Policy Police
                    Volume II. Number 7.
                    Up Close and Personalised. Episode 7.




At la...
At least we don‟t
        have to travel
       far to get to the
             pilot.

Huh?




                          ...
Eeuch…


   New
 Bohemia…




              Your
            favourite
             people.
Hope you
can drive.




               Eh?




        I don‟t fancy
        our chances if
        we turn up on
        ...
Waitrose
 Mathematics
   College
“Where quality counts”
Okay.
Carry on.
Funny.




      You don‟t
   appear to have
     any DNA.
We have it
 removed at
basic training.




   Oh…


  Makes
  sense…


   Okay.
  Carry on.
The efficiency and
  effectiveness of the
school has been impacted
  considerably since we
 actioned this initiative.
The tags can be
    applied in
  seconds by a
trained Security
   Assistant.


    Minimal
     fuss…



  And we can
   i...
No, no…


  We can track
 each child online
   in real time.



The system knows
which Cam a child
is on and streams
  ima...
The biggest         We‟ve cut out the
impact has been      queues we had with
on registration.     the old fingerprint
   ...
Everyone had
     the National
    Model at first.



 But parents have
chosen to upgrade
to more expensive
     designs.
More
functionality?
                          More
                         stylish.




                    Once the
    ...
Doesn‟t
 anybody pull
  them off?




 But that‟d
   hurt.




But it‟d leave
 a cool scar.
Don‟t make
                                 Never made
„em like they
                             „em like that
  used to....
Who are
            these?




 It‟s part of the
new Environmental
 Protection Skills
    curriculum.       Handy.
Our Productivity
   Advisors              We were able to
 suggested it.             monetise our
                        ...
I hope this has been helpful
 to you. We‟re always keen
to try innovative methods to
   achieve our mission to
    produce...
No wonder I
always used to
   bunk off.




                 To be continued…
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Up Close And Personalised Episode 7

  1. 1. Policy Police Volume II. Number 7. Up Close and Personalised. Episode 7. At last things were starting to move. Our clearance had come through to visit one of the Pilot schools.
  2. 2. At least we don‟t have to travel far to get to the pilot. Huh? Guess where?
  3. 3. Eeuch… New Bohemia… Your favourite people.
  4. 4. Hope you can drive. Eh? I don‟t fancy our chances if we turn up on foot.
  5. 5. Waitrose Mathematics College “Where quality counts”
  6. 6. Okay. Carry on.
  7. 7. Funny. You don‟t appear to have any DNA.
  8. 8. We have it removed at basic training. Oh… Makes sense… Okay. Carry on.
  9. 9. The efficiency and effectiveness of the school has been impacted considerably since we actioned this initiative.
  10. 10. The tags can be applied in seconds by a trained Security Assistant. Minimal fuss… And we can impose an Has there exclusion if any been much child refuses to “fuss”? cooperate.
  11. 11. No, no… We can track each child online in real time. The system knows which Cam a child is on and streams images to the parental account. Parents can watch their children live from the office. So they love So, it‟s it, too. win-win.
  12. 12. The biggest We‟ve cut out the impact has been queues we had with on registration. the old fingerprint system. …and we don‟t see bullying any more…
  13. 13. Everyone had the National Model at first. But parents have chosen to upgrade to more expensive designs.
  14. 14. More functionality? More stylish. Once the designer labels got involved, we had much higher compliance.
  15. 15. Doesn‟t anybody pull them off? But that‟d hurt. But it‟d leave a cool scar.
  16. 16. Don‟t make Never made „em like they „em like that used to. EEEW! „round here. Perhaps you‟ve seen enough…
  17. 17. Who are these? It‟s part of the new Environmental Protection Skills curriculum. Handy.
  18. 18. Our Productivity Advisors We were able to suggested it. monetise our cleaning contract. They saved you money. Almost covered their fee.
  19. 19. I hope this has been helpful to you. We‟re always keen to try innovative methods to achieve our mission to produce Normalised, Resilient Citizens.
  20. 20. No wonder I always used to bunk off. To be continued…

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