You must “I answered that I had not. find your own ink, pens, and blotting-paper, but we provide this table and chair. Will you be ready to- “His face fell immediately. morrow?’ “ ‘Dear me!’ he said gravely, ‘that is very serious “ ‘Certainly,’ I answered.indeed! I am sorry to hear you say that. The fund “ ‘Then, good-bye, Mr. Jabez Wilson, and let mewas, of course, for the propagation and spread of the congratulate you once more on the important posi-red-heads as well as for their maintenance. It is ex- tion which you have been fortunate enough to gain.’ceedingly unfortunate that you should be a bachelor.’ He bowed me out of the room and I went home with “My face lengthened at this, Mr. Holmes, for I my assistant, hardly knowing what to say or do, Ithought that I was not to have the vacancy after all; was so pleased at my own good fortune.but after thinking it over for a few minutes he said “Well, I thought over the matter all day, and bythat it would be all right. evening I was in low spirits again; for I had quite “ ‘In the case of another,’ said he, ‘the objection persuaded myself that the whole affair must be somemight be fatal, but we must stretch a point in favour great hoax or fraud, though what its object might be22
  22. 22. I could not imagine. It seemed altogether past be- Sherlock Holmes and I surveyed this curt announce-lief that anyone could make such a will, or that they ment and the rueful face behind it, until the comi-would pay such a sum for doing anything so sim- cal side of the affair so completely overtopped everyple as copying out the ‘Encyclopaedia Britannica.’ other consideration that we both burst out into a roarVincent Spaulding did what he could to cheer me of laughter.up, but by bedtime I had reasoned myself out of the “I cannot see that there is anything very funny,”whole thing. However, in the morning I determined cried our client, flushing up to the roots of his flam-to have a look at it anyhow, so I bought a penny bot- ing head. “If you can do nothing better than laugh attle of ink, and with a quill-pen, and seven sheets of me, I can go elsewhere.”foolscap paper, I started off for Pope’s Court. “No, no,” cried Holmes, shoving him back into “Well, to my surprise and delight, everything was the chair from which he had half risen. “I reallyas right as possible. The table was set out ready wouldn’t miss your case for the world. It is mostfor me, and Mr. Duncan Ross was there to see that refreshingly unusual. But there is, if you will excuseI got fairly to work. He started me off upon the letter my saying so, something just a little funny about it.A, and then he left me; but he would drop in from Pray what steps did you take when you found thetime to time to see that all was right with me. At card upon the door?”two o’clock he bade me good-day, complimented me “I was staggered, sir. I did not know what toupon the amount that I had written, and locked the do. Then I called at the offices round, but none ofdoor of the office after me. them seemed to know anything about it. Finally, I “This went on day after day, Mr. Holmes, and on went to the landlord, who is an accountant living onSaturday the manager came in and planked down the ground-floor, and I asked him if he could tell mefour golden sovereigns for my week’s work. It was what had become of the Red-headed League. He saidthe same next week, and the same the week after. Ev- that he had never heard of any such body. Then Iery morning I was there at ten, and every afternoon asked him who Mr. Duncan Ross was. He answeredI left at two. By degrees Mr. Duncan Ross took to that the name was new to him.coming in only once of a morning, and then, after a “ ‘Well,’ said I, ‘the gentleman at No. 4.’time, he did not come in at all. Still, of course, I never “ ‘What, the red-headed man?’dared to leave the room for an instant, for I was not “ ‘Yes.’sure when he might come, and the billet was such a “ ‘Oh,’ said he, ‘his name was William Morris. Hegood one, and suited me so well, that I would not was a solicitor and was using my room as a tempo-risk the loss of it. rary convenience until his new premises were ready. “Eight weeks passed away like this, and I had He moved out yesterday.’written about Abbots and Archery and Armour and “ ‘Where could I find him?’Architecture and Attica, and hoped with diligence “ ‘Oh, at his new offices. He did tell me the ad-that I might get on to the B’s before very long. It cost dress. Yes, 17 King Edward Street, near St. Paul’s.’me something in foolscap, and I had pretty nearly “I started off, Mr. Holmes, but when I got to thatfilled a shelf with my writings. And then suddenly address it was a manufactory of artificial knee-caps,the whole business came to an end.” and no one in it had ever heard of either Mr. William “To an end?” Morris or Mr. Duncan Ross.” “And what did you do then?” asked Holmes. “Yes, sir. And no later than this morning. I wentto my work as usual at ten o’clock, but the door was “I went home to Saxe-Coburg Square, and I tookshut and locked, with a little square of cardboard the advice of my assistant. But he could not helphammered on to the middle of the panel with a tack. me in any way. He could only say that if I waitedHere it is, and you can read for yourself.” I should hear by post. But that was not quite good enough, Mr. Holmes. I did not wish to lose such a He held up a piece of white cardboard about the place without a struggle, so, as I had heard that yousize of a sheet of note-paper. It read in this fashion: were good enough to give advice to poor folk who The Red-headed League were in need of it, I came right away to you.” is “And you did very wisely,” said Holmes. “Your Dissolved case is an exceedingly remarkable one, and I shall be October 9, 1890. happy to look into it. From what you have told me I 23