Reasons for Mr. Sansoni toshow me his blog*(A powerpoint presentation)
The Pursuit of Knowledge• You have interests? No way. ME TOO• Same? Are they the same?• WE DON’t KNOW (but we can)• Maybe I like things you like you don’t even KNOW you like• Following my tumblr will provide you opportunities to like thingsthat NEITHER OF US EVEN KNOW ABOUT YET• As a teacher you should believe learning is important and guess what life is learning and thisis an opportunity to learn so yeahWinona Ryder’sphenomenalperformance inMermaids?Fangirling?Arts n’ Crafts?Music?Oh man bloggingis like the bombdiggity
Bonding• Fabo friends= friends w/eTumblr friends= FRIENDS 5EVR• Letting you in my tumblr is likeletting you in my HEAD. It’sTRUST.• And guess what trust meanslasting relationships soooo yait’s just healthy• So unless you want it to besuper awkward when we bothshow up at the same indie divebar in Boston rockin’ someCosby sweaters in some weirdkind of serendipity y’all bestestablish a ~*~~#*bond*#~~*~
My blog is flawless• You don’t even know man• Imagine if I reblogged something from your blog,and it ended up on my perfect blog• That’s, like, winning an oscar. A tiny tumblroscar.• It’s like senpai noticing you**senpai not guaranteed to notice you sorry I’m not that punk rockOscar?
I could be talkin’ smack about youand you wouldn’t even know it• Remember what I said about fabo friends• How they’re not yet friends 5ever• You wouldn’t even know• Just sayin’…This could be u
I’ve wanted to see you blog for,like, ever• I mean this is a hugecompliment consideringmy blog is flawless, aspreviously expressed• Just think of the cripplingguilt that awaits you if youactively make thedecision not to make ayoung girl’s dreams cometrue• That’s just sadU killed mydreamzDreamsnevercomingtrue?
I’m kind of running out of reasonshere but pizza seems to be a crowdpleaser so